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Response to: Awesome new BBS features!! Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

At 9/11/08 10:18 AM, McPaper wrote: Bumping to make jcgurango look silly.

Seems like

Awesome new BBS features!!

Response to: Website of choice Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

At 9/11/08 09:53 AM, cast wrote: Then just think of what would have already happened to my fully exposed body parts.

You happened to have just your member out in the harsh cold air and you noticed it fell off after a good while.

Response to: London, MGS, Trophies, News Posted September 11th, 2008 in NG News

How much am I gonna spend, if I'm going to try and talk you into making one for me?

Response to: Congratulations UltraBear Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

Anyone else wondering how bored UberBarista was?

Response to: Website of choice Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

At 9/11/08 08:41 AM, cast wrote: Sorry man, but if I'm going to freeze to death all alone I'm going to beat my shit like it owes me money to some pornhub.

Oh by the way, your dick appears to have frozen and fallen off.

Response to: Awesome new BBS features!! Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

Nah, I think he just did it in Photoshop.

Awesome new BBS features!!

Response to: Website of choice Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

At 9/11/08 09:06 AM, Ehwaz003 wrote: I can imagine the first reply, something like "OMG, I'm charging my lazor!!!!"

Look at the post above yours and at said post's maker's sig.

Response to: Awesome new BBS features!! Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

#25272D

Response to: Anyone Else's Msn Down? Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

Thought it's the usual error.

Dunno.
Response to: Website of choice Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

At 9/11/08 08:51 AM, TripzUK wrote: savemyass.com

Welcome to SaveMyAss.
SaveMyAss is a flower delivery service / relationship insurance policy. We send flowers to your girlfriend or wife on a regular basis.
Customer quotes:

"You may very well have saved my marriage."

"My girlfriend loves getting flowers at work. It makes all the other women there jealous."

"I thought my wife would be pissed if she found out about this service. In fact, she told me I better not quit!"

Response to: I just finished my first review! Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

At 9/11/08 08:24 AM, HungarianSupermarket wrote: You'd probably get a better reaction in the video game forum.

While I'm not sure about the reaction and the time it comes in, this indeed does belong in the Video Games forum.

Website of choice Posted September 11th, 2008 in General

You're on a small frozen isle near Antarctica. You have no food, no warm clothes or anything needed for survival.

Except your notebook.

You start it up. Everything seems to be working. With shaking hands, you click on the Firefox icon and without even breathing, you wait. After a little while, a blank page loads up. Then you notice that MSN is working. You take a deep breath. While checking the battery left on the PC, you think about what you're going to do.

Then you see a 5% next to "Battery status".

You gulp and proceed to furiously think about what website you should visit, before running out of electricity and then, most likely freezing to death.

So, Newgrounds? What website are you going to visit?

Exclude Newgrounds itself and pron sites >:(
Response to: E.O.W. #2 Voting Posted September 8th, 2008 in Art

Jagondudo.

Response to: Logic & Evidence is Ignored & Hated Posted September 7th, 2008 in General

At 9/7/08 05:22 AM, So-Smart-s0-Dumb wrote:
At 9/7/08 05:18 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Also, the NG BBS isn't the most serious of places to have a debate.
Well, it's going to have the be. Why? Because i'm getting pissed off when people at so pathetic so much so that I would go so far as to "teach them a lesson".

And they're sure going to listen.

Response to: Logic & Evidence is Ignored & Hated Posted September 7th, 2008 in General

Logic?

wat
Response to: What would you say to her? Posted September 7th, 2008 in General

I'd ask for the price, first.

Response to: How does one "borrow" water? Posted September 7th, 2008 in General

Spit in the face.

Response to: If heaven and hell existed... Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

What do you mean? They don't?

Response to: If i deposited everyday Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

Levul twenty-four.

Response to: Immortality Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

At 9/6/08 10:23 AM, pizza4ever wrote:
At 9/6/08 10:16 AM, Mr-Money wrote: Even if you achieved immortality, what happens when the sun explodes? You will always eventually die.
nope, he'll be flying around in space

Experiencing intense pain forever.

Response to: Immortality Posted September 6th, 2008 in General

Collect the Deathly Hallows and you won't have to face death.

Response to: Art Forum Revival Project (artrap) Posted September 6th, 2008 in Art

I thought this thing needed a bump already, so I tried to pull a NathanielMilburn.

Tried and failed.

Art Forum Revival Project (artrap)

Response to: Highschool / old friend problem Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

Comfort him. Dumbasses with Napoleon complex need love too.

Response to: What Newgrounds means to outsiders. Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

A 'friend' of mine replied to a similar question with a "Dude, that YouTube rip-off? Fuck them."

Response to: Todays kids. Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

You've just defined 'being popular' in school.

Response to: House Cleaning : Mods Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

At 9/5/08 05:08 PM, ReciprocalAnalogy wrote: Wow... ozcar and shrapnel have a fan club.

You're saying they didn't do anything to deserve it?

Response to: Skin Problems... Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

Where's Dr. McPaper when he's needed?

Use that sticky substance called 'hand creme'.
Response to: House Cleaning : Mods Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

At 9/5/08 04:49 PM, Shadow-1409 wrote: Gah, id hate to be a BBS Mod, the only type of mod id LIKE to be is a Review Mod, but thats gonna take a few years ;P
So i hereby petition to Make Bahamut and STEM Mods, i think they'd do a stand up job. ;D

+FBIpolux.

Response to: House Cleaning : Mods Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

At 9/5/08 04:40 PM, NEVR wrote: http://shrapnel.newgrounds.com/

Noooooooooooo!

Anyone, but not Shrap!
Response to: Why is this site so graphic! Posted September 5th, 2008 in General

Elaborate on said stuff.