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Just very cold and windy.

St. Stephen's Day, I believe.

I am the cool kid.

I've decided to try my hand at some writing to keep myself occupied. I'll be posting most of my stuff here, so feel free to leave some criticism.

Here's a poem called Distant.

As the Earth sublimes, we may feel
a similar diffusion;
No longer mere scape of dream
(both splendid and illusory) fragments;
Labyrinthine chaos in collective mind.

I lurk among the forgotten ones,
waiting for some uncertain thing.

At 12/13/14 01:14 PM, Monster-64 wrote: How about you message him and be melodramatic. I have also came to the conclusion that you're the least pleasant user here. x:

Oh, it's you. You're another candidate for worst NG user. I'd rather be unpleasant than a boring pleb.

At 12/13/14 12:55 PM, Vinnyy wrote:

At 12/13/14 12:51 PM, Witch wrote:

At 12/13/14 12:29 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Whatever that comes out of the radio is good. No specific preferences.

I am quickly coming to the realization that you are probably the worst user on Newgrounds.

You've seen enough of my posts to say that?

Probably not, but I like to be melodramatic.

I play guitar, but mostly noise rock and black metal, so I have no idea where I would go to perform that kind of stuff. I'd probably be too anxious to do it anyway.

At 12/13/14 12:29 PM, Vinnyy wrote: Whatever that comes out of the radio is good. No specific preferences.

I am quickly coming to the realization that you are probably the worst user on Newgrounds.

"Fusion" is generally shorthand for jazz fusion, which is a combination of rock and jazz.

We need to focus on greatly reducing the population before we even think about creating superior humans.

Compared to most other guys, I've always been a fairly reserved and somewhat effeminate person. I hate sports, don't like vulgarity, that kind of thing.

All bronies/furries are basically the same person. They have a relentlessy optimistic outlook that I find disgusting.

I don't understand why there has to be a "best" musician, and it's too hard to choose one anyway.

Meghan Trainor "All About That Bass". I don't enjoy looking at the clinically obese.

At 12/10/14 11:52 AM, Radaketor wrote: is a dork the same as a geek?

As far as I understand it, a dork is more akin to a loser.

Crunchy Nut.

Seriously, just go back to 7. It's worth it.

Yeah, it is kind of annoying, especially considering there's nothing much unique about it.

At 12/8/14 05:30 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Wow you're gorgeous.

Bend over.

Is that how you usually interact with people?

They are pretty pointless, but it's not as if the BBS is filled with interesting threads that are being cast aside by the noob stuff.

At 12/8/14 05:31 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: Also to OP, just hang yourself and get it over with.

This is what the spirit of Newgrounds is really about. You've got that Christmas cheer.

At 12/8/14 05:22 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 12/8/14 05:20 PM, Witch wrote: You sound like a cocky piece of shit.

And you just sound like a cock.

so-

Get used to it.

You sound like a cocky piece of shit.

At 12/8/14 03:49 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I can tell the wise words of Sheldon Cooper have influenced you.

What a terrible TV show.

Typical of Reddit to care so much about some ancient dead meme.

You can have my old Yu-Gi-Oh cards if you want.

At 12/8/14 03:36 PM, Slint wrote: I'm sure the face you make when you're jacking off is a lot more disgusting to most people.

You will be sorely missed, and we will remember you as one of our greatest members, jimbobmuffincake.

I fucking hate those t-shirts and jumpers that say "NERD" or "GEEK" on them.

At 12/8/14 12:54 AM, Vinnyy wrote: Don't ever take any drugs. It's a waste of money, time and health.

Is that what your teacher told you to say so people will know you are a good boy?

Drugs are pretty interesting, like most things shunned by the majority. My friends and I plan on eating some magic mushrooms next year. I would personally avoid hard drugs though. Weed doesn't agree with me either.