Here's a 'good' one

Here's a bannable one. Nothing but strings of curse words.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.php3?user_id=1178095

This Mr. Monkeyman has a few

Lots of people hating on Make Up Trouble. There's no make up trouble, barely any plot to speak of, and the music is annoying. The graphics and animation are pretty nice, but apparantly the 13 year old boys that plague this site can't handle the style and go all "OMG U R GRUL AND THIS FLASH SUX0RZZ U R GAY KILL URSFLE BLAMVLAMBLAMBALM" when they watch it.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.php3?user_id=1133911
http://www.newgrounds.com/port...&user_id=991619&page=2
This one has three pages of bile or so:
http://www.newgrounds.com/port...sort=rating&user_id=447094
Another three pager:
http://www.newgrounds.com/port...ort=rating&user_id=1104261
Two pages or so:
http://www.newgrounds.com/port...amp;user_id=1117475&page=3
The most disgustingly sexist review I've ever seen:
http://www.newgrounds.com/port...sort=rating&user_id=475226

http://www.newgrounds.com/port...ort=rating&user_id=1127960

This guy realllllly hates Numa Numa ripoffs. But he loves making one-line reviews.

http://www.newgrounds.com/port...amp;user_id=1051735&page=2

Two truly abusive reviews in this, plus several more borderline useless reviews.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.php3?user_id=1074915

This person just signed up, but his reviews are generally worthless and are probably ban-worthy.

STOP HIM BEFORE HE KILLS AGAIN:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.php3?user_id=1047756

Also, this guy is full of anger and abuse. I sorted it by rating, but plenty of his positive reviews are garbage too. Looking at the scores it's possible that this has already been posted, but it's good enough to take that chance:

http://www.newgrounds.com/port...sort=rating&user_id=752447

I went through every Disaster Labs movie and looked up the profiles of the abusive reviewers. There were a lot of others, but I am suddenly overcome with apathy so I shall only post the two best ones; the others mostly just had one or two bad reviews, while these guys have multiple pages:

http://www.newgrounds.com/port...sort=rating&user_id=421980

http://www.newgrounds.com/port...sort=rating&user_id=557824

I don't know how you people do it, posting huge piles of these things day in and day out... thanks, though!

http://www.newgrounds.com/port...ort=rating&user_id=1013522

Here's an angry fellow with an empty mind. Lots of abuse there.

How much of a lead do the Gold and Diety guys have anyway? They must have an awful lot of time on their hands to maintain such invincible leads. Heck, I can't even get bronze whistle. Is bronze based on marking a certain % of reviews compared to Diety, or is it a set amount like the first 9 experience levels?

While I'm here, here's a good batch of abusive reviews:

http://www.newgrounds.com/port...1&sort=rating&id=75008

When a movie is supposed to be offensive, and people don't get that and are offended as a result, then everybody wins! Or at least we do.

18 reviews, and all of them are the same abuse:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.php3?user_id=1003495

Here's one I just found:

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/readreview.php3?user_id=1016103

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/197145

Every entry in the series has at least a couple of crap reviews.

Heh, I've seen that one. The reviews are a gold mine of incoherent rage... good song, though. I check up on that daily to look for new reviews while listening to the music.

I don't really exist.