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At 12/29/14 09:45 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 12/29/14 09:44 PM, Zachary wrote: Why did you steal an image from this website and pretend it was you lol?

Jesus christ Newgrounds you're weird

Maybe she actually have overdosed to death and felt bad about it and decided to post about it on Newgrounds?

yes poor girl...

so, I let people treat me like a doormat. my last 2 friendships I let them treat me like shit because without them i'd be alone and I assumed no one would want me if they left. no one else will want me around so I have to put up with them lying to me insulting me, bullying me and humiliating me in public... any advice? ;/

LOL to be honest I love this picture, nice big lips. give Me a phtoshop photo.

At 12/29/14 03:29 AM, Seasons wrote: I'd ask him if he needs any help. I'm a good friend.

;D

At 12/28/14 06:21 PM, vixuzar wrote: i`d probably slap that person whoever it is but ... if a cat said it then i just can`t stop laughing . so what about you ? if someone tells ebola jokes what would you do ?

cry.... i'd cry....

I was looking at club and crews and I saw millions of replies to them, why isn't it like that here in this form?

At 12/29/14 02:37 AM, Kaneda-X wrote: who the fuck is possessive about their school rulers. my school ruler got tired of his boys after we turned 13. no reason to get bent out of shape

I KNOW, I barely use mine.

At 7/30/03 11:51 PM, Wadezilla wrote: OMG, yhey!! I love magic. My best card is my 7/7 Chaos Lord!! I heard they made a 20/20!!!!

Okay, now seriously, if you play, just discuss stuff here. No need for a sig if you don't want it. This thread is now the MTG forum.

I WAS a baby when this was made....

At 12/15/14 03:41 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

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i was so disturbed that i skipped over it. big mistake. later on that day while i was preparing the card i bought to ship, a random panda came into my house holding the card i skipped over. he proceeded to forcefully remove my pants and sodomize my asscrack with the sharper ends of the card until i bleed. when he was finished, he laughed, dropped the card, and when my ass started to scab up, it blocked all anal flowing in my anal cavity so i could not shit for several weeks.

GOOD JOB, YOU JUST SCARRED me for life....

At 12/29/14 12:11 AM, AboboJoe wrote: But America doesn't like to give us friendly Nova Scotian's its Livewire Mountain Dew. This prompt me to try an outsource for when my folks would travel to Maine. Didn't happen, and never got it.

Long story short, I got my hands on a 12-pack of the stuff, and it was worth the $19.99 I paid for it.

Imported suckaz!

NICE CAN!

At 12/29/14 02:36 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: i would make a thread about it and i mean this in the most passive aggressive way possible

--supergandhi64

;D

At 12/29/14 02:36 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: Kick him the fuck out, obviously.

lol ;p

At 12/29/14 12:31 AM, Kaneda-X wrote: i'm trying to eat the ass but i can't get past the noxious fumes sprouting from its brown eye. i tried to tell them to go to the bathroom before we started but im all out of urinal cakes. plus, i like surprises. what do i do

ewww

you go into your room to find your friend measuring his penis with YOUR school ruler?

At 12/26/14 03:58 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/26/14 03:57 PM, ZE13 wrote:

At 12/26/14 10:19 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Don't be sorry! Be yourself!

I feel sorry for me because no one else does

Just drink bleach or something. I don't fucking know.

the second person on here who told me to kill myself... that's dandy ;p

At 12/26/14 10:19 AM, Cyberdevil wrote: Don't be sorry! Be yourself!

I feel sorry for me because no one else does

At 12/25/14 09:20 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: haha what

Its too big..,

At 12/25/14 05:35 AM, klompors wrote: Here
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I don't like penises they are big and scary, like monsters

At 12/25/14 05:35 AM, klompors wrote: Here
(Input your username)

But I don't have a penis

At 12/26/14 04:09 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote:

At 12/26/14 03:43 AM, ZE13 wrote:

At 12/26/14 03:22 AM, Piggler wrote: I actually feel embarrassed for you, OP.

you don't understand my pain

Someone actually tries to sympathize with you, then you reply with that bullshit.

this is why nobody likes you

I am meg from family guy

At 5/12/14 07:59 PM, Tremax wrote: Hi everybody!

Myself and a few other individuals are interested in starting a Writer's Guild here at Newgrounds. The Writer's Guild would consist of several different divisions: ranging from the novelists to the game writers all the way to the screenwriters. The main purpose will be to put forth an effort to bring a group of people together that all share a common interest in writing and to trade ideas with them, as well as work on improving existing ones. Here at Newgrounds we have so many places for programming advice, but so few places where writers can go to learn the tips that will help them write their bestseller.

Please quote this line in your reply.

im a screenwriter, I have one scipt on stage32 under loglines

https://www.stage32.com/profile/190282/emily-ann-jefferson call me Z my weakness romance and comedy because guys only love and care for girls who have no flaws females are expected to be perfect in everything. including face and body

At 12/26/14 03:22 AM, Piggler wrote: I actually feel embarrassed for you, OP.

you don't understand my pain

At 12/26/14 01:57 AM, ZE13 wrote: im sorry for being annoying.... sorry for bugging you with my life.... I know I get annoying after a while and no one really cares or understands me anyway no one wants to hear my pitty parties no one wants to hear my sob story and

its funny really... I wish I had lots of money so I could pay people to pretend to be my friend.

At 1/16/13 02:46 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 1/16/13 02:41 AM, freshmaker49 wrote:

At 1/16/13 02:38 AM, Sekhem wrote: how do i stack up vs nic cage

i thought you were black

i am very black

black is sexy

At 12/26/14 03:22 AM, Piggler wrote: I actually feel embarrassed for you, OP.

why?

At 12/14/14 12:57 AM, BurningJesus wrote: I shaved, I look like im in highschool.

cute and nerdy....

At 4/14/14 01:52 PM, ZE13 wrote: Here you go :3

kinda ugly fuck!!!!!!!

At 12/25/14 09:50 PM, Wegra wrote: Or say anything you want to him what would it be? And what do you think his response would be?

make me forget my past?

heres one way..

it involves a butt

At 12/25/14 10:49 PM, Goobleboo wrote: did he give you the contents of his sack?

Yeah, it was creamy .