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Sweet Jimminy Jesus.

Why does this happen so FUCKING often?

Look.
A long time ago a chap named Strawberry clock made a ridiculous cartoon called B which featured a B as its main focus.

Yes/ Okay/

But since then, there have been many clocks. Yes, alot of them suck. Thats what happened with all "groups" and "clubs" that are as open as the clocks. Homestarunner.net anyone?
But guess what? Alot of them also fucking rock.
21 O Clock Street's one of the best-written Flash animations on this sight. And its damn well animated too. As are all the big clock-crew collaborations.

The point is, Cigs, you are an idiot. Noone knows who you are or what cartoons you've made and frankly, noone really gives a flying fuck who you hate because you are a nobody. And judging by your juvenile antics, you will probably remain that way until (if we're lucky) you get banned for writing gobs of shit and trying to start "revolutions" against beloved crews of animators.

You are a 12-year-old in Spiderman pajamas on a cardboard box screaming at a bunch of angry Flash animators on the most popular cartoon website online, shreiking with your high pitched I-will-never-get-fucked lungs about how much you hate us all.
There are clock-haters yes.
The clock crew isnt for everyone.
It's basically random objects with clock faces, robot speakonia voices, and different personalities having odd misadventures. Of course, not everyone will like them.
But you know what?
Alot of people DO like them.
And the people who DONT dont constantly anger everyone on the site with amazingly stupid topics such as this.

If you wanted attention, do what most angst-wriddled nerds do:

write a long goodbye note and commit suicide.
Very simple.
Not only will it garner you the attention you clearly desire, but you will never have to see those nasty clocks ever again because you'll be FUCKING DEAD and no longer able to mar this sinking forum with your abusive shit and barely literate writing skills that burn my eyes.

The clocks dont FORCE you to watch their films. You have a choice.
It's called "Not clicking" you idiot.
If you want to vent about something, why dont you vent about cartoons that MOST people dont like? There's plenty.

Oh, but doing something like that is above you're level of intelligence.

And now I shall wait and see if you read this, quote it, and write some ridiculously sweary reply which will no doubt "B" badly spelled, and probably repetitive to read.
K?
Thnx.
Bye.

At 6/12/05 01:41 AM, F00D wrote:

At 6/12/05 01:37 AM, RandomBob wrote: Once upon a time, in a land called Newgrounds, Tom Fulp was walking amidst the open grasslands known as the Portal. Enjoying his success from his recent conquest in the video game market, he was overconfident, and let his guard down. All of sudden, out of the Portal's void sprang a...

Bedn. He stael'd all of Tom's cadny then ran away. Tom was so mad, but he didn't let Bedn make him mad. Instead, he decided to submit some of his old flashes to the portal and knew they would do well, considering he was THE TomFulp. As soon as he submitted his Britney Spears Monster Truck game though, he was shocked to find it had been...

Eaten by the clocks who danced meerily about it like bacon about a campfire. Then Seizure_Dog and Bedn formed a superhero group called the ANGREHS where they flew through the air and shot high-powered projectile potatos at Picanjo.
Legendary Frog appeared. He farted.
And then something happened. And then some other stuff.

I got nothin'

My cartoon is near done.

And currently around 800k which is rather incredible considering all the crap I have managed to get into it.

Its also very anticlimactic as it ends with nature basically destroying itself in a ridiculously unnatural fashion.

I am thinking I might cut out the entire slow-motion sequence as

A.) It takes forever whether I do it via tween or fbf

B.) BLLAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGEEEEEEEEEN

Actually, if someone may interject, I have a point to put forth.

In 1954, Albert Einstein constructed his "Theory of J00tivity" in which he mathmatically proved the superiority of j00bie.
By taking the positive j00lectrons and placing them in a Hindenburg glass and then stirring them around with a pink salad fork, he found that from these particles alone, he could create life. Alber Einstein then accidently got robotic arms merged to his spinal cord, went insane, and fought spiderman.

But the point still stands in his research.

The Conclusion Was This:

j00bie > life

Emo's are large flightless birds with powerful legs that live in the tropics. Quite aggresive.

They are similar to Ostriches but not quite as large.

Many are domesticated today and chances are there is an Emo farm somewhere near you.

And like Emu's, they cut themselves to sad weepy music that has no meaning.

I am currently working on the hardest part of my animated short.

The battle sequence where a nuke goes off and the loggers run.

Its all fbf and the loggers will be running in slow motion hopefully.
There will also be lots of trees and shrapnel if this goes right.

God, what I wouldnt give for a touch-screen monitor.
WACOM pads are nice....but a WACOM monitor....oh God yeah.

I can animate SO much better with my hands than with this damnable mouse.

*cries*

Mmmkay.

An update on mine.

