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At 1/5/15 07:22 AM, Hoodie wrote: This just in, life is hard to live through!

*whispers into ear*

You're a huge piece of shit.

Anyways I'm sorry about your troubles Kwing. I have some bad feels in my life too right now.

At 1/5/15 03:15 PM, Sentio wrote: I'm not very good at one night stands.

I've only ever really had one.

I slept with this girl on holiday...

...but she was awesome so I spent the whole of the next two days with her.

Now I'm married to her!

Man that's love right there.

We had sex last night. What's your name again?

At 1/5/15 11:22 AM, Slint wrote: Shave that fucking thing.

I shave most of my face and I promise the goatee looks better after I've showered and washed up.

I think you and @ManDeep need to stop telling me how to live my life maaaaan.

At 1/5/15 10:54 AM, JRob wrote:

At 1/4/15 10:44 PM, Shauna wrote: Men are fucking colorblind. Like seriously. THERE ISN'T ONE SHADE OF PURPLE. There's at least 1000. >:O

There's only one

I can confirm. One.

At 1/5/15 10:53 AM, Radaketor wrote: I've seen that kind of mole before, i'm afraid you have only 2 weeks left to live.

Nah, I really do need to go to a dermatologist sometime because I do have some brutal moles (damn you Polish genetics) and melanoma runs in my family.

Also it sometimes whispers to me to do bad things.

At 1/5/15 10:21 AM, FurryGod wrote: What about Newgrounds? Do you think religion should be allowed?

People are probably going to either draw semi-religious art pieces or make jokes in animations regardless, but bringing it up on the BBS is clearly a bad idea, especially in the presence of our friend, the Russian rebel.

I'm gonna print one up for my kiddies one day and let them at it.

Nah just kidding, but... You know this might prove a point to keep religion out of public school.

I was raised Catholic but I don't think religion has any place outside a church.

Not in the government, not in radio ads, not on television. I think it's insensitive but most other people disagree so whatever.

Did I ever mention I'm not a morning person?

Evolutionary trait to avoid rape.

Just kidding that isn't funny.

What kind of cis white male privilege joke was that.

At 1/4/15 10:22 PM, koopahermit wrote: Toto? Toto fucking sucks. Its obviously Sandstorm by Darude.

Bite me and piss off :^]

Africa by Toto?
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY

At 1/4/15 02:38 PM, Piemix wrote: Wait, I'm supposed to post a picture of myself so that some random judgmental basement dweller loser can slam an official rating on my future success, my looks, my personality, and my overall life and act like they have the fucking expert power to do so?

Nobody's really doing that except like one or two fuckwads though.

btw you're handsome as fuck lizard-piranha-triceratops man.

At 1/4/15 02:44 PM, argile wrote: It's not impossible to adopt towards new things.

When it comes to music and television, I do.

I like alternative and "new" rock music.

I was making a joke, it's ok that you didn't get it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yY4bNCx9TY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6hzrDeceEKc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FubvitXV_zM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wXUloVYbchg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLYELS5LSMM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=By7ctqcWxyM

At 1/4/15 01:58 PM, Dean wrote: Yea, I don't think it actually gives a notification. You'd have to manually go to the following page and it will show you the posts made in the threads you're subbed to:
http://www.newgrounds.com/social/feeds/show/forum-activity-favorite-topics

*inhale*

LAAAAAAAAAAME

In all seriousness though, that might be a cool option, I thought that's what it was supposed to do.

What do @TomFulp and @liljim think?

I remember subbing to one and not getting any notifications anyways, despite there being responses.

Happy birthday.

This thread is a sign that chat is coming back soon.

At 1/3/15 10:12 PM, Bit wrote: Yeah. I'd imagine that you often poop without even knowing.

The man talks from experience.

Dear Avery,

We're sorry.

Love,
Your Diary

At 1/3/15 09:48 PM, Bit wrote: Only if you don't eat enough fibre.

I suppose your butthole being so loose helps too

At 1/3/15 09:46 PM, Bit wrote: Taking a huge shit.

That's an unnatural phenomenon

At 1/3/15 08:12 PM, argile wrote: I am glad I don't pay much attention to the newer things coming out, considering how some of thhe new generation is brought up.

Oh, we were talking about popular media?

Uh... There's some good music and TV out there, you just need to search for it.

Yeah.

I can only assume his warrants are for child molestation and possession of methamphetamine?

At 1/3/15 07:08 PM, CorpseGrinderClock wrote: Wow a legitimately interesting premise for a thread!

I try sometimes.

fulgurites, hollow tubular formations of glass that form when lightning strikes sand.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fulgurite

@larrynachos would like that link.

Some of my favorites are the sailing stones and fire vortices (tornadoes) during wildfires.

At 1/3/15 06:04 PM, FurryGod wrote: A natural phenomenon is just an observable event which is not man-made.

I was hoping people were going to answer with some of the crazier/rare ones but fuck it, YOLO

At 1/3/15 05:48 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote:

At 1/3/15 10:57 AM, Mrccbirdguy wrote: I'd have to say ball lightning.

So far this is the only guy with actual phenomena. The rest of you guys can take your meager appreciation of the natural world elsewhere.

I didn't want to correct them and hurt their feelings.

Yes. Yes I am. I actually stated this in a thread from yesterday to which it was concluded by another user that I am depressed and defeated.

Neat.

At 1/3/15 04:58 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: Ghosts.
Have you met them before?

One met me. I made sure it didn't make that mistake again.

At 1/3/15 04:18 PM, angrybirds2000 wrote: the earth flipped upside down

Bullshit, it would be the polarity and not the entire Earth.

I'm working for the seventh day straight.

Oh wait that's true.

Uh. I like my job.