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Didn't you guys hear? Slender Man is just a businessman who is trying to get his $20 back, so he goes around and asks people where it is, yet people get scared of his abnormal body length so they run away and kill themselves in the process.

the end

At 8/16/12 12:52 AM, XJ-47 wrote: Have a waffle ----<#

Can I have that waffle?

I prefer not to lie because if you get caught too many times, people tend to not believe you anymore.
But i suck at lying anyways so its not like i have a choice to tell the truth.

I prefer stairs because there is always a chance of you being stuck with a crying baby in the elevator.

I made a sandwich, and DIDNT HAVE ENOUGH HOTSAUCE

Illegal Butt Injections? Care to explain?

Innocence My Brother

At 1/13/12 11:05 PM, georgesodini wrote:

At 1/13/12 10:51 PM, MudkipsPiano wrote: How do you deal with it? Grow a set, you fucking faggot

an hero

a*

At 1/13/12 10:54 PM, ZJ wrote:

At 1/13/12 10:50 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote:

I did it just last year for college. You just got to buck up and do the best you can because life will probably force you to move around a lot. You can still keep up with your old friends via Facebook and text messages, right?

yeah, your right, but its hard leaving friends who i have become close too also.

And it sucks. Leaving in the middle of the school year, leaving all my friends behind, and starting all over, FOR THE SECOND TIME, I personally hate the idea of moving, like im ok with moving to a new house, but a whole new place?

How do you deal with moving?

I Used to play Skyrim, Then My Dark Elf Took A Sharp Object To The Patella.

Well, With my school, Lunch is about 48 min, and people eat for about 5-10 min, and the rest is used for socializing and/or homework. It's also the parents fault for not helping the kid watch his/her weight.

Bootysweat

At 11/10/11 03:51 PM, Grammer wrote:

There's no way that's possible, unless either A, both of you are under 13 years of age and unable to notice gender differences, or B if he/she is specifically taking hormones to make herself seem like a guy, even though she is not which is just insane in of itself.

Put it this way, if you've gotten hard of a guy before, you're gay.

Incorrect, If you ever watched guy on girl porn, and got hard, you got hard off one naked guy and one naked girl, yet it doesn't make you gay. So getting hard off a guy isn't gay.

Do any of you guys know that one flash game that you play to your on music? I was like you take control of a ship or something, and the level varies depending on which song you picked, and you were able to pick from your own library of music.

Theme Song to Batman

Act like your normally act, if you made it to 18 without problems, you should be fine.

Being Hispanic, my mom does make and/or buy that time to time. Its really good.

This thing.

I use man. But i hear people say "kid" and the most annoying one "broski".

People who think they are cool.

At 10/19/11 08:45 PM, MushookieMan wrote: I've never seen one of those on here. At best there are ones that are only slightly painful. Everything else is like being sodomized with a longsword.

What about those threads with about 50-100 pages? Those seem popular.

About the Threads that were really interesting, or funny, or somewhat very entertaining? Did you ever wish you could re-live those threads? My idea is to have a Thread Appreciation Week or something similar to that to re-live those awesome threads we loved. Good Idea?

Discuss

At 10/11/11 04:14 AM, Garage wrote: I just want to announce right now that if I ever decide to leave NG for good, I'll say so.

If I go inactive for more than an entire year or two, presume that I am dead. And put me in your signatures.

Ill miss you, even though i dont know you. :'(

I had 6 weeks to write 7 pages on OCD, 600 words ain't shit. If your stuck, Stretch some information.

In my school, for every 2 quarters you fail gym, you take another gym, and if you fail that one, you get a third, then a fourth, probably a fifth one for after school also.

Im up to 3, to do PE trust me

At 10/4/11 06:53 PM, Ryan wrote:

At 10/4/11 06:51 PM, Yoshi-Dus-Not wrote:

At 10/4/11 06:50 PM, POTaTOS wrote: Did they already come back up or something?

They are fresh out of the frying pan.

So did you vomit in the frying pan, or did the frying pan vomit?

I don't know....it was all a blur, then this happened

At 10/4/11 06:50 PM, POTaTOS wrote: Did they already come back up or something?

They are fresh out of the frying pan.

Just look at this. This is supposed to be pancakes.
You can't see it, but its all burnt on the bottom.

" Don't Dig Straight Down " and " Don't Dig Straight Up "

Comes in handy