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At 11/2/14 09:06 PM, SCTE3 wrote: The fault is less on the cat and more on the owners for trying to milk her for every dime they can.

Then I'll punt it at the owners.

And then I'll cut the owners for being dicks.

FOR BEING DICKS

At 11/2/14 09:03 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Thoughts on this crap?

I am going to find that cat and punt it like a football.

At 11/2/14 09:01 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: Here we go if you are prayer send one up for nikky

I stopped praying when I learned God wasn't listening.

#2deep

At 11/2/14 08:58 PM, FurryGod wrote: Wii

It's cool because you need 10 different controllers just to game on it.

"controllers"

At 11/2/14 08:26 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: These to flys are near a bug zapper and one say no don't go into the light and the other says but it's so pretty and runs into it it's bugs life or antz or something like that

Those movies are practically the same thing so I don't blame you for not remembering.

At 11/2/14 08:14 PM, Sekhem wrote: are you really that heavy?

Ya. I was down to like 220 but I got back into eating my troubles away.

Trying to have a coronary by 25 maybe.

At 11/2/14 08:00 PM, MMHM wrote: Well then, it's going to be a long winter.

Just to reiterate. Anti-depressants good, fapping pointless.

*thumbs up*

At 11/2/14 08:02 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: Have you seen that movie with the bugs and the bug zapper ?

No. I have no idea what you're talking about.

At 11/2/14 07:47 PM, SineRider wrote: only 00s kids remember this

Only Nonies kids will remember.

At 11/2/14 07:57 PM, MMHM wrote: Do anti depressants count as cheating?

I'll speak for OP and say no.

@MMHM I meant no, it's not cheating...

At 11/2/14 07:55 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: But it's so pppprrrreeetttyyy O.O

This made me angry but I'm not even sure why.

At 11/2/14 07:52 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: 1 hour and 30 mins of bullshizz 30 mins of wire walking

>>>The Media<<<

At 11/2/14 07:47 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: Even if it is they sent me nude pics of a girl so who cares

Put them in a folder and put them away until December 1st.

Problem solvededed

At 11/2/14 07:44 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: She live in England but she is pming me on here think she might be a saboteur

More likely that it's just a dude.

Ignore it maybe.

At 11/2/14 07:26 PM, LittleWashu wrote: But as for my first job it was at Target. it had it's moments and was fun as hell as well. Especially with all the overtime I made and getting paid 20 dollars an hour before I left.

Man what the fuck.
Fuck New York.

Twenty bucks an hour.
I'd have to sell my soul and half my penis to make that much money here.

Tonight keeps making me feel worse and worse.

At 11/2/14 07:27 PM, Bit wrote:

Transcript from his latest skyscraper walk.

Seems pretty accurate.

At 11/2/14 07:26 PM, NGPulp wrote: Not necessarily...
... we could just drag this joke and stretch it out to see how far we can take it before we're booed off the stage, Hardy.

I do that all the time though and it's starting to get old.

Even I learn eventually.

At 11/2/14 07:22 PM, LittleWashu wrote: No one here. I don't know where any of you have been.

I'm fresh bb I'll b ur first

Ahahaha I'm not watching...

EDIT: I'm truly afraid for this man's life.

Hope he does it.

Let me know.

At 11/2/14 07:13 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: I've got a girl making me horny so my dick is always hard but I'm surviving with cold showers

Just have her suck you off.

It's fair game.

At 11/2/14 06:56 PM, MrApophis wrote: yeah it helps lot

I probably don't even have depression, I just deal with alot of stupid people and situations that make me sad and or irritated, for a short amount of time, continuously.

At 11/2/14 06:51 PM, MrApophis wrote: I highly suggest you get some St.Johns wart pills. It's very for depression.

It's very for depression.

Sorry man but your site runs slower than my 240 pound rolly-polly ass.

At 11/2/14 06:35 PM, NGPulp wrote:

At 11/2/14 09:55 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: I'm cooking human flesh.

What flavor is it?

I don't know the joke's ruined now.

At 11/2/14 06:33 PM, Cronizone wrote: I mean, moneys money.

From that i'll look a little more like this-

Ok, just saying, pay a bum to buy you plenty of booze if you want to make it out alive.

My first job was at McDonald's.

I managed to lose weight there and now I'm gaining it back.

Regardless, have fun man. People are pleasant as fuck.

At 11/2/14 05:58 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I'm out. good luck to the rest of you.

Ha. You have no willpower.

At 11/2/14 05:46 PM, Sevkat wrote: I used to be a prepper/painter at a restoration shop.

Hey speaking of polishing shits you want to help me electric retrofit my Cobalt someday?

At 11/2/14 05:49 PM, Deshiel wrote: More hate less love.

You got it, friend.

At 11/2/14 05:47 PM, Sevkat wrote: suuuuuure ok

If you can't beat them,

confuse their senses.

At 11/2/14 05:43 PM, Sevkat wrote: You know ur stupid when you're @WahyaRanger

I would agree but then NG's self-help rejects would burn this thread so

"No I'm not" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)