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Here you are gentlemen.
Good luck.

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At 12/12/08 06:38 AM, Robotussin wrote:
u gettin trolld xD

oh you unholy bastard

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At 12/12/08 06:30 AM, Shreddy wrote:
dogs bollocks = english saying for FUCKING AWESOME

i am going to fly to england right now and find out if this is true

GOD HELP YOU IF THIS IS A LIE, SIR

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At 12/12/08 06:25 AM, Shreddy wrote: This winter one really is the dogs bollocks,

fuck you.
this is the best one they've ever had.

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D-D-D-Danger! Look behind you!

There's a stranger!

Out to find you!

What to do just grab on to some DUCK TALES

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It slows my pc down too.
shit sucks.

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You sure are cool, man.

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Its not revolting.

Its sad but satisfying.

Sad because the guy wrecked up his ass.

Satisfying because he should have used a plastic jar. Stupid idea to use glass. And to shove large things up his ass.

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Funniest User

that one guy who posts 4chan memes in all the threads
MAN SHOOP THE WHOOP SURE IS FUNNY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Biggest Attention Whore%u2028

the so-called mod fuckers who make these bbs popularity contests every year, zerok, dobio, etc

Drama Queen

wade fulp

Never Logs Off

P-Bot because its a computer.
what a dumb selection.

I Miss Yew

<salutations> im thinking of injuring myself

Best Artist%u2028

dat guy who does all dem funny photoshopz
dose are so hard to do!!!! cause you gots to use da lasso tool and add noise to all da layers
he has such skill!!!!!

Master Creator

that big red thing from Tron

Rookie of the Year

the new people are even shittier than the old ones.
i nominate Foamy_Hentai_Sprite_Lover565_Xx
he is a good contributor to this site

Most Improved%u2028

nobody.

Biggest Spammer%u2028

<reptilicus> sonic can not die. If he did he would not die from a knife from tails. That was dumb i did like the song though. Words can not explain how much i hate this. If sonic were to die he would not die from a knife!!! THAT IS FUCKING ABSURD. YOU FAIL SO BAD. I HATE YOU FOR MAKING THIS AND I HATE WHO EVER THOUGHT SONIC COULD DIE FROM A KNIFE FROM FUCKING TAILS!!!!

Most Overrated

i nominate the whole bbs for this prestigious award. may it get everyone laid. and may the solid gold trophy for it gleam forevermore.

Most Underrated%u2028

Foamy_Hentai_Sprite_Lover565_Xx
i love when he posts "TEH FAIL" in threads
it makes me lol so hard

Worst Moderator

all of them.

Best Moderator

none of them.

Worst Poster

The-Great-One

he/she knows why.

Best Poster

there's no such thing as "best poster" in this wretched place

And now to wait for my incoming ban for this post.

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At 12/8/08 06:47 PM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: I made the top 5 movies to pass judgement. Wow!

Oh hey you're that idiot who tried to act like getting in the top 8 wasn't a big deal.
And then when people schooled you, you said they should "fuck off"

You should really kill yourself.

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Love lead us here

Right back to where we belong

we followed the star

now here we are

now heaven seems so near

love lead us here

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Yeah this idea has never been done before ever.
Please swallow a hammer.

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At 12/2/08 11:35 AM, TomFulp wrote: But first scored front page with an experimental work set to music by Kingbastard. http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/32 1267

Five-Iron's latest submission has shown the most promise yet! "Me Bill" is another collaboration with Kingbastard and you can see how both artists have progressed in recent years.

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  Me Bill by Five-Iron

  Click to view.

  Type

  Movie

  Rated

  Ages 13+

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holy shit.
i never realized both of these were by the same guy

fuckin ace.

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Click these easy tools to automatically input certain HTML tags to emphasize parts of your post, or add links!

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hi i'm drinky crow's girlfriend, cindy

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10 hours in photoshop

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Are you people blind or something? They still do this. Every month.
They give like 250 bucks to the top 5 winners.

And the yearly thing is called The Tankies now or something. They give away a big golden thingamabob that a bunch of hand selected judges vote who should get it. I (somehow) got to be a judge last year.

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they're coming to take me away, haha

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Newgrounds isnt 4chan.
Go brush your teeth with a fork and fuck off.

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At 11/28/08 12:25 PM, TomFulp wrote:

In 2006, Tim began focusing a lot more on solo work. Noteables from that year include his Halloween and Christmas submissions.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/34 5197
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/35 4993

I'm still infuriated LSD lost to Lilium that year

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At 11/28/08 06:43 AM, bananasrus09 wrote:
Can't the mods lock this thread?

Nah.

The moderation staff here is pretty crappy. They're all asleep.

More than likely in the morning they will hit the "destroy thread" button which will delete the thread and probably ban all of us for several days.

lol

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At 11/28/08 06:28 AM, Dew wrote:
Fixed.

Your level changes how much your vote counts in the portal.

Then again, I'm assuming like most people on the BBS you've forgotten Newgrounds has a portal.

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Your aura doesn't do shit.
Neither does your post count. The only thing that has a cause-and-effect here is your level.

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At 11/28/08 06:11 AM, bananasrus09 wrote:
My bad!
This is a first for me. Scammers? And how exactly do they swindle suckers?

It happens quite often.

They lead you in. Talk about sweet deals.

And then two things happen:

a.) they never pay you but get you to do work for free. they use the excuse 'it will look good in yer demo reel' as a reason for you to work pro bono. whats sad is this often works

b.) they lead you on a wild goose chase to help them make whatever it is they are making. eventually they stop talking to you for no reason and they disappear off the internet. leaving you confused, and more often then not, with some unfinished garbage on your hands

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At 11/28/08 06:16 AM, H-K-S wrote: Nothing is better than beating a small child all night. It feels very natural.

I imagine it gets tiring very fast.

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At 11/28/08 06:17 AM, Jesse-Ray wrote: The cinematics are gonna be great on the PS3 having blu-ray file size, 360 is gonna seem like a bitch after playing it on PS3 I bet.

Because cinematics are the most important part of a game's quality.
Especially when its squareenix making their patented "Men who Look Like Women" modern character design.

How do people as stupid as you survive getting out of bed?

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The gaming industry has become such a mainstream hog of energy, resources and money now due to the invention of HD and the ridiculous cost of the hardware these games have to run on, that companies no longer have the time to make a good sequel. Its simple as that. Same reason there's so much shovelware from once-respectable companies flooding the shelves these days. Too many greedy people reaching for the almighty dollar.
The only way it'll get fixed is for the industry to collapse on itself. But thats never going to happen.

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EGM simply because it covers everything.

Nintendo Power has been great since its redesign.

Either way the worst mag is still Gamepro. So many obvious bribed reviewers. Makes me sick.

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Do you enjoy a game that is simple and amusing to play online? TF2

Do you enjoy a game where you can train yourself to become a merciless soldier of death? CSS

Do you enjoy metal slug? Soldat

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Why do people still play these? These went from being "fun" to being "work" like 4 or 5 games ago.