4,034 Forum Posts by "WillPostForFood"
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Best movie and book ever.
Voted for Richard Dawkins. He honestly seems to me like the best candidate.
At 4/30/07 03:56 AM, MissAllanPoe wrote: Lol, working on a flash. Must not sleep til it's finished :( You on the other hand may need some medication. Doctor prescribed or NyQuil (the most awful tasting shit that will make you pass out by first sniff)
Ive taken a shit of nyquil before. i just dont like the thought of med induced sleep due to risk of being Dependant on it. But i guess if its the only way to sleep i might start.
Tonight is annoying. I recently somehow developed a sleep disorder. I sleep a few hours each day if i'm lucky. I lack the ability to concentrate, my mind slows down.
Sleep deprivation sucks ass. Things run together. I almost base my days off of masturbation. I know that i masturbate about once every 24 hours. Therefor when i forget what day it is i count backwards via how many times ive jacked off.
During the day i almost loose all sense of anything. Im constantly depressed and tired. Things don't spark me up like usual. I can't think nearly at all.
So i ask you fellows at NG. Its 3:47 AM here.
What is your excuse?
This topic has officially made my day good.
Good job, Pox.
At 4/24/07 07:24 PM, GodsSentWarrior wrote:At 4/24/07 07:14 PM, WillPostForFood wrote: Hes gonna be pissed when I pants him in front of little Suzy.Not Suzy :(...
Yes, Suzy.
At 4/24/07 07:19 PM, Egeus wrote: All that DND is getting to your head. I say you shoot up the school. I bet that's what the little cunt is expecting.
Why would anyone think i was going to shoot up a school? Jeez, people are so suspicious.
At 4/24/07 07:16 PM, Keizer wrote:
lmao then cock slap him you know for kicks
Maybe i will...
Maybe..
So im in school, and this guy throws fucking a water bottle at me. So i get pissed and yell. THEN he beats me up :(. So i tell him that 'Every dog has his day, and mines tomorrow.'
Hes gonna be pissed when I pants him in front of little Suzy.
I'm saying probably the most controversial thing possible in America, or anywhere today. George Bush is not stupid. He is most of higher intelligence then the greater population of America.
Hes the president for Christ sake. You need some sort of intelligence to win a presidential election and to run a country the size of America. He might make some stupid decisions, but he himself surely is not stupid.
Discuss this issue.
At 4/24/07 11:30 AM, Panl wrote: Do you think the human race is improving? Be it in intelligence, physical ability or kindness and care to the environment.
We only think of ourselves as improved because we have flashy technology and means of communication. Yes this is a self made improvement that took developed intelligence and thousands of years of learning to accomplish. But it certainly does not mean humanity as a whole is better or worse.
If you want to get into physical ability then obviously we are on a slump downwards, this is possibly the result of the increase of our intelligence replacing physical needs. This could very be our downfall as a species one of these days. Technologically ran society like we see today is fairly new. We have yet to experience a major downfall with one technology. When(not if) it happens and if its severe, we will have to rely once again on our physical state. But if we keep going how we are going, that physical state will not be the greatest.
At 4/24/07 11:42 AM, ironraven24 wrote: oh so there hard rock then i'll leave sorry :(
At least you asked mate. Didn't just come in shouting 'SLIPKNOT IS THE BEST METAL BAND EVAR!!!''
At 4/24/07 09:29 AM, Nev wrote: I think first Metal band is a bit silly and overdone... and the answers are pretty much always the same.
How about, most recent Metal band you've got into?
For me its Gojira, and possibly Annihilator (since I wasn't overly fond of them till I saw them live).
My most recent band is Disgorge (mex). I had heard of them for a while, but just got around to checking them out. Br00tal
At 4/23/07 09:23 PM, jarrydn wrote:
Also, Ghoul...have you heard of rule #1, or haven't you been there long enough? You are the cancer that is killing /b/.
First rule of /b/, we do not talk about /b/ outside of /b/,
At 4/22/07 11:54 AM, HellzYeahCCR wrote:
I also have tickets to see them when they come to Dallas in August! :)
I have tickets to see them too here in FL. Should be killer :D.
Though ive yet to see either movie. From what I just read, this is supposed to be more history based and accurate.
At 4/22/07 11:49 AM, Gendo wrote:At 4/22/07 11:46 AM, Inferno42 wrote: What's Rush?Die in several fires plzkthnxbai.
You are a disgrace to humanity, how could you not know the best Canadian prog-rock band ever?
Hes 13 or younger. :\ Young ones these days.
At 4/22/07 11:46 AM, Inferno42 wrote: What's Rush?
A band.
Anyone else currently enjoying the leaked greatness?
At 4/21/07 08:05 PM, peepee45 wrote: i knew tom was gay... why tom! why!!! that bitch!
tom must die!
That cock raped me.
