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At 11/4/14 02:38 AM, Goobleboo wrote: Two cannibals are eating a clown, one looks over to the other and says:

"Does this taste weird to you?"

FUNNY*

Does it taste FUNNY!

Are you a crack addict?

At 11/4/14 08:13 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Is 19.95 your daily salary?

That's enough for a cheap case of beer.

It's all you need in life.

At 11/4/14 07:53 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: I hate names that are way too common,

like Joe?

At 11/4/14 02:12 AM, Cordyceps wrote: I give him a 3/5 hasn't banned me as much as malachy so he's clearly slacking

he

You insensitive fuck.

At 11/4/14 06:22 AM, K1LL80Y wrote: Liam.

That's fucking it.

Shots fired.

I guess for me it's Taylor, because Swift and one really bad date.

For dudes, it's probably Ryan. I know alot of douchebags names Ryan.

At 11/4/14 03:46 AM, Drinze wrote:

At 11/3/14 03:21 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: I didn't know until like 10 seconds ago and I feel bad.

Some friend you are

Man, I never even met the guy yet, we just live in the same city.

But I consider him a friend. Tongue-punch my fart box.

At 11/3/14 09:31 PM, argile wrote: It could be that you were given a higher standard that's already been seen before attack of titans.

I meant like... shows and stuff in general but ok.

At 11/3/14 09:24 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: not to be the edgy hipster douchebag but attack on titan is overrated

My friend showed me the first 3 episodes or so, and I didn't watch it after that.

I have trouble getting into much of anything these days.

I don't know why.

At 11/3/14 09:18 PM, argile wrote: This looks like it can work.

I haven't watch much Attack on Titan, but I just do not see how that storyline can possibly fit into this well.

Crossover

http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=56813

I've seen all the shit I can handle now.

Bye guys.

At 11/3/14 08:59 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Holy fuck! It's you.

TBH I find this biased as fuck.

At 11/3/14 08:50 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: Hah nah I don't have one got a bro who hates me but the closest I have to sisters is my 2 cousins we are real close grew up together and they aren't ugly at all wish they were tho cuz guys are all over them.

Just beat off any guy that tries to get near them.

Just

beat
them
off.

So my coworkers and I were debating the other day if there are girls that genuinely enjoy anal.

My lady coworker says she didn't like it from her boyfriend, and through this surmised all girls must hate it and just pretend.

I think some girls have to like it.

And I want to find one that does.

At 11/3/14 08:44 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: Yeah she takes what she can get :(

smh I doubt that's actually her.

Be nice to your sister.

EDIT: It's Photoshopped.

Right

At 11/3/14 08:39 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Isn't the Trans-Siberian Orchestra known for Christmas and the holidays? Take a ride on the Polar Express instead!

But I don't hear the bell anymore, GC.

I don't hear the bell.

At 11/3/14 08:38 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: My sister is single :/

Huh. I appreciate that notion but I'm kind of talking to a girl I really like, hopefully it'll work out.

Not to mention I don't know where you're from, and your sister might not appreciate you hooking her up with somebody you met on a website pull of violence-fueled porn addicts.

At 11/3/14 08:33 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: Nah it actually did feel pretty good till I had to a piss the next day then I just wanted to kill her lol she left that part out. high five

I want to find a freaky girl.

But not too freaky.

Just the right kind of freaky.

My kind of freaky.

At 11/2/14 02:33 PM, CiviLies wrote: What!? They're not even coming to NASHVILLE? Just KNOXVILLE? That's like four hours away from me!

Then drive man. Buy the tickets and take your family out for a day.

Or fly to Buffalo and come see them with me-no wait don't do that.

At 11/3/14 08:16 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: I meant the drink not the drug to be clear but she was hot and I don't mind a few kinks in a girl so I thought a about I and https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YqIAVodYbJU

I'm aware but that just sounds terrible to me. Penial insertion.

Dick enema.

Nice response though. High five.

At 11/3/14 08:06 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: Only time I ever came blood was when a girl told me it would feel good if she pored coke in my dick it burned slightly but It hurt to piss for a month

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXzEcwYs8Eo

Ugggh, will it be on CN's website?

I forgot, it's my mom's birthday.

At 11/3/14 07:48 PM, TecNoir wrote: Alright, I know it's a bit late but I'd like to add my name to the list. Already went one day, and it starts now.

Cheeeeeater.

At 11/3/14 06:59 PM, FurryGod wrote: It what happens when you are not real.

"But how can we see if our eyes aren't real?"

-Jaden Smith

At 11/3/14 06:51 PM, VJF wrote: Re-fixed.

Also Nickelback.

Wait no I guess they can live... my mom likes them.

At 11/3/14 06:41 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Todays update comes with a fun fact. The penis needs to regularly achive an erection or it will shrink a bit. Normaly this is done while you sleep if need be. However, your johnny can still shrivle up to 2cm if you choose to not use it.

Who's using it but you anyways?

Not that I'm sexually active but I'm just stating the facts.

3 days guys, look at it this way,

there's only 10 of those more to go.

At 11/3/14 06:31 PM, WallofYawn wrote: 2. why couldn't it have been the entire Creed band instead?

Fixed

At 11/3/14 05:04 PM, SubparTony wrote: Wake up in the morning and I ask myself

"Is life worth living? Should I blast myself?"

Who said the changes I experience are good ones?

Because, 99% of the time, they're shitty ones. And then I have to try to fix them and I take a step back and I'm like "Huh, this isn't too bad", when in reality it looks like a pile of sun-dried feces stuck together with duct tape.

Seriously.

At 11/3/14 04:57 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I've been not going over there anymore. Plus his son is a douche who cusses and is a poor sport when it comes to video games. In other words, he had temper issues whenever he dies in CoD Ghosts or whatever.
SO no real loss in not visiting, anyways.

Yeah well the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, he's probably going to end up being a drunkard that hits strange children too.

You all irritate the shit out of me occasionally but I don't want anybody on this forum getting hurt.

We're like a dysfunctional family yo.

<3

At 11/3/14 04:54 PM, Monster-64 wrote: I would, but he's been in special forces for 20 years. I'd get killed in 1 second.

Yeah well I would say call the cops but I know you don't want to do that.

Just don't go over there anymore.