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At 5/11/13 01:04 AM, BasedBubbus wrote: im always left this thick heap of juiceless ice

is there anyway to combat this?
is there a cure?
wtf ng?

My black brother you gotta stir and mix it every step of the way to ensure that doesn't happeb

What the fuck?? I see the forums are still weird

People are saying it's a stupid 10 year olds' idea, but the fact is it's a pretty decent story line. If they were ever to make an ACTUAL Mario and Sonic Game (not some stupid olympic shit) then that's a great plot to follow (minus the death of Sonic's friends).

I'm sad to see it go, like so many other Newgrounds Series. I've grown up with the site and this is natural, but no matter how natural it is, it makes me sad that someone's inner drive and creativity for a project that so many people adored has disappear, disintegrated, died.

RIP

New York, Concrete Jungle where dreams are made of

Someone explain to me how this is NSFW?

I am dissapointed with the lack of boobs in this thread!

Because nowadays every type of pranking is just "trolling" with everyone, smh

At 2 hours ago, Wegra wrote: Your boyfriend/girlfriend just sent you that text. And we all know that means bad news. Quick now's your chance to make a smartass comeback to hopefully make this breakup less shitty! GO GO GO!

Fuck this just happened to me last saturday...

Doesn't saying "Global Warming My ass" CONTRADICT what your saying????

This is probably the same type of fucking girl that rejects the nice guys, disregards them, then dates a douche, then figures all guys are evil horndogs.

At 11 hours ago, Fim wrote: This seems to be the most common thread on newgrounds.. and I've already explained my position on here enough times. Basically, it's bad, but so is almost anything in life that you enjoy. I'm sure I read somewhere that on a scale of how bad certain substances are for the human body weed was rated as something like 9 and alcohol was at 2 or 3.

Weed in what amount compared to Alcohol in what amount? I mean if its heavy weed vs. heavy drinking they both have different incomparable effects as far as I know

As a child i'd get nightmares almost more than every other night and I'd be afraid of going to sleep at times. I had child like solutions back then, like sleeping in the same bed as my mom, so all I think of for you is to either just tough it out and realize it's not real, or listen to some calming music before you go to sleep.

âEUZ: "We stopped checking for monsters under our beds when we figured out that they're inside us."

At 32 minutes ago, CalvinGodly wrote: especially in English class; some of the stories I came up with while high got me tons of extra credit, even a few of them were used as examples in her later classes.

My friend had once told me taking marijuana puts you in a state of mind similar to just before you fall asleep? Have you heard of anything like that?

Why dont you just check with your hands first before inserting your dick?

In your perspective and knowledge is it

Bad or Healthy? Misinformed? Good or bad for society? Useless? Is it actually a "gateway" drug? etc.

I'm trying to come to a personal consensus to whether I should be totally fine with doing it or not. I have not done any personal research as of yet. I just want to see what NGers think

Depends on the race. If their black, its like a fishy chocolate taste. If their Asian, its like soya sauced fish. If their white, its like raw vanilla fish. If their Indian its like curry fish.

At 21 minutes ago, pokemon-trainerBROCK wrote: Hey!!

So I haven't been going to school for the last two weeks (mom's none the wiser lol) because I've been prerfecting my pokemon playing skills with a view to going professional, so far I have a level 17 Starmie, a level 38 growlith, a level 29 dragonite and a level 12 digglett

You can't even beat Gary with that team

A lot of super heroes would survive. Rather we should be listingwhich super heroes would DIE

At 1 day ago, Boss wrote: As a ten year old I remember looking down upon my small penis and wishing that it was larger. Now that my penis is larger I look up upon porn and wish that I had an unnecessary nine inch dick. What is your experience with this newgrounds?

It's all about the motion of the ocean folks!!!

At 3 minutes ago, jjjkuk wrote:

At 1 hour ago, Yukin wrote: This is absolutely hilarious!! Who agrees??

This is absolutely sick. People like him are the scum of the earth.

How's the piano chick going for you bra?

"There can be as much value in the blink of an eye as in months of rational analysis." - Malcolm Gladwell

"The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations." - David Friedman

"Life is a fatal complaint, and an eminently contagious one." - Robert Louis Stevenson

"Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on." - Karen Elizabeth Gordon

POST AWAY!!

It's just really cool to be happy so why not? I doubt my Avatar Pisses anyone off

Looks like all NG BBS Users need a freakin Math Tutor

At 7 minutes ago, MCSMstudios wrote: I used to work with a guy who legitimately didn't like chocolate. He could tolerate it if it was mostly nuts and caramel, or the bars with the white creamy stuff inside, but he would abslutely refuse pure milk or dark chocolate.

........................ Chocolate? CHOCOLATE??

At 39 minutes ago, sumidiotdude wrote: Your keyboard is now your piano.

Post you masterpiece in this thread

I call it "Fuck da Mods" !!!

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At 21 minutes ago, Nintendoobsessed wrote: I'm leaving for the party now. What happens happens. I'm glad some of you understand.

Stay Strong my Comrade

This is absolutely hilarious!! Who agrees??

At 40 minutes ago, convict357 wrote:

Discuss.

UMMMM Probably Coco Butter Cream. That shit smells amazing

At 2 minutes ago, robotking98 wrote:

At A few seconds ago, convict357 wrote: That there's been a new notification in my Recent Notifications? cause if there isn't then Tom should consider doing that.

Until you can learn the difference between a turkey and a chicken, you do not get to make suggestions about anything on the site.

And even when you DO, you still don't get to make any suggestions.

"Um, you mean you f*ck chickens, turkeys are male chickens." HAHA ohhhhhh Now I see my friend ;)

At A few seconds ago, robotking98 wrote:

At A few seconds ago, convict357 wrote: That there's been a new notification in my Recent Notifications? cause if there isn't then Tom should consider doing that.

Until you can learn the difference between a turkey and a chicken, you do not get to make suggestions about anything on the site.

And even when you DO, you still don't get to make any suggestions.

What the heck are you talking about? Everyone I think he means, on the Star Notification Icon, is there a way to tell that there is a new notification rather than just guessing there is one by clicking it. I'm not entirely sure