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At 11/3/14 04:52 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Because he's a fucking drunk.
I don't think I've recalled his dad hitting my friend, though.

That's pathetic.

Punch him in the throat if he does it again, ought to sober him up real quick.
This is legitimately making me angry.

Not that I have friends, but if that ever happened to me, you could bet that I'd be retaliating, regardless if I lose my friend or not.

At 11/3/14 04:48 PM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: Nope.

But I believe in you and that's all that matters.

At 11/3/14 04:41 PM, TheGamechanger wrote:

Any loss of an NG member is bad.

We'll miss you bud.

I'm sorry... Old Yeller.

At 11/3/14 04:45 PM, Monster-64 wrote: My friends dad is allowed to verbally abuse me and hitme, but I can't lay a paw on him.

Yo, what the fuck? You're a grown man, why is your friend's dad hitting you?

At 11/3/14 03:06 PM, Splats wrote: My headphones are pink as hell and sometimes people ask me if people don't mock me for them then i smack their gob i tell them it's 2014 for fuck's sake and that they better check their privilege

am i doing it right guise

Yeah, you check that privilege you dirty bigot.

You check it real nice-like.

At 11/3/14 04:37 PM, GamesArmor wrote: wut

B-but you just said

that is literally how my great-grandpa that I'm named after died before I was born.

without anyone in the thread mentioning crashing into something/burning.

Refer to my first post in this thread.

About being t-boned by a rig and burning to a crisp.

HHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

At 11/3/14 04:32 PM, GamesArmor wrote: He had an aneurism on the jon? At least he went Elvis style.

No he fell asleep, drove into a Pepsi truck, and burned so bad my family couldn't recognize him.

At 11/3/14 04:24 PM, GamesArmor wrote: It's funny because the phrase "shit your pants" comes from the idea that one becomes so scared that they shit themselves. Thus, it actually makes sense to shit your pants before you die.

That, and your muscles all loosen when you die, including you're bowels, and alot of people shit themselves when they die.

Anyways I feel bad because after typing that out, I remembered that is literally how my great-grandpa that I'm named after died before I was born. I also use to have nightmares like that when I was little.

It's like his tragedy is part of me and I hate it.

At 11/3/14 04:24 PM, xfrodobagginsx wrote: Does anyone here go to Church? Believe in God?

What the fuck.

Shoo.

I used to go to church but now I work every Sunday.

I'm not super religious, but believe in God. I like the new Pope but most American Catholics seem to think he's the Antichrist.

Ok I think that's it.

At 11/3/14 04:20 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: I kind of liked the deers also. Who knows? Maybe one day Tom Fulp would let us freely select the backgrounds for our user pages.

I believe I heard you used to be able too, long before I ever showed up.

At 11/3/14 04:09 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: I'm not a vegetarian or animal rights' activist or anything, but it seems wholly bizarre to be told how great people

I'm so humble I know I'm not great.

At 11/3/14 04:13 PM, klompors wrote: Then one whiteknight came up and was like "YOU BULLY, CALLING SOMEONE NAMES CAN HURT THEIR FEELINGS"

I saw that. Had a soft chuckle.

At 11/3/14 04:01 PM, freaksy101 wrote: The only real way to get to heaven is to accept Shrek into your life.

No, I watched that movie again on Cartoon Network the other night and it made me legitimately sad.

"Huh, that big rig looks like it's about to run a red light, t-bone my tin can, roll it over 5 times, set it on fire, and burn me to a crisp whilst I lay unconscious inside.

I better take a shit."

February because it's the month of love.

Haha.

Just kidding.

Probably January because it's cold and I snowboard and that's prime snow.

At 11/3/14 04:01 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Watching a manager say ALWAYS wear gloves or toss out food that touches the floor then watching them ignore both rules is also funny.

Ahahaha.

Your manager told you to throw it out.

That's rich.

"If you want to get to heaven,

you have to raise alittle Hell."

At 11/3/14 03:52 PM, TomFulp wrote: Now that the forums are back to orange/brown, do you miss the grey?

I think you should change it to a pure white background, so that my burning corneas will convince me to actually sleep at night.

At 11/3/14 03:52 PM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: eugh anime yuck

Exactly.

Anime.

Trying to kill me, Yurgen?

Let's talk about it.

I'm not going to share any stories, or even why I'm making this.

Just tell me your bad experiences with it, I want to hear.

Click on a seeming harmless thread, receive a visual assault to the senses.

NG BBS

At 11/3/14 03:32 PM, SCTE3 wrote: It's also a town in New York but that is a topic for another time.

mmm gurl u so silly I was being a smartass.

I have nothing better to do.

You know this.

Cha-cha-cha-changessss,

turn and face the strange

cha-cha-changes.

I have 103.3 The Edge.

I have more Edge.

Ha.

Also I love spicy stuff but don't know if I ever had Ghost Pepper.

Once something gets too hot it's not flavor, it's just pain.

At 11/3/14 03:28 PM, Luette wrote: But I loved the one with the deers...

That was for Halloween.

It was supposed to be "scary"

At 11/3/14 03:23 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Buffalo, New York? I've not been there in years!

Happy birthday @Chdonga!

No, Buffalo, North Dakota

Get your shit together.

Years you say...

I didn't know until like 10 seconds ago and I feel bad.

Happy birthday to my black brother from Buffalo.

@Chdonga

I'm wearing this for you tonight;

At 11/3/14 03:14 PM, Boredy-Mcbored wrote: I like cats! 6/10

I know mine sucks

7.5/10 for Snowy theme.

At 11/3/14 03:15 PM, yetanotherjohn wrote: Looks like they've switched back to the normal color scheme, and does it ever pop out after having the gray site!

Tom Fulp clearly read this topic, shoke his head, and changed it again.

"Why the fuck did I ever make this site?"

At 11/3/14 01:18 PM, Denton wrote: What are you talking about?

Oh... Some reason I thought you had that in the OP.

I've heard not masturbating gives you a more steady hand.

I'd like to confirm as bullshit