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Response to: SF Collab, Power of Three Teams Posted May 21st, 2009 in NG News

Thats a big ol post, Tom Flup

SF Collab, Power of Three Teams

Response to: liquid exploding from a can Posted May 20th, 2009 in Game Development

Use the video as a guide and draw it bit by bit.

Dont trace the video. Rotoscoping and tracing always looks shitty and terrible. ESPECIALLY in flash cartoons.

Response to: SF Collab, Power of Three Teams Posted May 20th, 2009 in NG News

gost needs to send you a PM i think or something

Response to: Brawl Funnies: Brawl Boyz. Whut? Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

At 5/13/09 10:09 PM, AngryCat wrote:

You don't have a sig, you're level 8, you signed up on 08, you have 29 posts.

The fact you think that a persons level, join date, and post count somehow defines their intelligence really says it all about you.

Response to: Brawl Funnies: Brawl Boyz. Whut? Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

At 5/13/09 09:20 PM, MotherSpaceyLizard wrote: You are all such rude children and you, ZEKEY, should be in bed.
Its 9:20 its almost one half hour past your bedtime young man!

god damnit ma
i'm 24 fuck off and leave me alone

FALL INTO YOUR GRAVE ALREADY

Response to: Brawl Funnies: Brawl Boyz. Whut? Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

At 5/13/09 09:17 PM, Bug wrote: ddeuuueerrr i betcha da jokear could kill batman dd ffhf

It depends. Joker could probably kill modern age superman. But not silverage.

Does Joker have kryptonite?

Response to: Brawl Funnies: Brawl Boyz. Whut? Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

At 5/13/09 09:13 PM, Bug wrote: DAHHH HOW DO I POST THREADS BOSS?

I'm not sure.

But lets get down to the matter at hand.

Gentlemen....how do we kill Superman?

I propose a large rock be thrown at his head.

Response to: I need to get my money back.. help? Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

30 bucks is still a good deal.

Find a tinker or someone who fixes gadgets and have them fix it.

Response to: Brawl Funnies: Brawl Boyz. Whut? Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

Because we find it funny to make you people upset and bothered.

Not really all that deep of a concept.

Response to: How Witty Is Your Forum Sig? Posted May 13th, 2009 in General

mine is my name with blood on it

no wit involved. just glowy filters.

Response to: Best of April 2009 Posted May 13th, 2009 in NG News

At 5/11/09 10:14 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote:
At 5/11/09 11:18 AM, TomFulp wrote: 10. :: Achievements ::
This talentless award thief is still around?

Yep.

AND he even resubmitted that film twice so he could win the award.

and noone called him on it. it's disgusting.

Best of April 2009

Response to: What would you do if NG went down? Posted May 10th, 2009 in General

I'd be very bored.

Response to: New Batman cartoon-unusual villians Posted May 8th, 2009 in General

None of the villains in this show are "NEW"

they're old villains from the golden and silver age of dc comics.

hence why the show is so hilariously corny.

Response to: Cod World At War Collab!!! Posted May 8th, 2009 in Game Development

You have never made a flash in your life and now want people to not only make flash for you....but yet another flash based on a video game.

Go bury your face in a hornet's nest please.

Response to: Most beautifully design video...? Posted May 7th, 2009 in General

we have a "favorites" list for a reason.

my vote goes to anything by kol-belov.

Response to: Write an epic contest! Posted May 7th, 2009 in General

At 5/7/09 09:52 PM, ThePortalGuru wrote: Rules:

Create and epic (large poem about a great adventure or hero), based on one of the flash submissions here on Newgrounds! It can span as many chapters as you want, so go wild with it!

this is the most retarded idea ever.
i just feel you should know that. and this isnt a contest because there's no prize, because you wrote "write and" and because your name is "THE PORTAL GURU"

die in a fire.

Response to: Pico Day 2009 Winners! Posted May 6th, 2009 in NG News

go nogfish
go nogfish
its your birthday
not really
invest your money
in pogs
next big thing
go nogfish

Response to: R.I.P Geocities! Posted May 4th, 2009 in General

time to start saving all the horrifyingly bad fanfics from geocities

Response to: Your biggest regret on NG? Posted May 4th, 2009 in General

Teaching a kid flash, watching him get a job at a studio I adored, having him contact me later to gloat and lecture me.

good times.

Response to: spread the hate. . . Posted April 28th, 2009 in General

Another quality thread on the newgrounds bbs.

Response to: What would make you leave Ng Posted April 28th, 2009 in General

the site being sold to a larger company

the only thing that's kept this place from sinking into the kind of stupidity that has defined youtube, myspace, and twitter is that this place is still run by human beings who only want to make the site better and yet keep it free.

there are NO other large multimedia sites that are still run by caring individuals. None.

Response to: Lots of News Bits Posted April 22nd, 2009 in NG News

At 4/21/09 03:14 PM, TomFulp wrote: Here comes a compromise though; I've decided to suspend the monthly prize money for the ten best submissions. Winners will receive an award certificate and store credit, with our goal being for the rev share system to ultimately generate more earnings than the existing prizes.

I fully support this idea. Maybe it will spur people to use their imaginations a bit more often instead of just catapulting themselves at the nearest video game with flash in one hand and $$ for pupils. This culture of just refrying memes is getting a bit too common.

Response to: Newgrounds election 2009..! Posted April 20th, 2009 in General

At 4/20/09 08:18 AM, pauralotter14 wrote: i voted for my favourite person in the world! i better get something in return for the vote :P

yes, the satisfaction that you contributed to a useless circlejerk.

Response to: how would you define a NG user? Posted April 18th, 2009 in General

At 4/18/09 08:15 AM, Jonny879 wrote: if someone asked you what an average newgrounds user was what would you tell them?

i wouldnt tell them anything.

I would just post this picture.

how would you define a NG user?

Response to: Rev Share and RSS Posted April 16th, 2009 in NG News

At 4/16/09 03:12 AM, cast wrote: all in front of our computers in our underwear.

not me.
i animate purely in the nude.
with my genitals flopping wildly in the spring air

Response to: Rev Share and RSS Posted April 16th, 2009 in NG News

even after reading this thread and going through the drop-down menus in my revenue area i still dont have the slightest clue how this thing works
i still dont know how rss feeds work and i've been online for ages

but

apparently i have made $1.64 so yay for me!

Rev Share and RSS

Response to: How do you become an ng legend? Posted April 10th, 2009 in General

just remain on the site for a long amount of time
and you will become a legend

you dont even need to contribute to the site or be anything but a parasite on the bbs

just stick around for a few years
thats all it takes

Response to: Art Forum Lounge Posted April 10th, 2009 in Art

the site i've been putting my paintings on was shut down tonight

LOL >:/

Response to: Best of March 2009 Posted April 8th, 2009 in NG News

At 4/8/09 06:04 AM, ColonelCocks wrote: We should make funny movies with spinny cocks!

This man has the right idea

Response to: Best of March 2009 Posted April 8th, 2009 in NG News

At 4/7/09 09:04 PM, Ajax-Cubed wrote: Ok, fuck you Newgrounds. Just fuck you.

You would think by 2009 that Newgrounds has had enough of Mario parodies by now, but I guess not. The punchline in this flash wasn't even funny. The animation in this was awful; It was almost purely made of tweens.

because as long as the 'popular' authors continue to ignore their own damn imaginations, things will remain like this.
but thats the problem with the whole world really.

just enjoy your niche audience.