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Response to: Techno Techno Techno!! Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

I like techno that has a melody to it.

Plaid, VNV Nation.....and I dont know if Aphex Twin counts as techno, but why the hell not.

Electronica is always good. Hell, even some DDR music.

But I cant stand House Party techno where its just a repeptitive drum loop that makes me want to shove knives in my ears and poo in my eyes.

Response to: Degenerate Mutant Posted April 3rd, 2007 in Art

That is fucking great!

Response to: Help exporting Flash as a video Posted April 3rd, 2007 in Game Development

Flash sucks at creating AVI files, among alot of things.

When you first tell flash to create an AVI file, it should be giving you a bunch of different export types. If one doesnt work, try another. And another. Eventually one will work.

:/

I too, wish it were easier.

Response to: I like music! Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

At 4/3/07 07:40 PM, FULLMETALHOBO21 wrote: I used it once, ass hole

Are you sure?

I just counted you using it about 23 times in this topic alone.

I think you have problems.

Also

I like music!

Response to: I like music! Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

At 4/3/07 07:36 PM, FULLMETALHOBO21 wrote: Lol, if ur really 21 lizzard and your posting and insulting a 14 year old, thats fucking pathetic.

Run out of clever things to say. OK then. Have fun using the same insult over and over.

Response to: Foamy should have jedi powers XD Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

Foamy doesnt deserve Jedi powers.

He deserved to get cancer and die for being a goth spewing faggot.

Response to: I like music! Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

At 4/3/07 07:29 PM, FULLMETALHOBO21 wrote: wow, are you guys like 11 and 10? That gay ass elephant thing is from some dumb kidy show, So what the fuck? my cousin watches it all the time and it gets on my nerves!!!!

I'd rather watch my "dumb kidy show" than whatever retarded anime slop you rub your penis to while watching.

Response to: I like music! Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

At 4/3/07 07:28 PM, Minion777 wrote: And I like horses.
Best of all the animals.
I love horses. They're, my friends.

Excuse me sir, we are selling rubber nipples.

Response to: a simple pic Posted April 3rd, 2007 in Art

At 4/3/07 07:25 PM, 3-Dustfinger-3 wrote: unless you want to be insulted by the morons that inhabit this place...but i say good work :D

Arent you the retard who just told someone to put "blood and ninjas" in their flash cartoon?

Please kill yourself and get the hell off newgrounds. Go back to elementary school.

Response to: music fading question Posted April 3rd, 2007 in Game Development

Click on the keyframe where the music starts (always give music its own layer btw) and then, after clicking the keyframe, go to the Properties Inspector.

If the Properties Inspector isnt on the bottom of flash, open it.

Click the little grey "edit button"

A menu will come up.

It features 2 white rectangles and a bunch of squiggly lines in each. These represent the left and right speakers. In between them is a ruler. The ruler allow you to cut off chunks on the song.

Find out where in the song you want it to fade (time-wise minutes seconds etc) and THEN click in one of the 2 rectangles where you need it to start fading. A white box should appear. That box represents the volume where you clicked.

Find where the fading is done and you want it to go silent. Click. Another white box should appear. Drag that box downward. This will make the volume where you clicked 0. Flash will do the rest.

Do this for the other rectangle thing filled with squiggles as well.

Response to: Please help me win! Posted April 3rd, 2007 in Art

Did you actually draw that or trace it?

Response to: New Art Posted April 3rd, 2007 in Art

At 4/3/07 07:18 PM, zef7 wrote:
Hey, that's a pretty unique style.It sounds like it's gonna be funny and a great flash movie, could you pm when this movie is done?please don't forget.

Why one earth should he waste his time PM'ing you?

Response to: Realistic face Posted April 3rd, 2007 in Art

Try drawing yourself. And by that I mean, find a mirror and really try to draw yourself.

And take your time. Alot of portraits get wrecked when the artist tries to go too fast or "thinks" they know how to draw something and then the picture ends up looking more like a charicature and less like a realistic drawing.

Always do it simple and sketchy first, so you can get the shapes of facial features and construction right, then add details.

Response to: New Art Posted April 3rd, 2007 in Art

At 4/3/07 07:07 PM, 3-Dustfinger-3 wrote:

hey ass wipe! if you dan't have something constructive to say, sit on it and turn, lord knows thats the only action you'll ever get.

You are a dumbass.
Fuck yourself and die.
What he said was cruel but constructive.
I like these little characters.

But I'd rather see them do something entertaining or humorous than run around killing each other in some sort of bloody mess. Have them tell a joke or sing a song or something. Anything other than another "ninja kills loads of people"

They kinda remind me of the little dudes from the "More Like Blue" cartoons by Gobi.

Response to: Why do you hate sprite movies? Posted April 3rd, 2007 in Game Development

At 4/3/07 04:38 AM, Dugh wrote:
Try to make a pretty sprite movie your self. Its not easy, right?
Sprite animation its not that easy you all sprite haters think. So please dont submit crap like: "The Pixel Theory".

It's OBVIOUS you are 13.

