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I can stand the cold, but don't like winter as a whole. Sure, it's beautiful and I get to wear my epic trench coat, but I just hate walking in 10 inches of snow that has a hard layer on top that breaks just when you're putting your weight on it and scares you every step. All that's gonna change when I get my moped license in April, I'm going to love drifting in the snow with my grandpa's 1987 moped.

Ate some raisins that expired in January 2002. It was OK, just dry and hard.

:Twss?

Finland:

* Nokia made some great phones
' Kicked ass on goddamn bicycles, skis and horses in WWII
' Invented the SMG
* Had Simo Häyhä
* Angry Birds
* Damn good locks
* Heart rate monitor
* Damn good axes
* Has the best gun laws in Europe, while still retarded
* School shootings that led to more retarded gun laws
* Improved the AK-47
* Several popular designers

I could come up with more, but I won't.

I took the quiz someone posted, and apparently I could take on 21. However, I wear steel toed boots, have a strong punch and will be ferocious in a fight, so I'm thinking at least 35.

I brush my hair every morning, go get a haircut when my hair starts looking like shit under my hat, and I constantly fiddle with my beret whenever I wear it.

My hometown has well maintained roads, they're making completely new strips of road at least once a year.

At 5/17/11 02:59 PM, Rockyusa wrote: That isn't a fucking KUKRI!
This is.

Bullshit, this is a kukri.

Oshit, I'm out too. Here, take this! I have my kukri, let's rush them.

Good job, welcome to the knife community.

I damn near severed my thumb with an axe some weeks ago.

Gasoline in a can, let it evaporate for some time first.
PS. Don't blame me if you burn your face off.

At 4/26/11 06:11 PM, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote:

At 4/26/11 06:07 PM, lolomfgisuck wrote: Nintendo is not an artist... you deserve a D

Like, it's ignorance like this that I hate. Nintendo is the most successfull artist of the 21st century, with over 300 little pieces of art that everyone knows and loves. Better than some boring old painting lol

I promise you, nobody will know what pokemon is hundreds of years from now, unlike some other pieces of art. Also, when your drawing sucks, you get a bad grade.

I was born in 1997, but my family was relatively poor and we used VHS until 2004, IIRC. We also got our first digital camera in... Shit, 2006.

Really? You lost nothing that you couldn't get back.
Me, my worst day was either when my dad or granddad died.

At 4/29/11 03:37 PM, JohnnyDamon wrote:

At 4/29/11 03:13 PM, Zanuha wrote: Kukri =/= Dagger, you dimwits.

Read the article the OP linked to you dimwit. It could be either weapon based on that article.

Bijendra Kumar, a 23-year-old engineering student at St Xavier's college in Ranchi, allegedly used a small dagger to behead ... A curved ceremonial blade known as a khurkri was used in the slaying.

Yeah. Also, nobody spells kukri like that.

Let's see...
1911 Government models, can't go wrong with them.
Luger P08, it has the firing mechanism of a goddamn machine gun.
Accessorized M4 frame guns.
Quite a few Beretta models, they're classy.
The Colt SAA, classic.
The M1 Garand and its ping.
The KP/31 Suomi SMG.
Bolt and lever action rifles.
Yeah, I'm pretty old school.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as it could chuck if it could chuck wood.

Kukri =/= Dagger, you dimwits.

At 4/29/11 01:32 PM, Asandir wrote: It´s disturbing how many of these incidents happen on a daily basis.

These people just need to learn to not load their damn guns if they ain't gonna shoot them.

It sucked, also broke HLDJ and makes the game crash frequently.
Discuss.

It's probably just Flash crashing and otherwise screwing up. Just refresh.

GLORIOUS NATION OF KAZAKHSTAN

:notallcaps

I'd want a big home with a porch and a knifemaking shop in the garage, in a small town where everyone knows each other.

Do what I did, hang it on the wall and let it collect dust.

Start talking about my knife collection and watching the sheeple replies roll in.

When I was in elementary school, we had these old swings made of chains and old tires in the playground. We liked to spin the tires around so when we let go, the swing would spin around quickly. Well, I overdid it. Chain snapped, I fell on my ass from about 4 feet high. My ass was sore for a few hours, but nothing serious.

At 3/19/11 11:16 AM, Fezz wrote: Get a shotgun with a silencer like Anton Chigurh in No Country for Old Men.

I thought it was a nail gun of some sort before I read about it on Cracked.
OP: Get a Mossberg.

At 3/18/11 10:07 AM, SteelChair wrote: Fallout New Vegas <3

I lost the Vault 21 chip, get over it. That place sucks.

Dead Money also sucks.

At 3/18/11 09:41 AM, citricsquid wrote: Nobody can beat my setup, don't even try.

also: http://i.imgur.com/kbWlK.jpg projector is awesome

Is Aperture Science making computers now?

I'm a maniac because I own knives.

At 3/16/11 03:38 PM, Matkingos wrote:

At 3/16/11 02:19 PM, Zanuha wrote: Draw a knife. A real fancy one.

I wanna see what you think of as a pretty knife.

I think this is pretty lame... What do you think Big Boss?

Go here for the opinions of people who use and collect knives on ''tactical man's knives''.