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At 11/2/14 05:40 PM, Cordyceps wrote: I know how you feel

Try harder I thought I was getting a snack.

At 11/2/14 02:05 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: What things are you medically and biologically allergic to?

Nothing really, but I get sinus dryness and nosebleeds during the winter and early spring, mostly.

What specific health conditions hinder your progress on becoming healthier?

A mixture of clinical obesity and laziness.

And finally, please rate yourself on how healthy you are out of 10,

A 5 I guess.

At 11/2/14 05:27 PM, FurryGod wrote: fuck yeah

We're restoring cars not polishing shits ok.

At 11/2/14 05:17 PM, Makakaov wrote: I would buy Lada and restore it to T-34 which it should be in the first place.

Ah yes, Lada.

The poor man's supercar.

At 11/2/14 12:02 PM, Bit wrote: V8 in a Model T.

Gotta go fast.

Inb4 it flips

Nah that's called a "hotrod" my friend and if done right it's perfectly sa-

*hits tree and ejects from car*

Buffalo's having a bye week and we're not even posting pretty girls?

Worst.
Sunday.
Ever.

At 11/1/14 09:28 PM, MrApophis wrote: If I go a few days without jacking off, I get severe depression. Masturbation, drugs and happy, cheerful things are the only things combating my major depression.

I'm sad all the time so it doesn't really bother me, lol.

It's been two days guys, how you holding out?

I'm doing just fine.

Kind of in response to the "classic cars" thread.

You have the money to buy any one car and restore it.

What car is it, what do you do to it, how do you upgrade it, etc.

Go.

DUUUUUH DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUN DUH DUH DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUN

(DUN DUN DUUUUUN)

At 11/2/14 10:04 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Gay!
if you put a turd next to the NG community then yeah, the turds gonna look pretty great. Still though...

The community that you're a part of?

What am I gonna do? Well, I'm a contrarian, so I'm going to fap every day. Ideally to pipers user pic. That's gone now though.

Inappropriate.

I'm cooking human flesh.

At 11/2/14 09:31 AM, Kogey wrote: Oh Toyota Corolla, how you've gone down hill :c

That's the way it goes, it's like the Murphy's Law of Automobiles.

"Legendary Sports cars will eventually come back as shitty sedans in a second life"

Case and point...

At 11/2/14 09:36 AM, Pixelwiz wrote:

At 11/2/14 09:32 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Way to promote yourself though.

not quite but whatever

Yeah Pixelwiz, linking that is going to put you so far ahead by making you money and famous and oh you're just archiving threads you think are funny, my bad.

At 11/2/14 01:41 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I went to a party!...

and sat awkwardly trying to avoid eye contact with everyone........

Ha. That's why I decided not to go to one last night.

I went to a neighbor's party though for a few hours. I showed up late compared to the rest of my family, just ate and talked for awhile to be nice, then left again.

At 11/2/14 08:44 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: AND YOU FUCKERS ARE GONNA LEARN TO LOVE ME!

I don't know man, you're kind of an anus.

I haven't played Pokemon since Ruby and Sapphire.

Yell at somebody everytime they give their input, that ought to spark conversation.

One of these days, but not this year.

I'm actually fairly sure their tickets are expensive as a gold-plated shit.

They always come to Buffalo though, so I never have to worry about missing them.

At 11/2/14 01:40 AM, Luke wrote: Drink more booze. Puts hair on your chest. Be a man. I feel like a man.

I already have hair on my chest, I don't know if I need more.

At 11/2/14 03:03 AM, Finnyprik wrote: I dont feel like a kid
not everyone has mental disablilites

Look at you, trying to use mental disabilities as an insult, and then claiming to feel like an adult.

lol

At 11/1/14 10:08 PM, Bit wrote: HD version: http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/bc503310474ccde25bd325de90a1e378

Excellent shading but I feel like proportions of the bodies are slightly off and your background could have used some more detail.

Potato/5 stars.

At 11/1/14 10:00 PM, Bit wrote: I just did.

No, you drew it because of this thread and not simply because you are an Atheist and wanted to spite people for their beliefs.

Smartass.

At 11/1/14 08:56 PM, TheKlown wrote: Where is all the Atheists that claim they don't believe in God at? I guess Atheists have a crappy drawling skills?

As a (pseudo) Catholic I'd like to tell you that you are a pathetic human being for bringing Atheism into it.

Atheists simply do not believe in God or Satan, and wouldn't draw something like this simply because they are... Atheist.

You're lame...

At 11/1/14 08:26 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I'll cum on his face instead, both violating nofapnovember and humiliating him - utterly depriving him of his will to live.

Well that's not right and I won't be part of rape.

Not to mention it's homosexual rape.

Not that makes it any worse.

Or better.

Or.... FUCK!

Fucking social justice warriors got me paranoid.

At 11/1/14 08:13 PM, TailsPrower wrote: I've gone without fapping for about 6 months last year and experienced none of those benefits. Especially the "women noticing me" part.

I'll hold Denton if you kick him in the face for lying.

At 11/1/14 08:12 PM, Sekhem wrote: okcupid does not contain malware

only your heart does

That sounds like a bad analogy for parasitic heart worms.

At 11/1/14 08:00 PM, NeonSpider wrote: And you're a fucking crybaby. I thought you didn't want me responding to your posts though? So don't respond to mine.

The only reason you knew that was even a possibility was because it was mine and Scarface's answer.

Therefore, it was a personal slam to him, myself, or both of us, and feel it justified a response.

Clearly you're in that kind of mood for reasons out of my control.

Goodnight.

At 11/1/14 07:50 PM, NeonSpider wrote: People-Oriented is like the "you fail" of this test. "Well, you don't really seem to have any skills ... so why don't we say you're people-oriented?"

You're a dick.

At 11/1/14 05:24 PM, CresIsis wrote: WahyahRanger cos he sucks a mean dick

I had a rub removed for this reason.

At 11/1/14 05:27 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: How's everyone holding out?....

I'm....I'm totally fine,

I'm doing shitty.

Oh wait you're talking about not fapping?

Still winning.

At 11/1/14 07:07 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 11/1/14 02:30 PM, supergandhi64 wrote:

At 11/1/14 03:13 AM, Piper wrote: Ironically I could probably get down with SuperGhandi64 too lol

score!

--supergandhi64

Oh mah gawd ur back!!!

Put your dick in my mouth this instant!

Halloween came late this year.