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At 8/16/09 06:41 PM, VladimirJFaust wrote: This is a song from the show Metaocalypse performed by Dethclock called "Fan Song" where they show their "appreciation" for all their fans by telling them they hate them and they are worthless "brainless mutants" etc.

At least give credit where credit is due OP.

I would, but it wouldn't seem to make sense.

You guys are nothing but hunched and blinded mutants. Living in chat rooms, masturbating on the sheets you mother cleaned for you. You live with your parents and you're, what, like 35 years old?

You're just a bunch of banks that I would like to rob. You're my online cash transaction and my future stocks. I'll transfer you like money to a swiss account. Spen you on an impulse buy zero you all out.

You sad and putrid losers. Complaining on the couch. Think you're better than me? You cant even leave your house. Deluded little maggots fold your arms and frown. Just go to work and make me money before I put you down.

Just follow me. Down the elevator. Through the gates. Down the stairs. Just keep on walking. Through the hallway.

Now open the door...

At 7/8/09 10:24 PM, Notanius wrote: I see a lot of threads asking about who is the coolest/most badass/has biggest dick/awesome mod is.

Suckups

However, I never find any about which moderators are the opposite.
In this thread, discuss who the ugliest mod or admin is.

Tom would definately be out of the question. I find him sexually attractive.

At 7/7/09 06:54 PM, thelittleemo wrote: Wow..I just read through a lot o' these threads an' they are hilarious as hell. ARR

Indeed.

At 7/7/09 06:50 PM, Xavon wrote: That's pretty cool.

Useful fer some pointless entertainment, idk what I'd ever use it fer but I'm bookmarkin' it.

You could use it for a quick laugh or just some awesomeness.

Forgot screen, :/

Har har!

But seriously though. This thing is friggin' awesome. It's like NG has become Pirate City (not like it hasn't already).

At 7/1/09 04:44 PM, beck071 wrote: Walking home from Ice Age, as you do. A car pulls up and this guy asks for directions to morrisons. So like the legend I am, I point the direction but as I do, he squirts me with a water pistol in the face, while its raining.

Just thought I would share.

No, you got Dom Jolly'd.

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/search/aut hor/yuuari

At 6/6/09 10:28 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

At 6/6/09 10:27 PM, Yuuari wrote: I cannot english very gooddd.

you can english best than most NGers.

thanks you, his good person

I cannot english very gooddd.

At 6/3/09 07:45 PM, flashwarrior wrote:

At 6/3/09 07:08 PM, UnknownFear wrote: Link fixed.

That's hilarious! Why does the girl have pink hair though?

LazyTown.

I just went out in the back porch and saw my dad staring in the corner of the ground of what appeared to be two rats having sex. They had only done it for about 5 minutes and went seperate ways. I couldn't help but laugh for some reason.

It felt a bit awkward, discussing sex with my father. Regardless of species or anything like that.

At 4/27/09 05:07 PM, poxpower wrote: Where the bitches at?

He looks like he has down syndrome, lulz.

I'd trade it for some chips and soda.

At 4/21/09 05:21 PM, Dracofern wrote: I'd enjoy if life was like The Legend Of Zelda.

Two words.

Water. Temple.

The Duck Dodgers they have now is actually pretty decent. I don't know what you're complaining about.

I was hoping this thread would have some sort of relevance to propane.

At 3/4/09 04:06 AM, maximuspower wrote: Its my school!

You blocked the adress and such, but you didn't block the navigation, lol.

What are you? Ten years old?

At 2/27/09 05:47 PM, Minaturekyuubi wrote:

ohh that is what your were talking about lol
my bad i thought that you were insalting me
sorry about the shity spelling

Insalting? Lulz.

Look out! He's got a salt-shaker!

Street Fighter thread, people.

Ohhhh, man.

This was a kickass show. I remember coming home from school every day, flip the channel to Sci-Fi, and there it was, Beyond Belief. It had the best stories of fact and fiction that they had shown us, it was awesome. The facts were great, and the fictions were even more great since they were made up. Looking back at it now, it's just better than I remember it was. It has nostalgia written all over it.

A new Alex Jones film. Watch the trailer, it actually looks pretty cool.

At 2/15/09 10:58 PM, Minion777 wrote: RANTING IN CAPS

Normally, I would hate people who post in all caps, but in this matter, I TOTALLY AGREE WITH YOU.

I HOPE THESE FUCKING ASSHOLES GET RAPED VICIOUSLY.

At 2/15/09 02:50 PM, Ramirezoid wrote: Go to Encyclopedia Dramatica

Type in "Offended"

Scroll

Jesus fucking Christ, my childhood was just anally raped viciously and then stabbed in the abdomen by ten shanks at the same time and left there to die slowly.

You jerk.

Meh. It's usually without the skin. To be honest, I really don't care if it's stripped or not.

At 2/9/09 07:42 PM, TheWolfe wrote: Oh yeah I remember that one. Ill tell you if you can tell me the ending song of that Batman movie with Clooney.

I think I know what you're talking about. IT's by Smashing Pumpkins - The Beginning Is the End Is The Beginning

At 2/9/09 07:43 PM, The-Hitman wrote: That picture is old, but I applaud you for trying to set up an interesting thread.

This. I have seen this picture way too many times before.

Jesus Christ, the suspense is anal raping me so violently.

READ THE GOD DAMN NOTE.