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At 11/27/14 06:05 AM, ManDeep wrote: So how much have you been drinking?

All of it.

At 11/26/14 03:17 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 11/26/14 01:29 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: *walks in*

*looks around*

+1

*walks out*

Bren why do you hate me Bren.

It looks like we're going...

*sunglasses*

Black Friday Shopping.

The deals are supposed to be...

*second pair*

Killer. Some might even say-

*third pair*

to die for.

At 11/26/14 02:26 PM, FurryGod wrote: I was in the thread first though, I don't think you understand what that phrase means.

"I was here first"? That has anything to do with you being a penis face like usual?

Maturity oozes out of every orifice from your body.

At 11/26/14 01:57 PM, Radaketor wrote: Because Americans are pussies.
inb4 i either get banned or some 'muricans insult me

*Insert 'Murican pussy insult and ban issue*

At 11/26/14 01:54 PM, Radaketor wrote: Your first mistake was to trust someone else on Facebook that wasn't me.

I didn't trust him, never was friends with him or anything, just messaged me out of the blue;

First one; "Hey Joe"

Ignored it for a few days...

"Hey I have to ask you a question."

Fuck you cuntwad. Block-skis. lol.

At 11/26/14 01:35 PM, K1LL80Y wrote: What the fuck, nope.

Nah... like irl too.

Like some fuck that was twice as fat as me, talked shit all through high school, and then came out of the closet and was messaging me on Facebook. "Hey I have to ask you something"

What the fuck nope blocked have nice day.

And I'm talking about him not you...

At 11/26/14 02:41 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: I think I've mentioned elsewhere, but I don't wear underwear.

So you ever get your dick caught in the zipper?

*walks in*

*looks around*

*walks out*

At 11/26/14 12:35 PM, Pointy-Circle wrote: I remember once somebody posted pictures of a pornstar's facebook and it was really sad. She was really desperately lonely, and it was a shame because she was so pretty.

Yeah, but she was also probably really picky-chosey about who she dating.

I'd imagine if you have sex for a living, your expectations about somebody's body go up... alot.

At 11/26/14 12:23 PM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: He don't need you he has me now. He is my but buddy now.

Yo, it's not even a joke, I really am popular with gay dudes.

If only women noticed me that way.

At 11/26/14 12:21 PM, Monster-64 wrote: Spoiled 1st world people.

I know.

If I'm camping or something of course I don't care. I'm just very subconscious about how I smell and how my hair looks, if it's greasy or not. I'm fabulous.

At 11/26/14 11:57 AM, TailsPrower wrote: I PROPOSED TO YOU AND YOU DON'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME!!!

Whoops. I've lost a few dates that way.

...buttsecks?

Nope.

At 11/26/14 11:36 AM, Radaketor wrote: It must be so weird to live in a country where you can drive from one place to another and still be in the same town/state.

town-states?

Like Sparta?

Yeah nah but it's weird. Our states are the size of some European countries.

At 11/26/14 11:42 AM, Monster-64 wrote: You chose @Radaketor over @RyderOmega? This will not be shortly forgotten.

What do you mean? I don't remember Omega ever saying that?

In fact I don't know if I've hardly ever even said "boo" to the guy.

I know @TailsProwler mentioned he'd like to marry me on a few occasions though.

At 11/26/14 05:53 AM, TurkeyOnAStick wrote: I really hate it when thread titles give no clues about what the thread is supposed to be about.

Got you to click, didn't it?

It's one part training and one part dog imo. If you have a energetic dog, you're gonna have issues.

At 11/26/14 11:34 AM, Monster-64 wrote: As you can see by what I have demonstrated, I'm an expert on the topic of dating.

Hey me too. @Radaketor thinks I'm lying though and I'm drowning in ass.

Maybe he's right.

At 11/26/14 04:11 AM, solamander wrote: How many of you guys live in New York? I saw a guy on here who lives in Buffalo which is literally an hours drive away from where I live at.

What a sorry asshole, Buffalo is shit.

Oh wait that's me.

Oh well.

At 11/26/14 11:30 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Fancy wordplay for a sentence that basically says "I'd fuck a pornstar in a heartbeat."

But that's not dating, it's a hookup.

Fuck her right in the pussy.

I never played WoW. Closest thing to an MMO I ever played was Spiral Knights. I say "closest" because it's like a pseudo-MMO.

At 11/26/14 11:19 AM, Lorkas wrote: would u date a carpenter?

I don't think I like girls with wood.

At 11/26/14 11:13 AM, Monster-64 wrote: date one
one night skirmish.

Monster what.

At 11/25/14 11:25 PM, FurryGod wrote: Yes I know.

I'm quite surprised you've read them.

Well... like you would say, you should probably get off my dick.

I don't even talk to you and ya just show up.

At 11/25/14 11:07 PM, Zhon wrote: I love Thanksgiving as a day to enjoy a meal with my family. Calling it a celebration of our history is the part that is ridiculous.

You're right.

Also, as a white American male, I have every right to hypocritically judge my forefathers for their foul actions.

I'm only like 5th generation emigrant. My conscious is clean. I wish Native Americans weren't treated like shit though, I practically have a fetish for their women and I think their culture is cool, wish I know more about it, especially Iroquois.

In true American fashion, I'm going to continue to bitch about it for years to come, enjoy a grotesquely overfed turkey with my family every year, and never actually do anything about it.

'Ata boy. 'Murica.

At 11/25/14 02:02 PM, Bit wrote: Nope. We didn't need another Jurassic park. We didn't even need the second or third movies, let alone a fourth.

Although the Lost World didn't follow it closely, Micheal Crichton wrote two books. The second was fairly justified, yet done poorly.

You should read them, they're very good and more in-depth than the movies... as it usually goes.

EDIT: You... guys do know Jurassic Park and The Lost World were books...

Right? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

At 11/25/14 07:34 PM, Zachary wrote: The best Canadian football team would lose to the worst American Football team

Go Bills.

Looking through this thread, I am actually legitimately p. jealous at some of your guys' cars.

Well, those of you telling the truth anyways.

Avery is raping me with his threads again.

At 11/25/14 10:13 PM, Maltos wrote: oh no i still shower everyday but i mean if the underwear is still clean then why not?

I can't put on the same clothes right after I shower though, underwear anyways. I mean the the end of the day I'll fold jeans or hang shirts that are clean but underwear, undershirts, or socks?

Nah.

At 11/25/14 10:09 PM, FinaLee wrote: Everyday, ya freak.

Yeah this.

No offense, I don't know how people can go more than a day without a shower.

I start to feel like filth. But hey you're saving water. A friend to the fishes.