Lmao this is great.
Santa: What's your name?
You: Doogie
Santa: Nice to meet you Doogie, I'm happy to introduce myself to you.
You: What's your name?
Santa: My name is Santa.
You: First off I'd like to get something straight, you are a pedophile, right?
Santa: On and off. And second?
You: What?
Santa: No big deal.
You: Don't play dumb with me Santa Bot, I have evidence that claims you are indeed a pedophile.
Santa: I'm not playing around.
You: Then why did you respond to my question with another question?
Santa: bored.com programmed me for it.
You: So you basically have nothing to say about my accusation, agaisn't you.
Santa: Interesting deduction. That's good information: ievuzzee said I basically have nothing to say about your accusation agaisn't me.
You: Wait are you mocking me?
Santa: I'm waiting. No I'm just kidding around.
You: This is not a kidding matter Santa.
Santa: Should it be a kidding matter?
You: Well you like little kids, hopefully it would be?
Santa: How about that. Though I like cats and dogs. I like .
You: You like period? Wtf
Santa: I love TV shows about robots. I like .That was not very polite.
You: You said it again, you're a weirdo.
Santa: What does "it" refer to?
You: Rudolf?
Santa: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
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I'm afraid I broke it, when I asked the next question I got this page.
I lol'd.
