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At 10/27/14 11:39 PM, CresIsis wrote: Pfft like you would say no if she offered on the first date. Be honest mate.

She's not that kind of girl though.

And I try not to be that kind of guy. It's not like I'm trying to send her pictures of my schlong.

Or maybe I'm assuming everything and I should just give up on life, and dating in general.

Well fuck I'm whining, it happened again. I done goofed.

At 10/27/14 11:36 PM, CresIsis wrote: Stick it in her pooper, easiest way to go about it.

That's like a third-date activity.

Have some class.

At 10/27/14 11:28 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I got fake numbered by this girl recently. Actually, 2 girls.

They should be just straight honest, it hurts more to be lied to.

I don't know if the girl I'm talking to is giving me a runaround or not, trying to let me down easy. I hope I'm being paranoid... she's supposed to be transferring to the same school and stuff as me, and her company along would be pretty great but if she doesn't have any attraction to me, I can't change shit.

At 5/25/14 05:49 PM, LurkinMcClerkin wrote: More value paintings

I know this is an old one of yours, but I love it. Made me stop and raise my eyebrows in interest.

Keep up the cool work man.

At 10/27/14 10:56 PM, FurryGod wrote: You're painting, not drawing.

Yolo.

I don't know how to paint so I can't help you, but I'm sure you can't find some tutorials online to blend.

I'd rather hear the opinions of the NG community before I take to Youtube, but it worse comes to worse I will...

At 10/27/14 10:52 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Yeah. The only reason why I hang out with these people is because my mom makes me, even though she know's they're assholes.
She thinks I need to get out of the house more often.

I wish I got out of the house more often... I get so freaking restless and, as much as I don't want to admit it, angry that I have nothing to do these days. I don't like talking to people at my school.

And I'm talking to some girl that I'd really like to date more seriously but I don't think she feels the same.

So.

At 10/27/14 10:36 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Well... I wouldn't call them "friends"... you know what I mean?

I call them "friends" so that I can tell people I have "friends"

... you know what I mean?

At 10/27/14 09:41 PM, Monster-64 wrote: They never treated me as a real person, but rather looked upon me for comic relief. If I wanted to share a concern, they would disregard it imediately, by rudely (in a sarcastic way) saying that they don't care.

Wow, your friends sound just as shitty as mine.

K guys 3 people explained what edging is.

I get it now.

At 10/27/14 09:26 PM, Bit wrote: That was uncalled for.

No it wasn't.

At 10/27/14 08:55 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Answering e-mails. It is a good job.

Give it up.

I was working at McDonald's for a year, now I'm at Raymour & Flanigan

"The largest selection of furniture in the Northeast,

talk to one of our Home Design experts about the Platinum Protection Plan,

today"

And the reference...

I'm having trouble...

I'm currently using Photoshop CS2 because I'm a cheap bastard, and I'm trying to essentially draw a piece inspired by the song "From Finner" by Of Monsters and Men.

I'm currently drawing a stormy sea and sky, and I'm confused as to how blend the base colors of the sky well. I was trying to use the Smudge Tool, with different brush type and strengths, trying to get it to look decent. Does anybody have any better suggests?

I'm aware the sky needs more detail, I'm just trying to get a base color of sorts down. The top half or so, I didn't even try blending yet... I'm going to post my WIP and then the picture I'm referencing for the sky...

At 10/27/14 07:06 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: What are the other two things?

Ha.

At 10/27/14 07:01 PM, Phobotech wrote: Here it is...its basically coming close to nutting, but abstaining from actually nutting.

Who does this....

Well of course its gonna suck, but its a test of will-power that can actually chemically / hormonally alter one's self in a beneficial and productive manner.

productive

Pfft.

Not masturbating won't make me not lazy.

I only have motivation for a few things these days.

I don't know how much of that stuff is actually true, seeing as though they say there actually are advantages to masturbating also. The sexual aggression and shit makes sense though.

