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At 11/28/08 06:04 AM, bananasrus09 wrote: Hey, like you should post this in the flash forums.Uh.

Please dont direct these people to other forums where they can try to swindle MORE people into doing their work for them.

The saddest part of this thread is that the "joke" (if we can call it that) was stolen from an mspaint comic thats been floating around various sites and chans for a few years.
Pathetic.

I dont like their songs where they shriek lyrics over the music.
Everything else of theirs I adore.

Hi guys I'm a scam artist.
Please present your art to me so I may judge it and possibly hire you to do graphics for a game.
I claim I can pay you but I really cant.

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lmao

At 11/26/08 11:49 PM, LTmatt wrote: troll trolly troll troll?
Troll! troll trollin troll troll troll

fixed for accuracy.

Anigen?
Never heard of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh hey its fixed.
lol

of course it still gets an error but the preloader is working

IGNORE ME

I wish to give out my utmost thanks to you.
Ever since I got flash cs3 I've been very wary of it because its large, and much slower than flash mx. I run by the "if its not broken, dont fix it" policy.

So over the last month or so, I've been playing with the software and have slowly come to enjoy it. I have more options than I did with MX in terms of visuals and overall its much easier to get certain desired effects.

So imagine my joy when I finished my christmas cartoon and downloaded this years christmas preloader.
Huzzah, I thought.

But my joy was not to last because Flash had an error.

"Gee this must be the flash MX version of the loader. I guess they forgot to mention that!" so because I now had 100 new symbols that weren't doing anything other than slowing my pc down, I copied everything into a NEW file without the mx preloader not labeled as the mx preloader.

So to the preloaders page I went (as opposed to the christmas page) and downloaded a zip file of christmas preloaders.

OOH! One that works in MX and one that works in CS3. So I delicately place it into the first frame of my movie.

And now to export.
Whats this? AN ERROR? Something about buttons and actionscript and movieclips? Gibberish I dont fucking understand?
Oh Cs3! You're just like Mx in every way. Telling me things only a programmer can understand with shitty directions on how to fix it.

And so my cartoon SKIPS past the preloader automatically. What joy! WHO NEEDS A PRELOADER?
Certainly not the viewers at home!

Well perhaps a different one will work!
Lets see if that api preloader works. It is the newest version after all. Why, it should work perfectly.
WELL GOLLY GOSH GEE WILLIKERS!!!!!!! 10 ERROR LINES! Why this version is clearly superior! Instead of getting 1 error I get 10!

Well lets see what happens if I save it as a flash 8 file and send it to one of my friends with flash 8! Oh it doesnt work! Oh it opens but the text is all gone! Oh it opens but the api caused the pc to crash!

What wonders I have experienced this night.
And I just wanted to unfold my arms and give my most cherished thanks to both Adobe and whomever codes the NG preloader for ruining a christmas cartoon and destroying QUITE A FEW HOURS of my life.

Because I didnt need to spend all that time animating. I could have been masturbating or curing cancer or whatever the fuck else it is I do.

Merry Christmas to all
and to all a Good Night!!!!!!!!!!!

~ Nathan

At 11/25/08 06:44 PM, palidian7 wrote: -.- is the foul language and abusive name calling really necissary?

lmfao
yeah i stopped reading there. its past your bedtime.

At 11/25/08 07:11 PM, TheRadicalOne wrote:

At 11/25/08 06:58 PM, darknessdweller wrote:

I'll add moar soon!~

You know there is no possible way you can actually say moar and have people still take you seriously, right?

He's your average angry newgrounds newbie.
He still thinks 4chan is funny and the Portal is respectable.
He'll eventually grow out of his ignorance.

At 11/25/08 01:57 PM, CashClock wrote: Mind telling me where all the Wacoms are coming from?

Well you see first Tom has to get tongues. Crocodile tongues to be exact. Long, slimy crocodile tongues boiled in the skull of a dead witch for 40 days and 40 nights. And, the gizzard of a pig, the fingers of a young monkey, the beak of a parrot and three spoonfuls of sugar, and then, let the moon do the rest.

Frog in a Blender
Joe Cartoon

MY DADDY BOUGHT ME A CELL PHONE

Get a job.

Most people these days dont have taste in music. So music that actually uses catchy melodies (like the ones you tried to play) are going to bother them.

They like to hear the same drum machines playing the same beats with the same angry young men in bandannas shrieking over them.

No.
Please kill yourself.

I love them.

And sawdust was an interesting album. Alot different than their previous albums. Its good to see a band experimenting and evolving their sound.

I've learned that titles are often misleading. And stupid shit can have great titles.

I usually pick out things by who makes them now. How do I know this person. What has this person made in the past. And was it good.

I just lead them on for an hour with inane babble. Wasting their time and annoying them.

Sniglet sounds like a new racial slang term to me.
Or a candy bar.

Both are pretty stupid.

At 11/24/08 10:04 AM, newguy2005 wrote: are you a flash artist who made several flashes which were underappreciated and would like some recognishion? then pretend you were using a mouse all the time and get a free wacom and a frontpage post about how great you are!!

this should be the motto of this contest

are you a troll who is obviously someones alt and wish to cause a hee-lair-ee-us flame war? then pretend you are a new user all the time and write things that are obvious intentional logic fallacies to people can think about how dumb you not really are.

this should be your sig

At 11/23/08 05:59 PM, WAaAzZAaA wrote: i thought the tablets were for the unoticed artists that contribute to NG every day, that no one really knows.

Mmmmmm cry some more.
your tears must taste delicious

At 11/22/08 01:25 PM, TechFlash wrote: Quick question, do all applicants have to have awards to be eligible for one? Or is it like last year where you'll give some out to experienced artists AND rising, young artists?

I think he's giving them to people whom he knows will use them.

Hello viral advertising.

Alot of people use mice.

Alot of people use WACOMS

some use Cintiqs

and some use tablet pcs.

it really depends on how much you have and what you're willing to spend

lazy.....muffin?

NEVAH HOID OF HIM

protip: newgrounds isnt really that much better

Fucking kill yourself.
These have not ever been funny.

What are you downloading it to?

Is it a rom?

Do you know what google is?