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Tell me why the shit this is like the third time this week I've heard my parents banging. It's fucking gross. I'm never home and they're going to wait until I'm lying in bed trying to sleep for this shit.

It's gross. Have you ever had to suffer a similar madness?

This is half the reason I'm depressed these days. Fuck.

At 12/3/14 11:00 PM, Bit wrote: I drew you next.

The fuck is wrong with you?

At 12/3/14 10:54 PM, sparktoons wrote: Just draw whoever. Go ahead and draw my OC, since I was the last person to post something related.

You know what, I hate to be like this but instead of making a new thread, let's use the existing one.

Sure, I'll draw your OC's and post it over there in a few days alright? I'll mention you so you see it.

I actually think this comparison is actually pretty interesting. I mean... comparing it to a huge human-made catastrophe, you know?

I would check the math and sources on this if I weren't so lazy though.

So who are we supposed to be drawing? I've drawn Radaketor before, if somebody wants to be drawn by me, let me know.

I need practice and I've been lazy.

At 12/3/14 10:34 PM, Silverlee wrote: No, polyamory is something consensual that goes on between partners. All of my partners know I'm polyamorous, and accept it.

Isn't this like half the definition of being a pimp?

I'm a loser at being a loser.

I ain't good at shit.

At 12/3/14 06:43 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: I'm also very un flexible, can't even touch my toes.

Shitty. Back issues?

At 12/3/14 01:53 PM, TailsPrower wrote:

At 12/3/14 10:20 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: Ew why would he do this when Pepsi tastes so much better?

Shut your whore mouth, I WANT A DIVORCE!

Fine, I'll go crawling back to Radaketor, he cares about my feelings.

Not to mention he's open and let's me go see Chondga too.

You're dead to me.

At 12/3/14 01:24 PM, CresIsis wrote:

At 12/3/14 01:21 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Type 2 Diabetes kind of runs in my family because nobody runs in my family.

+1

Whatchu mean?

Type 2 Diabetes kind of runs in my family because nobody runs in my family.

One of the reasons I'm trying to lose weight.

Hope your brother gets well soon.

So what I gather from this thread; gas prices are low but so is production, the Middle East is stopping US hydrofracking, and oil companies might be going under?

I feel bad for the folks at risk of going unemployed, but this also sounds like a catalyst for alternative energy reasearch and development, which is actually kind of cool.

At 12/1/14 12:49 AM, Urban-Champion wrote: The wickerman

#notthebees

How'd it get burned?

Any Nic Cage movie has a great ending.

I'm also extra grumpy because I need to take a diabolical shit but I refuse to use my school's restroom.

I'd much rather use an open-pit latrene on a cold January night whereas my asschecks freeze solid to the seat.

At 12/3/14 10:31 AM, Teddiikun wrote: Hello there fellow Newgrounds user

How are you?

Terrible

How is your day?

Horrible

What have you been up to lately?

Work and school

What hobbies or activities have you been occupying yourself with?

Snowboarding and making crafts n' shit

What's good lately?

Nothing

What's shitty?

Everything

Tell me all about it!

Nah

Me? I'm stoned as usual

Clearly

At 12/3/14 10:25 AM, MMHM wrote:

At 12/3/14 10:20 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: Ew why would he do this when Pepsi tastes so much better?

Thems fightin' words!

You feeling froggy?

Ew why would he do this when Pepsi tastes so much better?

At 12/3/14 09:29 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 12/3/14 09:02 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: Seriously folks just buy a case.

or just don't be a clumsy dumbass

i've owned cell phones for the past decade and i haven't cracked or broken a single one

and i've never owned a case

I ain't clumsy.

Just got anger issues.

Alternatively; buy an OtterBox or a Griffin case.

I have a Griffin on my iPod and I can throw the damn thing at a wall without issue.

Seriously folks just buy a case.

At 12/3/14 04:13 AM, MMHM wrote:

At 11/25/14 10:11 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: How about we buy Tom some nice headphones and Wade a shiny new knife.

So Wade is getting headphones and a knife then?

Wade's getting a new wife and kids too.

At 12/2/14 10:28 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 12/2/14 10:18 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 12/2/14 12:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: are humans built ford tough

>Imblying Ford is tough.

imblying

Whoops, imblyign*

At 12/2/14 12:05 AM, Sekhem wrote: are humans built ford tough

>Imblying Ford is tough.

At 12/2/14 10:12 PM, NekoMika wrote: X-mas time just tends to make me sadder than anything.

Hey me too.

I like Merry Christmas, Drake and Josh. It was the last project they did for the show and it's always been both funny and meaningful to me.

Come crying to me when you get 7 feet of snow and then it all melts in a week like nothing ever happened.

Environmental Biology.

I should graduate in 15 years or so.

At 12/1/14 09:20 PM, Natick wrote: no red shades pls

That would be kind of a "stealing the thunder" deal eh?

At 12/1/14 01:42 PM, Weeaboo wrote: Lost 10 punds by not eating because I have family issues so I have nowhere to eat.

You go champ.

Yo thanks for making me depressed. I lost my appetite.

Went snowboarding again today for exercise.

In slightly related news my fat guy ollie is getting better.

I keep telling myself I should stop kering it but it keeps happening.

Oh well.

I'll keep putting neurotoxins in my mouth and wishing I was dead by 25, thank you very much

At 12/1/14 07:28 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 12/1/14 06:27 AM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 11/30/14 07:11 PM, Bmwd wrote: She looks like she's 10...

Asian girls typically look 10 until they're 40 and then they look 90...

That's racist, mate.

Yeah maybe a little. Still look good when they're young though.

At 11/30/14 07:11 PM, Bmwd wrote: She looks like she's 10...

Asian girls typically look 10 until they're 40 and then they look 90...