Its gonna be very visually intuitive.
And I am trying to get alot of motion into it.
Things explode, trees fly through the air, nukes go off, and loggers go running in slowmotion.

There is also alot of music.
Including Powerhouse by Raymond Scott, The 2nd Part of the William Tell Overture, Eye of the Tiger from Rocky, The Kill Bill theme, and Ode to Joy by Beethoven.

as you can imagine, my FLA is quite large.
I think AOL (my email :[) fixed their current problems of limiting the filze sizes you can email.
BUT

In case not, I must know of a GOOD email service which will allow me to send large attachements like FLAs. 8+ megabytes.

Also, it must be free.

But Djamin!

If we dont all redo the same ideas over and over and over and over until they've been ground to death, then where will our ideas come from?

Surely you dont expect us to come up with NEW and ORIGINAL content?

Why such things are clearly the insane mutterings of a madman!

Clearly Djamin is a witch! A WITCH I SAY!

</being ironic on purpose>

At 6/2/05 07:15 PM, DNR wrote: Well I'm done!
Here's a glimpse of IT!
I wish you all good luck on your flashes!

That looks wonderful.
You've used the paintbrush tool to create a very unique style.

It almost reminds me of the style of the Augdenblick guy who made the animation: "The Distinguished DeviL" which I guarantee none of you have seen.

I'm gonna take the retro route and just post a screenshot of my vote.

K?

K.

Screenshot time.

Happy genki fun with good things nice!

Its not all that bad.

But he's not stopping.

And he's slowly attacking all my cartoons.

http://newgrounds.com/gold/profile/template.php3?id=1147124

Yep.
This wee turdburglar has gone a rampage and taken a shit upon my stuff.
And he's going to each one and doing it over and over.

Seeing as no matter how many times people mark a review as "abusive" nothing ever happens, I figured making a topic might inpire some authority to excercize its power.

I hope that link up there works.

"Cartoon Can"

Its short, funkeh, and drives home the point of this website.

A can o' cartoons........

.....and abusive reviewers. :(

I am working on mine as well. I am trying to make it very spaztic and hyper and ridiculous. I wont say Fleischer-esque as there isnt that much motion in it. But I am trying to keep it funny and fast and ultimately, silly. I might post a screenshot later...

Is it....bad....that I found that rather hilarious?

Congrats on the success, fellow animators.

It was well-deserved.

If flaming makes me a criminal then guess I'm guilty as charged.

You'll never catch me alive coppers!

*Shaft soundtrack*

Rotten comes nowhere near Oggrish or Steak and Cheese.

There are worse sights even then those, but I dare not reach into THAT darkness.

I might post a screenshot from mine.

I rarely use Photoshop as I find PaintShopPro9 to be a far superior program, but I still managed to make a pretty nice first scene with it.

My cartoon is about a bird in his nightgown, waking up to find loggers chopping his tree.
He then gets revenge. I wont say how exactly, but it will be quite funnah.

FUNNAH I TELLS YAH.

>:( angreh

I think your sig looks lovely.

Also - yes, I will be joining this one.

My mind is already frothing with ideas.

As my last entries to these have been uber-emo shroom trips, I'm thinkin' this time I will do something silly, fun, and comedic.

Mmmmm froooooooth.

Heh.

This brings back memories of the movie Labyrinth.

"One of always tells the truth. And one of us always lies"

"How will I know?"

"Simple, he always lies"

"Oh what a lie!"

Its been getting some pretty rave reviews on the current popular video game websites.

I'd buy it if I had money to blow. And if I hadn't just gotten Klonoa2 for the advance.
Yeah, Pac-pix is nice.

But methinks Meteos will be better.

Emo people are basically goths who dress in plaid instead of black.

Either way, most their music is stereotypical and annoying.

DESTROY.

That's a tragic story.

It's also funny.

Oh God! The emotions!

A bag of dogshit?

Quick! Give it to a small child and tell him its chocolate!

(then laugh quietly)

You can only hope and pray there was a tiny whole in that bag, and a droplet of some liquid found its way in and moistened your chip.

The other possibilities aren't pretty. Noone truly knows what goes on in the dark depths of.......

The Frito's Potato Chip Factory of DOOM

Beware all ye who like crunchy yet salty snacks! Beware!

Jesus Skateboarding Christ!

No wonder he's a maniac.
He loks like his face tried to melt off, and then got shat on by an elephant.

Wow.
Incredible.

It is very sad.

Nekojiru is one of the VERY few manga comics I enjoy.

And Cat Soup is one of the most beautiful animated short films ever made. I have it on DVD.

Everyone should see it.

I read somewhere that the current average age of videogame players these days is 32.

The market has gotten older. And balder. And wrinklier.

Eeewwww.