Sprites aren't hard to work with.
THEY ARE FUCKING PREMADE ANIMATED GIFS.

Anyone who knows even the most basic laws of flash understands how easy sprites are to work with.
The drawings and art are already done fore you. And all the animation (walking, jumping, flying) is already done for you.

The ONLY WORK you do is moving the characters around with tweens or a few keyframes.

THAT is why sprite flash sucks.
And only on very VERY rare occasions does an author actually go out of their way to do a sprite cartoon with their own sprites.
The rest of you are lazy fucking faggots.

THIS IS HOW YOU DO A PROPER SPRITE CARTOON:
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/pixelat ed.php

HERE IS AN EXAMPLE OF SOMEONE EDITING SPRITES TO MAKE A SPRITE FLASH THAT REQUIRES WORK AND EFFORT:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/157388

Thats 2 out of literally millions of shitty sprite cartoons where the authors actually cared enough about the project to make something unique and well animated.

I'm getting so fucking tired of how each time someone posts about how easy sprite flash is to make, we get 100 little kids going "OMG NO IT ISNT"
As if they are fooling anyone! The majority of the people complaining about your mario zelda gay trifecta of shit are flash artists!
PEOPLE WHO KNOW HOW THE PROGRAM WORKS.

PEOPLE WHO UNDERSTAND HOW FUCKING SIMPLE IT IS TO SLING A SPRITE FLASH TOGETHER.

Writing "omg its harder than you think" is like going up to an art professor with a fucking stick figure and whining "BUT I SPENT HOURS ON THIS"

If you suck so bad at art, or are just so fucking lazy, that all you can do is sprites, than at least fucking admit it to yourself instead of trying to pass off your 10-second "mario farts a muffin" flash as some sort of epic masterpeice in front of people who know better and trying to defend it as if you deserve even the tiniest modicum of respect for your sloppy shit.

End of fucking rant.

Response to: 1-pixel font? Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

JUst go into phosotshop, find a font that isnt too stylized, make it as tiny as possible, and take off "Antalias" so it doesnt blur the edges of the letters and they look sharp yet tiny.

Response to: why dose this happens to me? Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

How could this happen to meeeeee

I made some mistaaaaaaakes

I cant spell any wooooorrrrds

But life goes on

As I'm fading awaaaaaaaayyyy

I'm sick of this liiiiiife

I just wanna screeeeeaaaaaaamm

How could this happen to meeeeeeee?

craaaawling in my skiiiiin
Response to: Ng Bbs Effective Humor Class 2 Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

At 4/3/07 04:09 PM, ZekeySpaceyLizard wrote: Tactical Show is like that young white woman

And by show I meant shoe.

And by shoe i meant penis.

And by penis I meant Reuben Sandwich.

Response to: Ng Bbs Effective Humor Class 2 Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

Tactical Show is like that young white woman from a rich family who has to teach a bunch of inner-city kids how to read and write and overcome their racial differences.

Just like that movie thats been remade 3000 times.

Response to: Manga Posted April 3rd, 2007 in Art

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/rules_art.html

Response to: The Billy and Mandy Movie Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

At 4/3/07 04:02 PM, MattKane wrote: wow, im hated in skool and on the internet?

Stick an axe in your chest and fucking end your life.

Response to: the truth about runescape... Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

Its just bunches of polygonal blobs that are supposed to look like knights trading items for hours and rarely if ever speaking to each other.

Its like a stock market full of mute people.

Response to: The Billy and Mandy Movie Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

At 4/3/07 03:53 PM, MattKane wrote:
so? its the INTERNET not skool dumb ass

Seriously.

People like you are the scum of society. You are the type of guy who will grow up to be either a wife-beating hick, or a dirty cop patrolling a mall.

Fuck yourself and die you little penis shit.

Response to: Most likely thing to come alive Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

At 4/3/07 03:43 PM, Shuko wrote:
At 4/3/07 03:42 PM, TacticalShoe wrote: caress his member with their tiny yet proportionately large boobies until he reaches climax. XD

IF YOU WERE TRYING TO GIVE ME A BONER, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED

UNF UNF UNF UNGH UNGH UNH YEH

Response to: > and < Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

I just called them triangles.

What a sad child I was.

:(

Response to: The Billy and Mandy Movie Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

At 4/3/07 03:50 PM, MattKane wrote: are you all 9???? im 15 and the ownly cartoons i wach are........NONE! (exsept for flash)

Do us all a favor and kill yourself before you reach 20.

Response to: How to spell... Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

You're on the BBS.

Where people like to write "u" instead of "you"

You are where the internet comes to die.

Response to: Most likely thing to come alive Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

The porno magazine.

Response to: PS3 sales go down 82% Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

And so another faggoty console debate was spawned on newgrounds.

It would later bloat to 10 pages of children screaming bloody murder about which console was best.

Response to: The Billy and Mandy Movie Posted April 3rd, 2007 in General

Actually Billy and Mandy have 2 big adventures left.

A crossover with the Kids Next Door show.

And the final movie/episode called "Revenge of the Spider Queen"