Pinball/Military strategy game

And this works how?

I wish you had an ability, so I could turn you into a helper. Then we could really tear our enemies apart.

You're probably not looking forward to it because it lacks guns.

We already have enough shooters, quit your bitching.

At 9/21/08 05:58 PM, X-Naut wrote: Reader's Digest?

Writer's Digest, whatever. Do I still want to know?

The GI question was an interesting thought, but do I even want to know what you wrote for Reader's Digest?

At 9/21/08 05:26 PM, TheMaster wrote: Too repetitive, no end goal.

Then you probably wouldn't have much fun with Warhawk. Seeing as how Warhawk is multiplayer only, but it does have crap you can collect, like in-game medals and badges, even a few trophies if you're into that thing.

By the way, PSN is TheInsomniak.

Visions isn't hard. You just have get the beat of the rhythm.

You know, the nonexistent rhythm.

At 9/12/08 10:38 PM, ZagmenO wrote: One thing's for sure, GH isn't gonna have the new Guns n' Roses song!!!

But if I wanted Guns N' Roses, I would want Guns N' Roses, not "Axl and friends attempt to play a metal song."

I understand that the setting is somewhat China-esque, but still, dragon rails?

Whichever one has Just or Unjust. Actually, all the talk show stations because I never liked the other ones.

It's so good that I would buy it just for the music alone.

There you go.

At 8/30/08 06:20 PM, PennyPigtails wrote: I don't know why they bother to even try anymore.

Because, believe it or not, it actually does decent in the box office. Then the money ends up being used to make another crappy movie. Then that movie goes on to do well enough in the box office. It's a never-ending cycle.

At 8/30/08 05:18 PM, letiger wrote: IT DOES IT FUCKING WONT INSTALL

It's a sign that you shouldn't play it. I'd consider that as a warning.

At 8/30/08 02:09 AM, TheThing wrote: You just suck too hard to get it.

I'd make some snappy retort if that wasn't painfully true.

It's not my fault I don't enjoy having 14 bombs, waiting for the next dropship to appear while simultaneously avoiding every single thing in my path, only for the dropship to appear AFTER I'm blown to bits.

Ugh, the Late Boomer trophy. Many things in life have made me rage, but they don't even compare to me trying and constantly failing over a four day period trying to get that thing.

Fuck that trophy.

All this Zelda talk and no one bothered to mention that damn owl?

Honestly?

Shortest time I have had between buying the game and having the feeling of returning it. Only lasted me two days, allow me to sum up my experience.

50cc wasn't too bad of a challenge. Oh hey, the 100cc with bikes, let's try that. Well, that was pretty tough. 150cc, I wonder what awaits m- OH GOD EVERYTHING IS AGAINST ME I CAN'T EVEN GET UP TO SECOND PLACE.

It's not all that fun when you have five different items on you all at the same time.

At 8/13/08 01:36 PM, Matt475 wrote: Rofl who the fuck would play for 18 hours straight

You're not asking that as a serious question, are you?

Why is he looking toward us?

He's missing some pretty important plot points in that game.

Marble Zone? Get to the Labyrinth Zone and get back to me. Because everything in that zone is against you.

Everything. You can't take five steps in any of those zones without something jumping at you.

At 8/24/08 10:42 AM, narf109 wrote: pick up coins

Wrong game, bud.

[x] With internet technology at my fingertips, I could just find videos of the game in action. Ergo, I can easily imagine that I'm playing the game. Somewhat.

I want to play that level again. Start button? Oh right, computer. Just drag the thing on the time bar back to the start. Watch it again...unchanged...for the ninth time. Yeah, power of imagination. You can't put a price on that.

...

*tears*

I have enjoyed the look of many games with impressive box art. But very few have managed to impress me as much as Super Castlevania IV. I haven't seen any box art drawn and colored so well.

Jeez, you got an impressive colors, different characters to look at, there's even a lot of detail on that skeleton in the corner. How rad.

To think that developers aren't putting much work into their games for the Wii nowadays, it's even worse that they have to butcher their title in order to try and seem "hip."

And really, a game based around thousands of similar flash games, only with a different theme? It's like Bust-A-Move all over again.

At 6/26/08 02:46 PM, TITROTU wrote: Splash Woman

A female robot master? And out of all the possible words Capcom could have chose, they chose "splash?"

They're basically begging people to take it out of context.

At 7/27/08 05:06 PM, Blaze-Heatnix wrote: Metroid Prime Hunters

The only one I disagree with. Just couldn't get into it as much as I did with the consoles versions.

Yoshi's Island DS

It wasn't bad. The only thing that bugged me was baby Wario. Don't get hit by anything when you're carrying him. Because his cry will be burnt into your mind.

Forever.

Imagine if Nintendo decided to make another Zelda game. But rather than Navi being your partner, you have that owl instead.

Then Nintendo would have finally made a game that's challenging.

-You can have protected or unprotected sex.

The controversy surrounding this will be a lot more amusing than the game itself.

At 7/25/08 07:43 PM, Kingdomheartsfan404 wrote: its about some page that jiminey cricket found in his journel that said "we must return to free them from there torment"

Jiminy has a Death Note? Makes as much sense as anything else in this series.

At 7/25/08 12:55 PM, ijustfudgedyourmama wrote: are they any good?

Nah, it's just a down-graded SP with a screen that glows bright enough to make you go blind.

Also can they play original gameboy games?

Nope. Besides, an SP is better in the long run. It plays GB games, has a bigger screen, and it closes so it protects your screen from dirt and other substance. Personal preference, just so you know.

What else is new?

Really, name a PC game that doesn't have nude mods.