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At 7/3/14 05:12 PM, klompors wrote:

At 7/3/14 05:09 PM, WrightOnTarget wrote: Is that a 9/11 joke? Or am I just a horrible person for imagining that?

W-where do you see a 9/11 joke?

I just kinda see them. Like, in the wind.

At 7/2/14 04:12 PM, klompors wrote: This would've been an interesting discussion 100 years ago.
Science has too many facts that prove that God doesn't exist

Haha no they don't.

Science actually has no facts to disprove God, because science doesn't DISprove anything. That's not the function of science, which is the search for truth, not some petty anti-religious bullshit. Science and God could totally co-exist, and quite a few scientists are actually religious, seeing how quite a bit of religion can be considered simply allegorical, rather than to be taken literally. God can even be science itself.

At 7/3/14 05:03 PM, klompors wrote:

At 7/3/14 04:58 PM, WrightOnTarget wrote: Because you're in amsterdamn, which uses stupid metric, we figured you wouldn't get it anyways.

Talk shit, get hit

Is that a 9/11 joke? Or am I just a horrible person for imagining that?

What if you killed yourself, OP? That'd be awesome.

Because you're in amsterdamn, which uses stupid metric, we figured you wouldn't get it anyways.

I don't exhibit predictable behavior when drinking. It's different every time.

At 7/2/14 10:44 AM, Chdonga wrote: High price tag? It's the cheapest of the three systems. The fact that it has awesome exclusives makes it the best console of the three, since the Xbone and PS4 only has a pitiful amount of exclusives.

You're implying that exclusives are not actually a bad thing for the gaming community. I mean, it's not the worst thing in the world, but exclusives in no way forward the industry in a positive way, except maybe giving developers a couple extra bucks that they'd lost in sales anyways.

But yeah, the other points are good.

I legit know if I'm gonna like a game or not before I buy it based solely on instinct.

I've never been wrong in recent memory, except Colonial Marines, which was a massive disappointment.

I gauged Metal Gear Rising wrong, sort of, I knew I was gonna like it, but even watching an LP all the way through, there is no describing how fucking much I love that game. Kinda the same with Peace Walker.

At 7/3/14 03:19 PM, IrishGun wrote: Battlefield's only as popular as it is right now because the marketing for BF3 essentially boiled down to "it's not Call of Duty." For some reason, that worked really well and now millions of Battlefield fans have convinced themselves that it's any better than CoD without ever explaining why.

I like battlefield better because it has a better sense of authenticity with the weapons modeling and handling, as well as sheer selection, and the audio is pretty fuckin' great. Although CoD usually has better voice actors.

But yeah, BF4 was literally BF3 with some new skins and campaign story, and the graphics sorta looked worse somehow.

Nobody really cares what you think, OP. CoD will still sell record-breaking amounts.

At 7/2/14 11:01 PM, SadisticAphid60 wrote:

At 7/2/14 10:51 PM, WrightOnTarget wrote: How do you get a bunch of scabs from an impact wound?

If the impact is hard enough it can break the skin and even draw blood. I've done it several times and it hurts way more than just getting cut.

From a foot?

Everyone who will ever know of my failings will eventually die of some cause or another.

Play against DarkSydePhil and you will always be the King of Fighters. Hahaha see what I did there?

How do you get a bunch of scabs from an impact wound?

At 6/29/14 03:38 PM, Avery wrote:

At 6/29/14 11:04 AM, Wegra wrote: Who is the most autistic person in the world? My vote is Chris Chan

Do you even know what autistic means?
And if anybody, it's you.

You're acting like Chris Chan is not legit autistic, which he is.

At 7/2/14 04:10 PM, rendibsivad wrote: God doesn't even write about what happened before the earth was invented

God doesn't write anything, stupid. The bible was written by man, no matter what faith you follow.

At 7/2/14 02:40 AM, Vnzi wrote:

:but at least they never submit to the sexual appeal.

I thought you were intelligent, @Vzni. How do you explain Tifa, then? Or every female character in the games?

At 7/2/14 08:10 PM, Reiska3 wrote: Like holy... *bleep* how hard is it to get that stuff right.

Oh god go fuck yourself. Seriously, this isn't fucking kindergarten where you have to censor yourself in such a cunty way. Write the word or don't, don't be a fucking 8-year-old.

So, I just woke up from probably bar none the worst dream I've ever had, not because it was a scary nightmare, but because of the soul-crushing feelings it dealt with.