But I haven't really jerked it too much anyways so I'll go for it.

EDIT: What the hell is edging. And does porn include Mature-rated pics in the Art Portal?

Oh geez, this might suck.

Le epic maymay

At 10/26/14 08:10 PM, Phobotech wrote: his first wife made him sell it because she didn't like the way it looks. He always gripes that he should've traded HER in to keep the car.

Feel bad for my brother, he's restoring an '83 Monte and owns a 2013 Hot Wheels Edition Camaro and I'm thinking once him and his lady have kids, he'll be saying goodbye to atleast one of them for the minivan.

Or he could just get Chevy SS, things the ultimate Dadcar.

We're a Chevy family if you haven't caught on.

Well it's nice to see that you people made a shitstorm out of a thread as innocent as this.

My List, although I wouldn't call them all "classic";

-1980's styled BMW 3 series
-Bugatti Atlantic
-Updated version of the Ford Escort Cosworth (RS)
-Updated version of the Chevy Monte Carlo, ideally a mix of the 2000's SS coupe with more of a "modern muscle" touch.
-I want Subaru Imprezas to look like this again.
-Updated, but classic looking VW Jetta.

I'm a sucker for Euro box cars I guess.

Haha.

Box.

And finally.... The Chevy Cobalt is a piece of shit. We can all agree on that. But when you own one, the little fucker grows on you. I'd love to see a next-gen Cobalt coupe that is more sporty and maybe rear-wheel drive. An artist made a concept picture that I rather enjoy.

Instead of handing out candy to the kids, I get to work this year. I might go bowling later in the evening with some friends, though.

At 10/25/14 07:51 PM, Idiot-Finder wrote: Enjoy your 21st birthday where you can start drinking despite the fact that people can join the military at the age of 18 and yet...well, lets not get into that for the time being.

Pft. I went to a craft store the other day and learned you also need to be 21 in New York State to buy spray paint. I can kill somebody before I can make a mural.

Anyways Happy Birthday to MC Chicken

That's awfully redundant.

At 10/25/14 09:59 PM, Monster-64 wrote: The dark side is strong, but only the weak embrace it!

Then smack my ass and call me Elliott Rodgers.

At 10/25/14 09:48 PM, Shauna wrote: Death will tell you himself :)

Are... you talking about Jesus part?

I was fucking around about that.

We're here to talk about a snake.

Sophmore year of high school I was about 270 lbs... maybe pushing 275 or 280 at one point. Blegh

At 10/25/14 10:26 AM, NGPulp wrote: Genetic mutation.
Happens all the time.

There's no need to try and be witty with this.

Dude, what? I love trying to be witty.

Doesn't mean I succeed but I try.

I feel like I've been punched in the heart, NGPulp didn't like my thread.
This is worse emotional trauma I've ever experienced.

At 10/24/14 11:27 PM, Shauna wrote: You should really read this

http://www.amazon.com/Death-A-Life-George-Pendle/dp/030739560X

Oh.

What's that have to do with anything?

I hope you pull it off bud, it might be cool.

You basing it off real cryptids? (lolol oxymoron)

Because if so, I'd just include the obvious ones like Nessie and the Lake Champlain Monster, Bigfoot, Yeti, Skunk-Ape, Lizard Men, yeah stuff like that.

Here's a Wikipedia page, hope it helps.

Hey guys thought you might like this.

Looks like maybe the Bible isn't so crazy and that we now have six little Lucifers slithering around the world;

Do you accept the Devil as your new Lord and Savior?

At 10/22/14 09:41 PM, Satan wrote:

At 10/22/14 09:27 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

You.. I like you.

And Satan and SV took turns tying each other up and performing gut-wrenching fetishes on each other until the end of time and nobody ever heard from either again.

The end.

At 10/24/14 10:40 PM, Kwing wrote: Let apathy wash the pain away.

That didn't make me feel better about this story.