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Currently own a 2005 Chevy Cobalt, base model.

Slower than a shit but efficient so I'll deal. Me and my brother painted it last summer for shits and giggles.

Although I like it, I feel like a might start saving money and trade her in in a summer or two for either a used Jeep Wrangler, a VW Jetta, or maybe even a Subaru Impreza hatchback. I'm probably leaning more towards a Wrangler now more than anything. While a Jeep isn't as efficient, I could use the extra space for college / camping travels, and you can mod a Wrangler a tad for extra performance, but I wouldn't go full douche with the wenches and huge suspension that's completely unnecessary. Not to mention, if foreigns like the VW or Subie take a shit, it's an arm and a leg to fix.

My dream car is a Tesla Roadster. Give it 10 years and the bitches will be faster and meaner than most sports cars.

My turd;

At 11/25/14 09:51 PM, Painbringer wrote: Naked pics of ourselves.

We want to get them a gift, not make them vomit.

Oh boy, white person guilt-trip thread.

Question, why are you using my avatar from two updates ago?

I'm thankful that the all-seeing power keeps preventing me from getting a steady girlfriend so that I can continue to live my early adult life with a decent range of freedom.

You da man, all-seeing power.

I would go urban exploring in the shitty part of town if I wasn't afraid of being stabbed.

I'll stick to the woods thank you.

I, personally, will pull the Santa stunt on my children, because when you tell them otherwise, it's a good less for the rest of their lives;

Life is full of lies
Life is full of disappointment
Your joy is not real.

At 11/25/14 06:14 AM, Slint wrote: Nonstop fap.

Seconded. Masturbate profusely.

How about we buy Tom some nice headphones and Wade a shiny new knife.

Set and done.

You're welcome.

...

Nothing.

What seems to be the issue? This place seems like the very physical embodiment of the modern capitalist Christmas.

I have a chode.

At 11/24/14 10:37 AM, Cordyceps wrote: my last girlfriend was really an asshole

Oh. Well no joke to be made there.

At 11/24/14 10:30 AM, Cordyceps wrote: Not really, if someone has some big gaping personality flaw then that quickly becomes a source of entertainment for me.

"Personality" you say? Even when it comes to your girlfriends?

Big.
Gaping.
"Personality"

Either the world of Avatar because of course shooting flames from your extremities is badass,

and I know you said no videogames but my secondary choice is a GTA world where there's plenty of mindless violence with little to no consequence. Fly a plane into a building. Die. Wake up at a hospital. That'll be $5000 dollars.

At 11/24/14 08:21 AM, Silverlee wrote: I'm currently in several relationships myself.

Is the sex really worth risking your sanity, you poor, poor man?

Yes, I'm very picky. My friends or partners must "never fucking talk to me ever", "not want to hang out", and "pretend that I don't exist".

At 11/23/14 11:58 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: You sure are something, I think we've all established that. ;)

Bren fight me irl or don't because none of us go out in public.

So you'll just have to settle giving one-sided responses to my comments.

At 11/23/14 11:56 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Yeah totes. I've just pretended to carry around books and ipods to avoid people.

I know and I'm on to you.

I am the Goddamned Batman.

At 11/23/14 11:48 PM, Sensationalism wrote: We enjoy people and enjoy talking, but we would rather have meaningful, intelligent, or deep conversations.

I bet you're not even a real introvert, just grasping for that shy-girl attention from all your irl guy friends.

"I'm so nerd I use internet forum"

Poser.

At 11/23/14 11:37 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: The best kind of right?

Well what's a proper Catholic without the sex addiction and mental instability?

I don't go to theaters.

There are people there.

Filthy, disgusting people, that think the world is their trash can.

At 11/23/14 11:35 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I'm a proper catholic person......

She's technically right, you know.

At 11/23/14 11:21 PM, Zhon wrote: Almost unrelated, but... I have a client named Dragan. How badass of a name is that?

20 bucks says he's atleast once tried a "Dragan my balls..." pickup line on a chick.

At 11/23/14 11:19 PM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: eyyoo stud cunt

lookin good

Yeah the beanies because I have cancer and the chemo's making me lose my hair.

No just kidding that would be the day.

thanks

At 11/23/14 11:17 PM, Zhon wrote: It was all just an elaborate cover story. "I didn't cheat on you, I swear! I... I got pregnant from MAGIC."

Yerp.

@aListers - For some reason I HATE the nickname DJ. Especially when people say "deej" - just pisses me off for some reason.

Lol. My coworkers name is DJ.

Tonight is making me want to jump off a bridge.

At 11/23/14 11:15 PM, Jin wrote: I mean subli- fuck.

Only her fuckbuddies can call her Subli-fuck.

Watch your step matey.

At 11/23/14 11:12 PM, CresIsis wrote:

At 11/23/14 11:10 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: "Hey kid you want some drugs?"

You look sexy when you're a bat

Lol that's hilarious, I uploaded that on my iPod and it was right-side up.

Oh well, adds to the effect of the text I guess.

EDIT: I fixed it.

"Hey kid you want some drugs?"

Oh, you're named Joseph too?

We're named after a man that was cheated on and fucked over in life.

Ask me again how I feel about that.