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castle crashers?

more like.....

Asshole Smashers

HAHAHA

i made meself sad :c

At 3/2/09 04:35 AM, Hanshinboy wrote: Thomas and his mother owe me an explanation for leaving me on the front door step of Jeffery Dalhmer all those years ago. He was a shitty host and his food tasted like dog shit

hey at least he fed you
ungrateful

you have a very pretty sig, Rudy

useless post + 1

You should have kicked him in the nuts until he coughed up blood.

I bet you think you're really clever and edgy pointing out all this bad disney stuff eh.

thank dude

totally wasnt aware of any of that stuff
you have opened my eyes

At 2/28/09 08:17 AM, Pokemonpoeguygcn wrote: Wonder why did they change it from shit to crap

because newgrounds is a family friendly site with a squeaky clean image that must be maintained

At 2/28/09 08:46 AM, The-Condor wrote:

At 2/27/09 11:59 PM, Hiroshimo wrote: aww look, 11 posts

aww look 43 posts.

aww look 5 billion cans of corn on the fucking cob WHO GIVES A SHIT

At 2/28/09 08:41 AM, The-Condor wrote:

At 2/28/09 07:41 AM, BladeHammer wrote: I Dont Usually Post Videos But This Is Something I Feel Obliged To Spread

Why Do You TypeLike This.

Because he's a moron.

And he probably made the video he linked. Hello blatant advertising!

I like how every debate in this god forsaken shithole boils down to

"hey i hate THING A"

"fuck you, you are jealous of THING A"

"no i just dont like THING A"

"fuck you"

The topic starter is probably a troll anyway. Put any popular author's name in the title of a new thread and watch the non-submitting non-contributory monkeys bite each other angles in a grand contest to see who can sound the most shallow.

Cool I unlocked God Mode
all teh medals are all mine

i get to spend megacon day the way i spend everyday

at work!

illwill at #2?

god damnit newgrounds.

Most people here are prima-donnas who think their shit dont stink.

Good luck on your mission.

A salad fingers wii game?

Hold on I need to pour myself a cup of "never gonna happen"

an absolute masterpiece.

At 1/31/09 09:32 PM, ixintro wrote:
YES! "Here be Hagar the Horrible, his appearance is similar to that of a BIG HAIRY TRUCK!"

Hardcastle you'd better guard that stone personally cause if it's gone and Dumbledore is hurt, I am gonna hand you your ass when all is said and done.

At 1/31/09 09:02 PM, ixintro wrote:

Whatever, I'm Harry-Motherfucking-Potter!

"Behold" she said from her HORRIBLE mouth, "Your father, too, was a badass."

Adult Swim combined with SuperDeluxe and censored all of Brad Neely's videos.

Screw their new website.

yes the regular users of the bbs who are not mods or admins are sure to know.

eat a rainbow.

shit a leprechaun.

It amuses me how people cant tell the difference between animation and rotoscoping.

Oh bbs.

There's an alternate Universe where everything is opposite.

And in that Universe, there is an evil doppleganger of Tom Fulp

he looks like our tom but he has a long black mustache and calls the Nominees the "Tominees" and quietly minces in the backround
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always mincing

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always

also good noms this year

At 1/23/09 07:17 PM, Nicholas-Deary wrote:
Foamy isn't a bad series, I like it. Yes, there's not much new animation in each submission but there is some obvious talent in the screenplay of the episodes.

step one: find something really obvious everyone dislikes

step two: yell about it into a microphone

step three: change the pitch of the recording

step four: have goth chick in a "sexy" body position

step five: impress nicholas-deary, which is not a hard task apparently

Can you people stop giving IllWillHack awards.

Thanks in advance

he said as if there was any hope of it happening.

I'm not entirely sure what I just read.

Or tried to read.

I tend to not get into threads like these mainly because the people on trial are unoriginal copycats bloating themselves off infamy by doing the same cliches and tricks that the Star Syndicate and Strawberry Clock invented years ago.

However, with all threads made by a mod or admin, fools rush in, and I'd like to take the time to just go over a few of these. Not to really respond to them, but to show how amazingly dumb these posts are. And how amazing it is that people go out of their way to type this trash in order to cozy up to the authority here.

And since its 4:30 am and I cant sleep and its 20 degrees outside, I'm gonna post a big ol post anyway.

