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At 12/5/14 10:41 PM, Crink wrote: i know this guy who lives day to day and most days he doesn't have any cash. but he's super down to earth and he's with it. he enjoys life just talking with people. friends and conversation is happiness to him

Does he smoke alot of weed.

It seems that makes it easier.

At 12/5/14 10:29 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: no one spends money on porn sooooo... money doesn't buy happiness....

p. sure one can do more than masturbate all day.

Your opinion on this?

Because I'm pretty sure every fucking thing I've ever enjoyed had to be bought.

So yeah.

What about you.

At 12/5/14 10:05 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: Oh...OK. But I'm not a moderator? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Whoosh there it goes.

At 12/5/14 09:57 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: Also, weak comeback bro.

But you tried.

Yeah I tried as hard as you try to be a moderator.

At 12/5/14 09:47 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: Calling it - WahyaRanger pees sitting down.

And you probably piss in your own mouth.

It's ok bro recycling water and whatnot.

At 12/5/14 09:48 PM, Shauna wrote: And I work 80 hours. What's your point?

Oh, so you watch them at work?

Gee.

So what, you walk into the men's room and piss in a urinal like some kind of exhibitionist?

Coolio.

At 12/5/14 08:08 PM, Shauna wrote: (why wouldn't you?)

I have a job.

At 12/5/14 05:08 PM, CresIsis wrote:

At 12/4/14 11:12 PM, Phobotech wrote: May as well post this one in here too.

You kind of look like @WahyaRanger plus a few years.

Illogical.

I don't have a few years left.

At 12/5/14 07:58 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 12/5/14 07:49 PM, Bit wrote: Illegal text.

That made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair. Dear fat Jesus, why is that so funny?

Now every time I picture an NGer, I'll think of that guy with the face of @WahyaRanger

Whatever helps you masturbate at night.

At 12/5/14 12:58 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: well.... since you said please......

I'm just saying, if anything you take care of lasts ~11 months...

At 12/5/14 12:46 PM, Splats wrote:

At 12/4/14 01:55 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: why is it you people continue to hate sonic 06 even after i debunk your reasons provided for hating it

That's it. That's the stupidest thing I've seen all day. And I've seen this today

Honestly Mystic, it was only an opinion. Don't fight to the death over your beloved shiny turd.

I've never played that game anyways, but I'm just saying. I actually have the Zebrahead version of that song on my iPod for awhile but I lost it somehow.

At 12/4/14 07:08 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: and my fish (RIP) was named Chop...after the dog in GTA5.

So he lasted less than one year.

Please don't reproduce.

No none of my pets have ever been named after characters.

My brother's dog is named Mordekai, inspired by the Regular Show character but with a "k" because I believe it means "warrior" in Greek or some bullshit.

At 12/5/14 12:25 PM, Splats wrote: In all seriousness though, things get better in high school.

No they fucking don't.

Crackhead.

At 12/5/14 11:46 AM, NekoMika wrote: Did I stutter?

Yeah you should get that lisp checked by a doctor.

Exhibit A

At 12/4/14 03:17 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Discovery Channel lied to me.
I don't know what to believe any more.

Be like me and don't believe in too much, including your future.

It's just easier this way.

Staying up all night.

Do ho ho.

At 12/3/14 03:55 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Mosquitoes weren't around when dinosaurs lived either. But who cares?

The oldest preserved one in amber is about 45 million years old, and they think they evolved about 200-146 million years ago based on foggy fossil data. They may have been.

The motto of an American police officer;

"Back up, everyone back up

There's nothing to see here."

At 12/4/14 12:08 AM, Zhon wrote: estranged relationship with your parents.

K fucker I'm going to cry myself to sleep now.

At 12/4/14 12:02 AM, Newgaf wrote: I specifically said to not be a dick about it. Are there any manners in your vocabulary?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooo.

Actually there is but I was forced out of my customer service position where I actually needed them because of untrustworthy people, and got sucked back into the old position like it's my fucking responsibility to run a company.

So they're rusty and I'm tired of using them. It gets me nowhere.

"Mom, Dad, sometimes I can hear you two having sex, and it makes me feel uncomfortable."

"Ok well you can pack your shit and get out then"

At 12/4/14 12:04 AM, Zhon wrote: Sorry, flashy tv trumps parent sex.

Oh, so now we're being snobby trying to make the rest of us feel poor, eh?

At 12/3/14 11:57 PM, Zhon wrote:

At 12/3/14 11:49 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

Do you mean AWOL?

Away without leave which has nothing to do with being mean.

Wahya talking about his folks gettin' dirty.

This is a serious issue you dong.

At 12/3/14 11:56 PM, Newgaf wrote: Tell them. Nothing will change if you don't do anything about it. And don't be a dick about it, either; they're not having sex to spite you.

How do you even going about bringing this up though.

"Mom, Dad, I want you two to stop fucking at night so I can stop feeling like my ears will bleed"

At 12/3/14 11:50 PM, Maltos wrote: dude why do you know that?

Because she told me about her operation? It's not like I can't talk to my parents about nothing, but I don't want to hear them fucking mmkay.

At 12/3/14 11:37 PM, CiviLies wrote: Alright. Well, then maybe talk to them about. Surely they'll feel embarrassed enough to stop if you bring it up with them

I already have made jokes to my mom about "trying to be quiet" and apparently the hint has not been had.

At 12/3/14 11:45 PM, Maltos wrote: Your parents have sex due to their red hot passion and they shall not waste a moment of this time to make your a baby brother or sister yay

Too bad my mother had her oviducts ripped out years ago, friend.

At 12/3/14 11:33 PM, CiviLies wrote: I really feel like you should just bust in there with a camera and threaten to upload it to PornHub if they don't stop banging when you're around

+5 points if you catch him sitting on her face

Not worth the emotional scars.

At 12/3/14 11:27 PM, Bit wrote: I think I've seen this one before...

How you gonna be in a porn and have that look of disgust on your face?

At 12/3/14 11:20 PM, Bit wrote: What? No pics?

This is my mental health at risk.