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Response to: Can you spot fake boobs? Posted March 26th, 2010 in General

upon a quick inspection of an unnamed porn site, I came to the conclusion that I can not.

Response to: Thank Fuck For Fridays Posted March 26th, 2010 in General

I did nothing all week and wish I could continue doing so.

Wish.
Response to: Moving out Posted March 26th, 2010 in General

it's a dangerous world, outside

Response to: Newgrounds Sig Makers Posted March 26th, 2010 in Clubs & Crews

Hey there. I'm in need of a sig and avatar for another forum.

The sig should be green themed, using one of the following renders and it should have the word 'Cobra' somewhere in it. Resolution can be anywhere from 400x150 to 350x125.

The avatar should be similarly themed and should contain a small part of the render used in sig, but should not have 'Cobra' anywhere. Resolution must be 64x64.

http://www.comicbookmovie.com/images/use rs/uploads/11900/Superman_Doomsday.jpg
http://screenrant.com/wp-content/uploads /supermandoomsday2.jpg

Thanks in advance.

And while I'm here, I'll make a request which doesn't necessarily have to be made immediately.

usual ng resolution, any render you like, green-yellow or pink-yellow themed. Preferably complicated and preferably made by Caged :(

<3

Response to: Snow Storm / Ustream Snow Cam Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

oh you silly americans.

where I live, we already have 4 feet

Response to: thinking of making armored van Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

what is such hassle good for when all you have to do is dig a very deep hole?

Response to: Need Help Finding A Computer Case Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

I know one guy who had his whole PC on two pieces of wood

Response to: If you were a car... Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

a Wartburg

Response to: Project "Girl Friend" almost done! Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

At 2/6/10 07:09 AM, Xaxrox wrote: what more is there to say other than

magnificent

Oh nevermind.

http://thehomemadesexdoll.blogspot.com/2 009/09/oh-nostalgia-homemade-sex-doll.ht ml?zx=73bb1ed9d07b5281

Response to: Project "Girl Friend" almost done! Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

what more is there to say other than

magnificent
Response to: Can someone make this larger Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

I think there's a ''stretch ro fit'' or something of the sort option when choosing the wallpaper in Properties.

Response to: Last good movie you saw Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

the latest indy jones

Response to: My Favourite mod demodded Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

what more, after coming back back from a hiatus, I find that Shrapnel is no longer a mod either

Response to: Are you ever more careful... Posted February 6th, 2010 in General

I don't really look who's online and as such am not able to be careful. But really, I don't make bannable posts that often, either.

Response to: $50k for Haiti, Awards Stuff Posted February 6th, 2010 in NG News

hi tom

Response to: NG, I think i'm in love. Posted January 30th, 2010 in General

At 1/30/10 08:32 AM, ChazzGoth wrote: I met this girl on an online chat

I stopped reading right here.

Response to: Blood: Lick or wipe? Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

I'd rather have tissues around than to depend on my tongue. Moreover, tissues are always handy, in general.

Response to: I need 1 thousand dollars Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

nope

Response to: Mother punishes son for bad grades Posted January 23rd, 2010 in General

She looks rather surprised.

Response to: Good by 2009... Posted December 31st, 2009 in General

At 12/31/09 04:13 PM, NakedOrange wrote: DO THEY STILL MAKE FUN OF '07'S?

YEAH, COME BACK LATER.

Response to: Your level of internet addiction. Posted December 14th, 2009 in General

Oh boy, I thought I was the only one.

Response to: 'Get Our Troops Out!' Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

At 12/4/09 04:02 PM, Jezuz wrote:
The threat of America will be a fucking joke if we withdraw in a losing battle. We will have lost to the fucking Taliban. The Taliban. A bunch of ragtag Muslims that have been on the run for 8 years. What message will that send to the Islamic and international community alike? We are weak, we are vulnerable, and we have nothing left. Not an economy, not a military, nothing. A dying pathetic power.

List wars USA has waged since the start of the twentieth century.
List wars USA has won.

Response to: 'Get Our Troops Out!' Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

as nice as the idea of trying to change to world may seem, one person isn't a deciding factor. As for the 'if everyone looked at this particular matter in the same manner you do, noone would be in the military at all', well, there will always always patriots blinded by their false political idols which only seek profit. Always. And even if not, that wouldn't make much of a difference, either.
And while these take care of whatever is happening down there in Afghanistan (?), you can go find a nice school and try to make as much money as you can instead of trying to be one of many peasants in the grand scheme of things. Cash ought to help your descendants more than persian gulf scentless of petrol.

tl;dr your view on war is utopia

Response to: Skinny Jeans Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

hey everyone, I don't wear any jeans at all.

Response to: Big question?? Posted December 7th, 2009 in General

get drunk and yell at her

Response to: Social Networking Causes Suicide? Posted August 3rd, 2009 in General

Oh, the pleasure of ending one's life in sorrow of getting removed off some random stranger's friendslist.

Response to: a Bully... Posted August 3rd, 2009 in General

Succumb.

Response to: An american town being invaded! Posted July 14th, 2009 in General

At 7/14/09 09:16 AM, PDAF wrote: a swedish news channel

Who in his right mind watches Swedish news?

Response to: Uploading Profile Pics (Tip) Posted July 14th, 2009 in General

Oh and while I'm not really sure about this, .gifs take up a lot more space than .jpegs, making even simple images exported as .gifs not go through the file size limit.

Response to: Uploading Profile Pics (Tip) Posted July 14th, 2009 in General

At 7/14/09 08:44 AM, LOLZILLA wrote:
At 7/14/09 08:27 AM, Xaxrox wrote: cool kids use .png
Cool kids don't come here then.

Oh right, NG doesn't accept .png, rite. But come on, would it really be that hard for one of the admin guys to implement?