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At 8/11/14 03:20 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 8/11/14 03:17 PM, WrightOnTarget wrote:

At 8/11/14 02:19 AM, Mismo wrote: Man the bren!

HNNNG Bren Gun. Also the Bren Ten.

The original Bren 10 series was pretty good, but Bren 10: Alien Force, Bren 10: Ultimate Alien and Bren 10: Omniverse were awful.

Best Bren Ten series was Miami Vice, tbh.

At 8/11/14 02:19 AM, Mismo wrote: Man the bren!

HNNNG Bren Gun. Also the Bren Ten.

Most recent huge purchase was a Nikon D600. Latest purchase for it was a set of macro tubes.

At 8/10/14 08:18 PM, Xenomit wrote:

At 8/10/14 08:10 PM, WrightOnTarget wrote: You'll wish you were still in goddamn middle school by the time the world is done with you.

Life isn't that hard. The only hard part is making sure you have a way to get money, if you can get money it's incredibly easy.

It's pretty tough when you can't get people to pay you for pretty tough work.

Hahahaha try finding a job, fuckstick.
Try being fucked over at said job.

You'll wish you were still in goddamn middle school by the time the world is done with you.

At 8/10/14 06:57 PM, many-monkeys wrote:

At 8/10/14 06:37 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Your title makes it sound like she is your sister who happens to be a keyboardist. Grammar matters, people.

I slept with my keyboardist's sister*.

what one word?

If you're referring to my post, I fucked up and said her agreement with him, I meant agreement with you.

At 8/10/14 06:47 PM, WrightOnTarget wrote: It's not his business. She allowed you to sleep with her, it's her agreement with you, not him. You don't need to tell him, and if he finds out and gets mad that you didn't you tell him exactly that, that it's not his business, it's between you and her.

Fuckin one word destroys the whole thing

It's not his business. She allowed you to sleep with her, it's her agreement with him. You don't need to tell him, and if he finds out and gets mad that you didn't you tell him exactly that, that it's not his business, it's between you and her.

Does it calculate bullet drop and shit, too? And wind? I mean, we've had shit that does this all already, by the way. App for an iphone will do it. But yeah, machines will never replace people in shoot/noshoot scenarios.

Just took this the other night

Hi, all. As a couple of you might know, I'm a huge fan of the radio talk show "The Ron and Fez Show" (noon to tree, siriusxm rawdog channel 99), and pretty much everything that it spawns. But this guy, he's fuckin' special. In fact, Sean Hurley, AKA Sherwin Sleeves, may be the most strangely charming musical artist I have ever heard. The most relatable thing I could compare him to is if Colonel Kurtz was rehabilitated (mostly) and started making music in his older years that was heartwrenching, heartwarming, mindblowing, quirky, and incredible, all at once. A really good starter song is the song "Tourniquets and Windmills" from the album of the same title, in fact, that's a good starter album. None of his stuff passes the $10 mark in price, and usually include a lot of content. His shortest album is his "Christmas Skater Single", which is a single 45 minute track, but in terms of an actual album, his "Music for Sleep" album only has 10 songs, compared to his biggest album (at the same price of $10) "Poor Man's Lullaby" at 37 tracks. Some of his songs are only a couple seconds, but most of his stuff is really great. Particular props goes to his collab album with Roy Harter, "Oddy Clone", particularly the songs "Preying on the Predators" and "The Man Who Mistook A Tree For A Bird.

Here's a "live" version of Tourniquets and Windmills

At 8/6/14 08:57 PM, SithCorduroy wrote: Amazing movie.

It's so dense, every single image has so many things going on.

Fuckin' love Plinkett.

Because it's the right fucking thing to do. I mean, shit, I have these thoughts, sometime, too. Then I realize I'm not entitled to shit and man up until the next bout of depression.

Like seriously, being nice to people makes me feel good about myself, and I need all of that that I can get. It doesn't matter that I don't get anything back from it, be it money or affection (shit, I can't even buy a girl lunch I'm so fucking bad at this shit). It's the right thing to do, and that's the reward.

At 8/6/14 08:25 PM, FinaLee wrote: Why do you want to show off your penis?

Don't even question it. This man is clearly a genius beyond your league

At 8/6/14 08:20 PM, Raab wrote: Can we post pics of our junk on the BBS if we add the NSFW tag?

Do it anyways, it's a great idea to post your junk on the internet for all to see.

Don't you pre-date Christ, though?

So how easily does shitposting come to you, OP? 'Cause you're pretty good at acting like a retard, but I can tell it's an act.

There's a lot. The biggest one is that I just hate myself and can't seem to go anywhere with my life.

I thought it was pretty straightforward, tbh. Like, if you paid attention and didn't get lost in the layers of dreams, it was pretty easy to get. Memento was harder to understand (Memento was also a bit better, IMO), but once you "get it", it's pretty straightforward, too. Hell, Memento's DVD menu is more difficult to understand than Inception. Also, I'd say you're more having qualms with the writer, but I think Nolan wrote it as well. I more have issues with it winning best cinematography when there's a show where you can clearly see a reflection of the crew, and you can tell they notice it. I mean, all love for Wally Pfister, but god damn that was bad and would've been easy to fix in post.

hahaha you can afford 24,000...

I don't even have $1000 to my name

Here's another example.

A saw in my friend's garage. Macro photography on old dangerous objects in lower light is usually pretty creepy.

At 8/5/14 10:14 PM, Nickisabi wrote: The AXE hair gel killed any chance of it being scary

Photoshop or plain ol' lightroom? Either way, good job on that edit!

Here's how you do semi-spooky lighting.

I mean, god damn, get a nifty fifty, you son of a bitch. You shot this with your goddamn 18-55 kit lens, didn't you? If it's an expensive camera, don't skimp on glass. And learn how to frame for spooky if you want to be spooky. Like, we're slightly above Abe's head, which puts US in a position of power. If you shoot from below, it makes the bust seem more intimidating.

The scariest thing about this is the fact that you think this excess image noise is an acceptable side-effect of bumping up the ISO.

God damn, that's a noisy fucking image.

I don't feel guilty about any of the music I like. Or anything I like.

If I'm gonna answer this realistically, and not in a pathetic way (trick question, there's no non-pathetic way to answer a question like this): I think I'd probably hit it off best with Jade from Beyond Good And Evil. Never played the game, but from what I gather she's somewhat of a photographer, she's also a fit, useful, mocha girl with short hair, which I think is a really attractive type of girl.

Not what I use, but similar

There's a liquid out there that helps, I'll try to find the brand. I use it, it seems to work.

At 8/5/14 08:00 PM, Raab wrote: Yeah.... apple is a paradox....

They sell shitty products for inflated prices...... and somehow manage to stay in business.

That's not a paradox either. That's blind brand loyalty and an excellent marketing team, as well as a content market.

You're not talking about a paradox, silly, you're talking about the subjectivity of perception and the fact that there's no objective reality, as well as the true meaninglessness of words.