At 4/21/07 06:36 PM, ShitOnMyShoes wrote: Ok my cock hurts now.
How do you think my anus feels?
At 4/21/07 06:11 PM, MrLeone wrote:At 4/21/07 06:07 PM, WillPostForFood wrote:I get that now, but that doesn't justify sticking yourcock in someones pocket man!At 4/21/07 06:04 PM, MrLeone wrote: Oh my god, this is worse than the time we were at school and you stuck your cock in my pocket >:(You understated my internet baddassness.
Or does it.
I'm fairly sure that the youth has not changed over the lack of prayer and theism in schools. If anything it might help keep an open mind in the very diverse public school system.
At 4/21/07 06:04 PM, MrLeone wrote: Oh my god, this is worse than the time we were at school and you stuck your cock in my pocket >:(
You understated my internet baddassness.
At 4/21/07 06:01 PM, DarkArchon wrote: Digimon is way oldschool, Ioved that shit
I remember i bought the original Digimon game for ps1 in Quebec. Fucking shit though, i went home and it was French. Damn Canadians.
At 4/21/07 06:03 PM, Spikrodd wrote: wtf... lock and ban mods!
Why?
Was in my a-....Wait let me explain the situation before i continue on with the sexually charged details of a typical NGBBS story, though surely most of them are false, this is not one of them. This is truth.
It all started at a bar called Electric Thunder in Philly. Tom sat with his girlfriend, she was smiling and so was he. The recently engaged couple seemed to be sweet and positive in all ways seen by outside parties. Though I knew...Yes i KNEW that I could come between this happy fuck couple.
The day for me was a sad one. My girlfriend of 2 years had left me for another man. Strangely, this man resembled Tom. Possibly charging what was to come. To top the day off I was evicted from my apartment. Sad day it twas.
I approached Tom and his 'love' with confidence, he was mine. I said the line that wins them all over. 'Tie your shoes.' He stood up and reluctantly obeyed . I positioned my cock line around his anus and said 'Do you know what its like to fuck a man?'. Upon this he hit me in the face. Bruised on the outside, I was sure he was only just playing hard to get. So I said simply offered that I buy him a drink to reconcile for the heinous crime i just committed against him.
The walk to the bar was a long one. All i could think about was if he will actually buy into the bait. Or if simply I should give up and find another man to bring home to my erectile sexual delima. 'No....This is love' I thought to myself as I approached the bar and ordered his favorite beer (Id been watching him for some time). I threw in what id been saving for a day like this. 'All bitches will bow to this shit man' I remember the sly business man like dealer saying as he sold me this drug of choice for my type. 'Date rape is a scaring situation to both people' I also recalled from grade school propaganda videos. The bait was set, now I would only hope if he takes it. I walked back to the table.
'Thanks man, I hope you can understand my stance. This is my bride to be!' He said as he motioned to his 'love'. In the middle of this I handed him his beer which he drank down quickly.
'Are you suuuureee you don't want to have sex with meeee?' I said to him in a soft voice. His girlfriend now seemed alarmed and awake. 'ye-...y-..y...yes. Ill do it.'. HEEEEEE HAAAAAAAA I got a yes out of the boy! This drug worked great. My plan was being set into motion. 'He wants me, not you. Get the fuck out of here.' I said to his now ex that was already in the process of walking out. I then led Mr Fulp to my car.
I told him to get in the back seat of my car. I unzipped my pants quickly, I didn't want anything to get in the way of our night. I told him to take his pants off. He did so. I then sucked him off like no other. His cock sliding in and out of my mouth like a eel in a cave. No...Like a Kangaroo in the vast desert of the Outback. So sensual, so hot, so Fulp! Then I sat on top of him. His cock sliding into my tight asshole. I moaned with greatness. Then it hit me 'This is wrong, this is rape'. So I hit him in the balls with my ass which was already sliding up and down his long pole. He yelped.
'YOU SICK MOTHER FUCKER' I screamed. I hit him in the face as I continued to struggle to come off his cock, but the lube id put on there made it so slippery that i continued to slide up and down. Suddenly I felt a goo spit into my anus. He had cum into my hole. I then made it off his dick now that it got soft. And i beat the shit out of him with my bare hands. He struggled to breath but i knew i couldn't kill him without fear of the BBS mods. They would swoop on me like vultures on a fresh carcass. I did my best to kick him out of my car. He lay on the ground, bloody, broken. But i knew it was necessary, because the rape would scar me worse then i could scar him.
I drove home that night depressed, id been raped up the ass by Tom Fulp. Fuck...It was a bad feeling like no other. My anus still spat blood and excess semen. I tried to shower it out but it just stayed. I wanted to block the images out, but his warm body against my anus just filled me with terror. I wanted to die. But I did not want to be another statistic in the charts.
So i come to you BBS, what can i do?
Ive never heard of Rhapsody, Napster, OR Itunes. EVer.
