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I'm going on a cruise during christmas, so I had to argue with my parents to get a gift aswell. Getting an Intios medium tablet since my dad's older one i started using somehow broke :(.

Oh ma gawd! I wonder how big his asshole is by now

They call me Lionheart. I am the most revered man in the land, boasting the deed to castle fairfax, a sword of unimaginable power, and a haircut that makes you say 'Oh damn, he's just too cool..'.

I've been practising programming and animating with a mouse, and I'm getting a wacom tablet this christmas. I'll gladly join!

I have pretty long skater hair, so I always shampoo, condition and style it. Why the hell would you want a greasy dirty-looking mop on your head?

Monty Python: Search for the Holy Grail. Funnest movie ever!

I was with a bunch of friends and we egged and gunned windows with airsoft guns. Then we all decided to split up and go do our own thing, and the other group of friends was caught by some older teenagers who must have been victims, and beat/mugged 2 of them.

Oh and // means this part is just a comment, doesnt affect flash. Raw code is:

on(release) {
gotoAndPlay('scene _', _)
{

just replace scene _ with the scene, and the next _ with the frame you are going to.

You need to use actionscript for a play button, but it's really easy.

Make a circle, square or whatever, and put some text over it saying play or something. Then select all of it, right-click - convert to symbol - button. Name it whatever you want.
Then once you have your button, click it and go to the actions bar, at the bottom above the properties bar. Add this code:

on(release) { // this means when you release the button after a click
gotoAndPlay('scene _', _) // scene _ (insert which scene)', _(insert the frame you wish to go to)
}

At 9/26/09 06:29 PM, kjb1124 wrote: It's cool game, but even better wallpaper.

What game is your wallpaper from?

Long hair can be good or bad, depending on how you style it with your features. I have long skater hair and have won best hair award in my school's yearbook and all girls think my hair is awesome. Just keep it clean, grease free, and welcome in the ladies.

A-M-A-Z-I-N-G. If the game is half as good as the trailer, then it will be a must buy.

Tostitos with some nice salsa, whipped cream, melted cheese, and spicy ground beef. That stuff is the shiz.

Yeah that stuff is all disturbing, must be some sick people doing it.

On a side note, any particular reason you know how the whole video, including the 3 minutes of glass/anal picking, went? If it was that bad, you would've thought that you would stop watching it.

At 4/19/09 08:29 PM, Nintendavin wrote: That's a nice find you got there. But I don't know what to say about it. I stay out of discussions involving religion because somehow it always ends up in a giant fight...

Yeah lol, it's best not to start questioning religions as it only ends up to both sides arguing with eachother. I myself am athiest but I find it best to just keep my views to myself.

Obviously it's Petoria.

At 4/15/09 07:26 PM, killerrob wrote:

At 4/15/09 07:25 PM, killerrob wrote: Look at the spirkles REALLY carfuly, see what shape it makes? No, it's not a dick.

Ah crap, forgot the pic.
Sorry for ther double post!
Good luck to others! (that will win, unlike me :(, sigh)

Lol.. you can see the watermark in the middle of the dougnut istockphoto. Don't just get your pics off of google.

At 4/12/09 07:48 PM, ub3rpwnage wrote: The worst food I've ever eaten......Balut it's a steamed egg with a ducks body still inside of it it's kinda tasty but holy fuck what am I saying I puked if I can remember properly the only good part of it is it's shell =| Other than that I maintain a healthy diet of KFC :D

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Nasty huh?

OMG thats disgusting.. if you've actually eaten that, you have my respect.

At 4/6/09 12:11 AM, Dry-Ice wrote: Animals kill each other all the fucking time, grow a pair of balls and quit fucking crying over it.

The guy was physically abusing the cat, just because you don't give a fuck doesn't mean you have to be a dick.

Just discovered this thread. Add me guys and we'll kill some zombies together :D. My gamertag is almost the same as my username, but its X Duradin X . Btw for the akimbo achievement does your whole team have to play with only pistols, or can it be just the one person going to achivement?

At 4/2/09 10:33 PM, Raped wrote: L4D DLC date, venom want to set up a game date for survivor mode?
April 21st

Add me and I'll come for sure.

Oh ok I see. Thanks a ton for this all of you and sorry that I don't know a thing about actionscript... good thing is, I'm learning.

Fjgamer, I tried changing that, but it seems to have done nothing unfortunately :(.

Flaminggranny, so do you mean that I could just make a small 'tile' movie clip and then place it all over the stage to show the rain?

That tut didn't really work lol, but I found another.
This is the code

_root.createEmptyMovieClip("raindrop", 1);
width = Stage.width*2.5;
with (raindrop) {
lineStyle(1, 0x0099FF, 100);
lineTo(2, 7);
}
for (i=0; i<200; i++) {
duplicateMovieClip(raindrop, "rd"+i, 10+i);
_root["rd"+i]._x = random(Stage.width);
_root["rd"+i]._y = random(Stage.height);
_root["rd"+i].speed = random(30)+10;
_root["rd"+i]._alpha = random(80)+20
}
onEnterFrame = function () {
for (i=0; i<200; i++) {
_root["rd"+i]._y += _root["rd"+i].speed;
_root["rd"+i]._x += _root["rd"+i].speed/3;
if (_root["rd"+i]._x>Stage.width) {
_root["rd"+i]._x = random(width)-Stage.width/2;
_root["rd"+i]._y = 0;
}
if (_root["rd"+i]._y>Stage.height) {
_root["rd"+i]._y = 2;
_root["rd"+i]._x = random(width)-Stage.width/2;
}
}
};

Any programmers know how to change it so that the rain falls diagonally to the left instead of diagonally to the right?

Lol the face is done bad for a reason!

At 3/30/09 04:51 PM, JoeyCentral wrote: Chocolate rain anyone?

Don't just write spam to increase your post count >.<

Heya, in the flash movie I'm making I need to have rain. Obviously having lines drop down frame by frame is just going to be a huge waste of time and increase the size of the movie a lot, so I'm wondering if anyone can help me with this. If your suggestion includes actionscript, then please put down the code.

I just learned how to apply the preloader, and from what I know you need to move all your frames in the first scene to frame 2 (so blank keyframes are all on frame 1), and then you copy/paste the/your preloader onto the first frame.

Some of those japanese horrors turned american are actually pretty good. On a site note, the movies are released in japan first because when they aren't lan gaming they are hacking our computers and stealing out movies!

At 3/29/09 11:41 PM, DM692 wrote: Montreal Steak Spice. It sounds odd, but I have to carry around a little bottle of it, or else I get massive cravings.

Lol I love the stuff.. whenever I have steak I unleash massive amounts of Montreal steak spice onto it :D.

God, that's disgusting. It's unbelievable how some people in the world are.