From what I remember it kinda dealt with the transposition of feelings onto hostages being forced to do something with computers, I think. It kinda had something to do with movies, and there was a character being played by Javier Bardem. Then things get blurry, but what I remember was somehow someone ended up having the feeling of the aftermath of a rape being transposed onto him, and I felt it, too. Not the feeling of the act, but the horrible feeling afterwards, and from what I remember, someone, either me or the character, figured out that it was the actual feelings of an actual victim that had been transposed onto them, I specifically remember the phrase "this isn't mine" or something similar. But the feeling I felt was fucking awful, and I don't know if it's my subconscious telling me how I feel about the subject or if I tapped into some spiritual otherworldly shit, but it frightened away me from going back to sleep tonight.

So, newgrounds, memorable dreams recently?

At 7/2/14 01:24 AM, SocialistClock wrote:

At 7/2/14 12:34 AM, WrightOnTarget wrote:

At 7/2/14 12:33 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 7/2/14 12:32 AM, WrightOnTarget wrote: hey thats the mcdonalds i work at, and i think i see myself in that picture, you stalker

how do i delete this, im gonna report you to the police

Is that you in the blue shirt?

how do i delete this

You dont , Fag. Lul

Sorry, dude, character's already been broken. You can't bring the magic back. You're too late.

Hey, you know, you're not forced to watch this shit.

I mean, I don't like family guy, but I just avoid watching it, and BAM, problem solved.

At 7/2/14 12:54 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 7/2/14 12:34 AM, WrightOnTarget wrote:

At 7/2/14 12:33 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 7/2/14 12:32 AM, WrightOnTarget wrote: hey thats the mcdonalds i work at, and i think i see myself in that picture, you stalker

how do i delete this, im gonna report you to the police

Is that you in the blue shirt?

how do i delete this

PM a mod? IDK.
Although your sig text, "if you're offended, it's your fault" is mighty relevant now

Oh my God, I try to not break character in a thread, but are you really so fucking dense that you can't see that I'm joking?
Or are you trying to play the straight man?

At 7/2/14 12:42 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: star wars is another example of a toy commercial vehemently defended by delusional nerds

B-but muh bobbo fatt!

I stabbed a guy in the throat once

If I answer this, will you really give me a million dollars?

At 7/2/14 12:33 AM, Gimmick wrote:

At 7/2/14 12:32 AM, WrightOnTarget wrote: hey thats the mcdonalds i work at, and i think i see myself in that picture, you stalker

how do i delete this, im gonna report you to the police

Is that you in the blue shirt?

how do i delete this

hey thats the mcdonalds i work at, and i think i see myself in that picture, you stalker

how do i delete this, im gonna report you to the police

Hey, all. I've been thinking, recently, with the new Transformers movie coming out, everyone's gonna jump on the Michael Bay hate train again, I'm sure, saying he's ruined Transformers YET AGAIN, but really, get the fuck over yourselves, cunts, Transformers has never had any real artistic integrity as a whole anyways, it was designed as a toy sale franchise, and any hint of true auteurship has been accidental at best, but usually imagined. I'm not saying it's bad to like it, but when you compare Michael Bay to Hitler for destroying a great franchise, it really just irks me. I mean, yeah, Michael Bay is allegedly a pretty big douche, his movies are big and flashy and dumb, and he's always creepily hitting on the attractive actresses in a pretty harassing way; but none of you nerds give a shit about that. You just don't want to let go of your precious cartoons that were designed to sell you toys. And you hold on to that brand loyalty with a fucking death grip.

Give it up, nerds, and watch something that matters if you're gonna get that intense about something in entertainment. But if you're gonna seriously criticize a movie made from a franchise designed to sell toys to children, just shut up, please? I mean, watch what you want, but don't pretend a Transformers movie can ever be a work of art one should take seriously.

'cause fuck you, OP, that's why.

At 7/2/14 12:07 AM, Nebula wrote: How about some actually terrible movies? Getaway was fucking annoying to watch, even with the one lingering shot near the end.

Woods of Evil is one of the worst fucking movies I've ever seen. It's like, holy shit bad. You can't sympathize with ANYONE, because the people you're obviously supposed to look at as the heroes are fucking kidnappers, and their victims are just cunts you don't feel anything for. It's also supposed to be a slasher, but there's like, 4 scenes of (terribly done) slashing, and only 2 of them have any kind of relevance to anything. They also blow out the mic with the actresses screaming. And holy shit, the production company will let you watch it on youtube for a buck.