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It's pretty cheap to use PMC's. The taxpayers would like it. I might draw the line at national military, but just keeping the peace on the streets can be done.

At 11/18/14 04:51 PM, Lich wrote: I'd just write up my own idea of paradise and claim it would be a fictional world.

That's so smart it should be against the rules

I'd say something the history books would always quote: "woah Obama is in front of me."

But really, I hate his policies, but I'd be a quivering stammering wreck in front of the president

Hah... I use Steam as my social network. I do have a Facebook, but it's mostly out of necessity.

I'm glad you got an exclusive invite, but I seriously doubt this will get far.

Your title looks like a mad libs phrase. But hey, truth is stranger than fiction. And these are some truly strange times

At 11/17/14 11:15 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

At 11/17/14 12:34 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: He'd be an anxious, paranoid, agoraphobic, black fat ass in human form.

What breed of animal is your pet anyway?

Cat ---> :3

Romeo was 16, she was 13. I don't see any problem here.

EDIT: 5 people died, including Romeo's mom and Juliet herself because of Romeo's penchant for voyeurism. So yeah, that guy should have sheathed his jaunty dirk and sired a maid of more winters

At 11/17/14 02:46 PM, MrApophis wrote:

At 11/13/14 05:40 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Nintendo has been success in video games since 1981. They know what they are doing.

yeah release the exact same games 100 times

Disney does it with their "classic" movies every so often.

$$$$$$

I'd make a thread, but I don't have a working computer right now. Fucking Sirius virus

At 11/17/14 12:57 PM, Canas wrote: show-off

*baa-da-da-da-daaa*

At 11/17/14 12:51 PM, FinaLee wrote:

At 11/17/14 12:49 PM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: You must tell me how you did this

I'm startled by your lack of yelling, Billy Mays.

My voice is stolen; I am taken back by this new development.

All caps threads are back, baby!

You must tell me how you did this

He'd be an anxious, paranoid, agoraphobic, black fat ass in human form.

Altered Beast comes to mind

Wade won a free mansion in a contest he never entered. So now he's exorcising the house of ghosts using a vacuum cleaner.

At 11/16/14 10:03 PM, FinaLee wrote:

At 11/16/14 09:36 PM, SmartyPants wrote: I consider naked time "me time" and want no living thing watching.

Naked time doesn't always have to involve being alone.

This is news to me...

For some reason, Bravely Default gave me a good dose of "the feels". Also any Fatal Frame or Silent Hill game, because there's always plenty of death for those close to the main character whom you become attached to, most of it canon, which you can't avoid.

Not to mention plenty of Japanese visual novels or Japanese inspired comics give me a gloomy sense, because they typically deal with an impossible choice or insurmountable situations that, even if the heroes do their damnedest to solve, it barely solves anything, like the whole world is set against them...now I got the feels again...

The winner? Fatal Frame 2

WHYYYYYY

Jesus was Jewish, but just for fun, Israel is in Asia, so he is technically an Asian

At 11/16/14 08:29 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Anyone who despises me.

You've got a long list to complete.

At 11/16/14 08:13 PM, Jester wrote: I don't have actual curtains, and yes

Are you albino? Also your statement is logically null given the question posed.

Let's be reasonable here, if you wanted to protest perceived grievances to the Vatican, there are proper channels to do it. Not to mention just a shred of decorum is very little to ask for, especially when you want to take it up with the largest Christian and non profit organized body in the world. These "gals" are little better than trolls, at least in this guy's opinion.

And yes, this situation would have ended very differently in a Muslim or even a secular country. Just ask Pussyriot.

Edit: Vatican City is the worlds closest example of a pure theocracy, at least according to my old political science teacher. This is a good example to extrapolate from when comparing other other religions influencing politics *shudders*

At 11/16/14 03:51 PM, DalexJ1337 wrote: supergandhi64 (because he would be a zombie)

Is that because we fear he's dead?

Also this thread is a little too easy. There are some real, diagnosable/diagnosed autists, narcissists, soon to be sex offenders, and other such FUBAR nut cases.

don't be offended, I am most likely not talking about you in particular

But let's not focus on the negative aspects of our community so much. We accept everybody that comes here, and 'everybody' includes unhealthy souls.

I like when dumbasses get expelled. I'm amazed I never was though

'Bourbon'? Why so specific? Makes me think they're trying to plug for alcohol companies. Also SNL did a skit on this, http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/11/16/saturday-night-live-spoofs-the-obama-mcconnell-bourbon-summit-and-the-skit-involves-a-prank-call-to-hillary-clinton/

This thread is too good for one post. I'll think about this for a while then come back

If you have ever gone through benzodiazepine withdrawal (or simply "Xanax") then you know it as the 9th circle if hell.

Heroin withdrawal takes a week. Xanny withdrawal can last years, with permanent damage to your brain. It's some spooky shit alright.

At 11/16/14 10:36 AM, Makakaov wrote: It's all so great to deny God and -words withheld- until you realise your science is heading towards WMDs, nuclear warheads and death rays that can completely destroy this planet. Constantly living in fear ruskies might shoot their nukes, and when they do...

Certain authors á la Hitchens/Harris would tell us that religion has outlived it's usefulness, and then give a very skimpy and hollow pitch for a culture whose central component is some sort of scientific fetishism. But what I say is, when you have the power to glass the entire planet many times over with nuclear explosives, I think it is science that has outlived it's usefulness to humanity.

If science can give us all these supposed pleasures, but wipe us and our inventions out with the push of a button, then it's the mathematical equivalency of multiplying by zero.

Also there is no negative correlation between science and religion. The two have rarely butted heads before, and wouldn't know the other existed if the authors I mentioned above didn't try to rock the cage and make the two fight like a gerbil and a hamster.

When they do, humanity will collapse. With no electric powered IQ-lowering devices and distractions around people will rediscover God once again.

This is the last thing I agree upon, we need less "screen time" in front of electronics, because it really does dumb us down.

Oh and the rest of this is overt troll attempts.

New thread title: "Users you'd like to meat"

Edit: forget it, I saw a bunch of posts get deleted. Guess this is too much one sided sexual frustration for one day.

Re-edit: want to know how fucking early it is for me? I thought the front page of this thread was the most recent page. I miss not working all the time...

The shotgun is well balanced these days compared to other guns. If you're talking about call of duty, well, assault rifle > all, and that's kind of how the game was designed around.

Campers who study spawn points and how to exploit them? Yes, they have been able to shut down entire matches by having them and two of their dipshit buddies box my team in and continually calling in kill streak rewards right the fuck on top of my team as I respawn. So yeah, spawn campers suck penis.

Kilik from soul calibur 4. He has a long range, high damage, and his moves stun you for a long time.