This one made me laugh in particular:

At 1/21/09 11:08 AM, Davidzx wrote: their just a bunch of idoits whos parents didnt get to them enough, clearly they havent learned their lesson. I suggest we keep voting 0 until wade appears.

This confused young creature is so infuriated with whatever new flavor-of-the-month spamgroup is forcing him to watch their cartoons, and yet is so infatuated with Wade that he has managed to convince himself that if he votes 0 hard enough and quickly enough, that Wade himself will woosh down to smite the evildoers in their caves.
Good luck my confused friend. I vote 0 on that spam we call "Foamy the Squirrel" all the time and have yet to have my wish fulfilled of an admin shooting force lightning at it and wiping it from the crust of this earth.

But if you believe in yourself, who knows what might happen.

Also

At 1/21/09 11:08 AM, Davidzx wrote: their just a bunch of idoits

"Idoits"

The BBS is pretty much a vapid black hole of intelligence, but even this is pushing it.

Its like someone crafted a mallet made of irony and beat your post to death with it.

This next post made me chuckle because it contains all the cliched trimmings of the typical angry broseph who just popped out of playing Halo online and noticed the thread and figured 'hey I'll use my quick wit to snag a few points by slinging out a few zingers' before reading the thread at all.

Lets take a read:

At 1/22/09 12:41 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:
1. It shows you are a really sad person.

2. Life get.

I love this.
Posting on an internet message board telling another person on an internet message board to get a life. Is there anything so deliciously hypocritical? Its the kettle calling the kettle black.
The fact people still use this insult blows my mind.
Its like we're still stuck in 1999.

Ah if only it were the 90's still.
I could buy myself a rainbow koosh ball.

3. WE WILL STOP YOU!!! We will stop you before your shitty little "raid" even gets started. Within five minutes we will have dismantled a months worth of planning and retreated back to our batcaves to laugh at you. Is that REALLY the best use of your time you can figure out?

And of course, no 'im a dumb kid on the internet' post is complete without the tried and true lets-threaten-with-bodily-harm-on-the-in ternet-in-a-fantasy-world-that-is-in-my-
mind.
You dont have a batcave my friend. Dont be jealous of Bruce Wayne. His parents are dead.

And judging by your post I doubt you could dismantle a children's puzzle.

This forum is so devoid of people with personality.

At 1/22/09 01:23 AM, HandsomePete wrote: Ok, since sarcasm didn't work, I'll just say it flat out. Kissing Wade's ass is pathetic.

Oh I disagree there, my friend!

See, without it, we wouldn't have the wonderfully responsible forum moderation and review moderation team. Who take time out of their year to occasionally visit this vortex of chaos and flamewars and naruto to occasionally lock a thread or ban a user for breaking/notbreaking rules. How else would 1 terrible review on a misunderstood cartoon out of thousands of flagged reviews ever get removed without them around?
How would we ensure that we have at least 40 active topics about Bleach or Madness going on at once?
HOW, I ask you sir, would we be able to guarantee that everyone who comes to the Newgrounds BBS is able to read a thread containing a link to a youtube video of someone poking their pet cat?

No my friend.

This all so very necessary.
And I thank our Lord and Savior (Meet n Fuck) every night as I cuddle up with my Official Zelda Collab plush toy, that we are able to discuss important worldly matters in a forum that is kept at such a high level of quality.

Even now as I type this way-too-long-post because its cold and I cant sleep, a single tear I shed for the majesty of this place.

A tear of Liberty.

A tear of Honor.

A tear of holy shit this topic is mindnumbing.

There's microscopic robots on that rag feasting on your fuckstick.

The Weekenders and Ed Edd n Eddy did this concept alot better

At 1/21/09 12:39 AM, HandsomePete wrote:

And then some are just flat out trying to be dicks.

Oh hello
How are you today, my good chap

sonic can not die. If he did he would not die from a knife from tails. That was dumb i did like the song though. Words can not explain how much i hate this. If sonic were to die he would not die from a knife!!! THAT IS FUCKING ABSURD. YOU FAIL SO BAD. I HATE YOU FOR MAKING THIS AND I HATE WHO EVER THOUGHT SONIC COULD DIE FROM A KNIFE FROM FUCKING TAILS!!!!