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At 1/2/15 12:47 PM, Makakaov wrote: I will face no consequences for this anyway.

Correct, except cheating yourself and everything you stand for.

At 1/2/15 12:35 PM, Makakaov wrote: Going this way you will never be in position to win, because I will always be taking the winning side no matter of what I might have been stating before.

Hypocrisy is your winning, despite you always complaining about human nature. Good boy, you keep digging that hole.

At 1/2/15 12:10 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 1/2/15 11:11 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: it was basically a God-send

You and your supersitious christian provocations again... How many times do I have to tell you that God doesn't exist?

Joke or not; next time I see you make any kind of remark that is religious, I will call you out in the harshest way I can possibly devise in the persuit of making a huge ass out of you.

And a good-looking, self-respecting young lady is one of them.

I wasn't going to talk about this at all, but now it's really starting to bother me.

I went out with a girl in like October that I had class with a year prior to that. I had a "crush" on her when we had this class together and thought it was basically a God-send that we got a hold of each other. It was just a coffee date but I thought it went really well and I thought for sure we'd do it again soon.

She was (and is) going to school half-way across state, but she comes home every other weekend or so to see her family and that's how we managed to go out. We were still texting each other until mid-November, and then it started to dry up. I started to think she was playing the nice card, because every weekend I asked if I could drive out there (about an hour) to take her out to a movie and dinner and she always said she was busy. I know she had school work, but she doesn't have a job during the semester and I was sure she was just giving me the cold shoulder. Around that time I also found out that I'd have to be stuck at community college another full year while she moved on to the school that we were both supposed to transfer to this coming fall.

I didn't hear from her again until my car accident when she texted me on and off for another day or two and then went silent again. Talking to one of my lady friends at work, she said it would be best to not really deal with it anymore, so when I got a text "Happy New Years" a few days ago, I just said "Thanks, you too" and went to sleep before the ball drop.

What do you guys think? Is she maybe playing games with me, maybe doesn't know what she really wants yet?

Should I let it be and stop talking to her? I don't want to keep texting her if it's making her uncomfortable or something.

At 1/2/15 10:47 AM, NGPulp wrote: *snorts loudly*

*nasally laughter*

My mom yells at me sometimes for swearing on Sunday, but all I can think of is Daniel Tosh's skit.

At 1/2/15 10:23 AM, NGPulp wrote: Had you gone down the enlightening path of truths set up for us by 9gag, you would've known this truth, and all the other truths-- summarized in one long post that ends with a picture of a potato.

Holy fuck you're on your game today.

Oh well, I never expected to be happy anyways. :*)

Male, Female, and Gmale.

Duh.

At 1/2/15 09:40 AM, NGPulp wrote: Careers are for bean counters and squares.

I knew my degree was shit.

At 1/1/15 06:10 PM, someaveragechap wrote: I'll take telepathy and telekinesis. If I can't have both, I'll just take telekinesis. Mind over matter baby.

This.

And then I'll work on creating a militant regime. I'd first conceal my identity, breaking into banks and such at night, and amass my funds into an empty building that I can lock. Next, I will begin to recruit members with the promise of said money. I will help arm them with the proper weaponry, and I'll organize random attacks on citizens across the nation. Armed pickup trucks going down the interstate. A masked stranger on the subway. A helicopter alittle too close to the ground.

I will lock the nation in fear. I will let them know who I am. I will demand the President turns over all power to me and that Congress and the House of Representatives step down. Sure, he'll slyly agree but send highly trained Marines to execute me. I'll be holing up in my newly confiscated LA mansion when they arrive. All my guardsmen are no match for the best military in the world. They are only men consumed by greed, thrown a tool they know not how to use. Blood-curdling screams will echo in the night. But, hark, I can stop the fastest of bullets with only my mind, and no amount of training can save you from me.

You should have listened, Mr. President. This will prove to be a dire mistake. And once I take over this country, I will convince the world that my leadership will save us all.

Lol jk guys I don't have a problem.

At 1/1/15 06:00 PM, LunyAlex wrote: >EdgyGrounds

I wouldn't say this thread is edgy so much as... I don't know, obvious.

Everyone overmilks the New Year and it doesn't mean shit worth shit.

At 1/1/15 06:19 PM, klompors wrote: Also I heard they burn the sperm in your balls or something if they are close to your balls.

Impotency sounds like a pretty good deal anyways.

At 1/1/15 10:35 PM, Lemonardo wrote: I honest to God have nobody now. I really didn't want to start the New Year like this.

Yo man, unfortunately it's life.

I'm not good with this kind of stuff, but so long as you can look at yourself and say it is absolutely not your fault or doing, cut off from those kinds of people.

I was so fucking happy this summer because my buddy from high school wanted to play tennis and we'd go bowling and this that the other thing. Around August and September, all the sudden we really weren't anymore because his other friends became more important, his on/off girlfriend has a case of the chronic cuntitis, and he fucked up royally at the job I helped him get. It pushed us apart and now maybe we hang out once a month.

I realize that part of that is my fault though. I'm slightly peeved at him for what he did that made me look bad on a professional level, and I don't reach out to him through texting as much.

Maybe you just work different than most people your age. I get my feelings hurt so much sometimes because people think I'm much older than I am. Even a manager at work today, after working there 6 months (at that store) was shocked to hear I was only 19. I'm told I'm mature, and I typically do better conversating with people in their older 20's.

Problem is, those people don't want to hang out with me because I can't go to a bar, and younger kids don't want to hang out with me because I'm not a raving retard.

It makes me rather lonely to be honest.

Sorry about your loss, Shauna.

I use hydrogen peroxide to clean my face like a real man.

I mean I don't really like tattoos but do whatever you know? Like YOLO

I didn't care to begin with.

Spiral Knights is a free dungeon-crawler MMO on Steam.

It's kind of kid-orientated but can be fun for older folk too.

I used to play, but not for a long time and would probably have to restart.

At 1/1/15 05:05 PM, Xenomit wrote: People have always told me that I have a really amazing voice, all throughout highschool people told me that my voice would be going to waste if I did anything other than voice acting, and here I am without any decent recording equipment at all.

Get a job bro follow your dreams bro.

At 1/1/15 02:37 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: If you could mathematically convert the texture of silk and the viscosity of honey into vocal tone, that's what my voice sounds like

Prove it

To be honest, even though it's not a harmful drug, unless its legalized a NG meet should go without weed. Booze for the adults but ya know.

At 1/1/15 01:52 PM, FreestyleJ wrote: You poor soul. Time for a strike!

Union is a dirty word here even though the work conditions are good enough to cripple yourself for life.

A cup of coffee.

And a sub for lunch if that counts

I'm working for the eigth day this week, and making time and a half. Unacceptable.

Verbal Abuse

At 1/1/15 01:05 PM, freaksy101 wrote: Aaaayyyyy ranger.

You'd be a good voice actor for villains really.

At 1/1/15 11:56 AM, NGPulp wrote: Phlegm makes it sound all retarded-- also sounds a bit scratched if I try hard enough.

Yeah. The showroom manager asked me today if I was sick.

No. That's my voice man :(

At 1/1/15 11:50 AM, NGPulp wrote: Sounds all nasally and raspy, kinda monotonous if I'm really not trying to sound dynamic.

Kinda like me.

At 1/1/15 11:41 AM, stafffighter wrote: And you were looking for a particular one whose body pleased you. I'm just observing. No judgement.

I really hope you weren't the one that issued the ban for a gay joke I made a month back.

If you were I'd be super disappointed.

At 1/1/15 11:10 AM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote: kinda like this

I'd see a doctor about that