Every part of the body seems to have some sort of name or nickname. Even tiny shitty parts.
The piece of cartilage between your nostrils is called a columnella. Did you know that? Of course not. It's because you are shit. Fuck you.
But thats not what this is about.
There's alot of fat people. And then there's OBESE people. Alot of them. Chances are you yourself are obese. It's ok. God still loves you maybe.
But fat people have this thing. This....lump of flesh. Right above the pelvis. It's usually from having a protruding stomach of blubber that hangs down right onto the top of the crotch.
I call it the moist flap.
But thats a shit name for a shit body part.
So once must wonder, what moniker to bestow upon such an undeserving joke of human flesh?
Love handles are not the same thing. They are on the ribs and sides of the body. They do not count. They are swill of the earth.
A new nickname must be construed.
Get to it.
