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At 11/4/14 10:21 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: Whatever Liam.

Joe*

http://www.rockstargames.com/newswire/article/52341/gtav-ign-delivers-new-details-first-person-experience

It actually looks fairly exciting and intuitive to me, it's cool they were able to reimagine an existing game this well. However, I won't be buying a next-gen system just to play it again. My loss.

If you have a next-gen machine, will you be buying it again?

At 11/4/14 09:59 PM, Exilious wrote: so damn friendly

Stop, I'm vomiting everywhere.

They do it for stuff like RC toys and stuff now too.

Although it's a "cool" trend, I'm unsure it'll stick on forever, just because it seems impractical to me.

You lose a TV remote, you lose a TV remote.

You lose an iPhone, you've lost an iPhone, a TV remote, the garage opener, the remote for your quadcopter, your porn collection, your bank information, your social security number, and your left testicle.

At 11/4/14 02:00 PM, Denton wrote: Ha! I told you you would lose.

Stop rubbing my nose in shit, you bully.

At 11/4/14 09:50 PM, Shauna wrote: WHYYYYYYY

Because you're a stereotype, Shauna.

It's bad for society.

At 11/4/14 09:45 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: anyhow, he asked me to be "fair and flexible" when he himself is pretty much puppetering all the low-functioning autistics on campus, and treating them the same way he treats the "normal" students there, who were only there to begin with because they were petty criminals and other troublemakers.

What a corrupt education system. Why would you send troubled students to school with special needs students? That just sounds like the an open gate for intense bullying, amongst other things...

unless we wet our pants?
(things as insignificant as wetting your pants in some cases)
labled a troublemaker that day.

Yo, what the fuck... this should be brought to somebody's attention...

At 11/4/14 09:44 PM, Monster-64 wrote: There are no cute girls in minnesota.

All girls are cute if you lower your standards and consume plenty of alcohol.

At 11/4/14 09:37 PM, Shauna wrote: I've made cucumber sandwiches for all!

Wow, get out of the kitchen and stop oppressing me.

At 11/4/14 09:39 PM, larrynachos wrote: Minnesota NG meetup 2015 pls

Will there be plenty of cute girls that we can sneak into the cornfields with?

Nah he was Muslim.

It's cool that you still care about her, but sensibly, a girl that was silly enough to not avoid early pregnancy probably isn't... relationship material.

Just be her friend if you've been talking to her. If you haven't really talked to her...

Don't really start now.

Nah, tons of cool shit comes from Minnesota.

like

.......

At 11/4/14 03:33 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: Can I get like, a free copy since I know you and stuff?

You don't know me, nobody knows the real me.

#2deep.

At 11/4/14 11:51 AM, Viper wrote: I never use my handbrake ever. Don't even think my car has one to be honest.
I could try smashing my feet through the floor and I'd have foot brakes

shitty joke I know

Almost ever car has one, although yours may be under the dash... More of a e-brake than a handbrake but you know...

At 11/4/14 10:53 AM, Jin wrote: I'm 5 ft 10 and 128 pounds. I stuff myself every meal, all day. What's your strategy for being a lardass?

I have a theory that when your hopes and dream die, they accumulate in your stomach, and then lipid molecules stick to them.

You know what General, I just had 2 leftover slices of pizza and chicken wings for breakfast, and I'm fucking done.

I'm done being fat. Everytime I go back to school I gain back any of the weight I lost over break because of stress and shitty diet.

What's worse is that the Holiday Season is coming, where you do nothing but eat.

So who wants to lose weight with me?
Post your starting weight, and daily exercises. I know some of us lead busy lives but we're going to try, NG.

We're gonna fucking try

There will be no insulting tolerated in this thread, please. We're going to all get healthier together.

My starting weight, as of today, is about 240 pounds. :*(

I'll keep you updated. Join me.

Also it's amazing how many people hate "Hope"

None of us... likes Hope.

At 11/4/14 04:32 AM, liljim wrote: Well, here's the other contender.

I like this one best tbh.

At 11/3/14 06:37 PM, JOHNNY29 wrote: http://www.yourbrainonporn.com/

Why is this site making porn seem like crack-cocaine.

Holy shit.

Anyways, I admit I lost today. However, to look at the brights of it, I think it was 8 days since the last time. I'm not nearly doing it as much as I used to. We'll look at the small victories.

Also my natsack was literally starting to ache. I'm not joking.

EDIT2: I did it, too, for selfish reasons. Indeed going for that long makes you more "sexually aggressive", and I was starting to get the urge to try going out with other girls when I'm already talking to a real sweetie that I like. But it's hard for us to spend time together because she lives a good hour and a half away, and I get lonely. So there's that reason. I hope you can forgive me.

I didn't want to fuck that up.

"Why is Newgrounds Dying?"

My new book out later this month.

At 11/4/14 09:36 AM, ohwhatawalrus wrote: ALSO LOVE HOW EVERYONE WHO IS STATING THAT WOMEN HAVE IT MADE ARE MEN. HAHA.
BECAUSE, YOU KNOW, YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE FEMALE. HA. YEAH.

I didn't.

Everyone has it hard.

It's life. Life fucking sucks.

I don't believe in voting, you power-hungry money-starved rights-oppressing Nazi.

At 11/4/14 08:37 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I'll give you 50% of my medicare.

Thanks, Obama.

At 11/4/14 08:34 AM, Monster-64 wrote: I've never heard that metaphor before.

I taught you something today. I did better than the professors at my college.

Where's my salary and benefits?

At 11/4/14 08:31 AM, Phobotech wrote: In aviation class, flights are scheduled globally to a Universal Standard Time, called Zulu time. Fuck this daylights savings / timezone bullshit, and lets all just get on board with Zulu time. Then we can just learn, regionally, at when that City's Sunrise / Afternoon / Sunset / Midnight is for the global standard. Shit would do wonders for broadcast and internet synchronization.

But it still uses AM/PM, and would mean most people in America would be getting up at like.... oh... 2PM?

Granted some people already do that but it sounds confusing af.

Just standardize Military Time globally, that's what I say.

Also, *obligatory*

ADVENTURE TIME

Only when I'm tail-sliding like a reject in the winter.

Snow? Where are you snow?

If you're connected to the internet, it automatically reset.

The time is 8:24 AM EST

ok.

At 11/4/14 08:16 AM, DeftonesFan665 wrote: I don't hear that one enough to hate it, so no.

Yay.