Life is like a big bowl of sugar-coated snakes.

Sometimes you need to stab it with a knife, before you can lick the good stuff off.

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Water.

Oh please, let it be water!

Water is so awesome! OMGWTF>!>!>!>??!!?

My anus just turned into a flying zebra.

WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

btw, what the hell is this topic?

Roadhog.

Every topic you have ever made has sucked gorilla cock.

We all love conker.

But each time you make a topic about him you shame himand his awesomeness.

If Conker were real, he would blast your testes off with a sawed-off shotgun for writing this shit.

Girls are hot because..............erm.....................boobies?

Meh.
Science isn't my strength.

I get the feeling this wont be making it to the portal today. :(

Ah well.

5 shades of blue, I wait for thee.

(and Homer. C'mon dude. That was seriously uncalled for.)

My comic character's name.

Then I added a bunch of crap to it and voila.

Mynamewontfitin can hand out roses to the person he thinks deserves in. Like on those shitty dating reality shows.

If we cant flip a coin, then I say we rent a steamroller, run over a hobo, and flip him.

I liked your Twinsen, but it just didnt seem to have much to do wth Valentines day. :)

I loved it though.
What program dod you use for that crazy 3d animation?
Swift, or 3dsmax, or maya or something else?

Also, yes.
When the Blue thread goes up an email might be nice.
I rarely come here as most of the threads in this section are like:

i are teh n00b and want two kno how yuo guyz are making ths flash stuff cuz it is teh cool lol!!! :/

Say, earlier on in this topic, didnt I hear someone mention 5 shades of blue?

Is that the next project?

I quite like these collaboration things. And if there IS gonna be a 5 shades of blue, I wanna have a good amount of time to make something really special for it.

Time for my valentine day song:

Valentines day.
Valentines day.
Rhymes rather well
With melon pines ray.

Please, hold your applause.

I have Divx, you fuck.

How do I set Firefx to use it?

Or you can teach yourself flash.

Try macromedia.com

For whatever reason, Firefox wont play AVIs.
It fucking pissing me off.

It keeps telling me Quicktime doesnt have the right "stuff" to do it.
It then gives me a link for some "manual installation"
So....I go to Apple and download the Quicktime player.
It congratulates me.
Still nothing.
AVI's no worky.

If there a better way to do this? Or a plug-in I've missed? did I even post this in the proper forum section?

Anyone with computer knowledge, assistance would be nice.

Greedom - so cute. Your style is gnarly.

Space_Chicken - yours made me go ._' but ._' in the good way

Humbumpoop - violence + love = yay

Jublim - I dont know why I am laughing so hard at that blob guy singing.

Those are my votes.
But I loved tham all.
Especially that 3-D one.

Also thanks to everyone who voted for mine. I thought it was shite myself. (but then again I think everything I make is shite) :p

..Holy crap its February 13th!

I have several dead squirrels in my pocket.

They smell bad. :(

And so, everyone flushed their respect for VH1 down the toilet.

Well, yeah.

Its supposed to be difficult.

Thats what makes le grande system work.

Indeed.
My 7mb FLA becomes a 200k swf.

Disturbing/

At 2/12/05 11:18 PM, He_Who_Never_Was wrote:

At 2/12/05 11:15 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: obese zebra.

you mean your mom?

Yes, her.

At 2/12/05 11:17 PM, Romolo wrote:

At 2/12/05 11:14 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote:

I tried both links and they both were shit.
Try getting the correct url first, buddy.

Try this one man http://www.funnyjunk.com/movies/19/This+kid+wants+his+change/stream

Oh damn!
Haaahahahhahahahahahahaaaaaaaa!

That is funny!

Baconburgerclock dies 3 months ago after being run over by an obese zebra.

It was very sad.

At 2/12/05 11:12 PM, Romolo wrote: Anyone seen this?

http://www.2flashgames.com/viewlink.php?url=http://www.lookatentertainment.
com/v/v-20.htm&id=1272

I thought this was hilarious. Wonder how old that kid is though :)

I tried both links and they both were shit.

Try getting the correct url first, buddy.

At 2/12/05 11:10 PM, corupthamster1 wrote: strawberryclock is the king of the portal!

And.....?

Are we supposed to give a shit?

Mine will be done in a matter of minutes.

I am emailing it to "Mynamewontfitin"

I hope hes the one in charge of this thing.

And I hope he checks his email.

Heh.

Comedy is good.

I dont have AIM. I have MSN: fololo311@aol.com

But I can email the FLA to someone.

Limewire is free.

You must be doing something wrong.

At 2/12/05 01:10 AM, Balthemor wrote: Correction they do you newb

Blathemor.

15 posts.

Level 2. Dark.

OhGod! The amount of irony is unbearable!