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At 1/9/15 11:33 PM, Seasons wrote: Fuck, now I'm browsing for RC helicopters online. Thanks dude.

You're welcome.

At 1/9/15 11:23 PM, Seasons wrote: I'd die if that happened.

You do die a little on the inside, yeah.

Makes sense. I'm sure there are hella expensive ones out there. I'm glad my little guy only cost 20 bucks and seems to be pretty durable so far.

How big is it, just a little indoor one? I nabbed a heli that's like a good 15 inches long for my brother's birthday gift, it was only $50. I'm probably going to get one for myself also.

At 1/9/15 11:18 PM, Seasons wrote: Got an inexpensive little RC helicopter a few days ago. It's pretty fucking awesome. I'm beginning to worry that I'm going to start getting really into this kind of stuff now.

Yeah just wait until you drop $90 on a plane that you will break in a year.

And that's a cheap one.

I like RC aircraft.

nnnnnnnnNNNNNNNNNNERD

At 1/9/15 10:21 PM, Piggler wrote: If I died, none of you would ever find out.

I'd figure it out soon enough. You have a similar personality to me that's hard to forget;

Depressing and hateful.

My grandparents have the flu and can't do dinner Sunday. I have to wooooork now.

I'm still snowboarding with coworkers tomorrow though. Fresh snow on the ground, ought to be nice.

I'm going to be stuck on the bunny hill with them most of the day.

I'm still not marrying you!

Happy NG birthday you lonely sack of a man.

<3

At 1/9/15 10:12 PM, cga-999 wrote: Oh shit- people who have autism come from potatoes?

That's why Wegra is such a spud-muffin.

AAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYfuckthis.

At 1/9/15 10:10 PM, FoAngel wrote: Well im not surprised pee and squirt come from the same place in the vagina, they've always said for women if they hold off going to the toilet till after they've had sex they have more intense orgasm.

I've always thought, by making a girl squirt you're possible just stimulating the passage from the kidneys/bladder

They're saying all the women in the study were made to go to the restroom and had empty bladders before they started to get stimulated. So they think for some reason women's kidneys go into overdrive during sex. But guys' could too. Guys piss after they bust a nut to (supposedly) clean out possible UTI's. Maybe something similar happens for women.

At 1/9/15 10:05 PM, Seasons wrote: That's how I meant it as well.

It only hurts when I l̶a̶u̶g̶h̶ have autism.

New study suggest squirting is just piss.

Although I'm no sex expert, I basically thought/knew this already. Cum is thicker and white. Squirt is clear and watery.

I don't know though, it's IFLS. Do you guys think this is accurate? How do you feel about this?

Discuss.

At 1/9/15 09:58 PM, Seasons wrote: Damn. I was going to do a similar joke, but you beat me to it.

Are you challenging me?

Autism joke

But no, that was a serious description.

I got my new car. One of the buttons on the radio sticks ;-;

it's really awesome though

At 1/9/15 08:27 PM, Piper wrote: Wanna know how to emotionally break a dog?

Piper, you dark, evil witch.

That's genius.

At 1/9/15 08:39 PM, MrApophis wrote: Hmm, a bad back, my teeth and bones are starting to get worse (even though I brush once a day and avoid soda / sugar, and I've begun to take calcium vitamins to help slow this deterioration.

H-... How do you know your bones are getting worse. Have you had breaks? Everyones teeth get shittier with age dude. Same with a little bit of fat. 135 pounds is a healthy weight. I'm an unhealthy weight mmkay.

Mentally.. Yeah, I'm mental alright mate, i used to be very emotional unpredictable and really reactive and defensive, from age 10~12.

Hey, me too.

sleep-paralysis hallucinating and seeing demons. After 2013, I fortunately didnt have any of these night-terrors

Do you sleep on your back? Sleep on your belly or side, it makes nightmares and sleep paralysis less likely.

What country's Thanksgiving is it?

I call @Radaketor

Bonus game: let's figure out what happened to some people that have disappeared.

I think @Otto literally drowned in pussy.

At 1/9/15 05:52 PM, Piggler wrote: From the sound of title, I thought you were asking for advice on how to mentally torture dogs.

Naw I already got that down.

Lol jk lolol.....
...

At 1/9/15 01:33 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: @Sexual-Lobster
Is Fernando based off of anyone you know personally?....

I always assumed he was slightly inspired by the radio personality Fernando from the GTA universe.

At 1/9/15 11:42 AM, All-American-Badass wrote: Why would you want to emotionally break a dog asshole?

I don't it just kind of happened maaaaan.

At 1/9/15 10:57 AM, X-Gary-Gigax-X wrote: It's obviously global warming. All you have to do to get better weather is take out a second mortgage on your house, and donate it to Al Gore. If nothing happens, it means we were too late, sadly, and we need to evacuate to Pandora.

CLIMATE CHANGE*********

At 1/9/15 10:49 AM, ZJ wrote: 1. What is this, Facebook?

I hardly use it anymore.

2. Leave that thing outside if it starts acting up. It'll learn after a few seconds in two degree weather.

B-but it's like 5 degrees out.

3. What is this, Facebook?

And you react to this by liking everything I've posted in the last 3 months. What are you, ZJ?

At 1/9/15 10:10 AM, Radaketor wrote: Requesting pictures of your dog with the hood on.

Kek

At 1/9/15 09:58 AM, Chocomilk wrote: It's the most fabulous straight jacket I've ever seen

It's beyond me why my mom thought it was a good idea to buy an Australian Shepherd a jacket in the first place.

She isn't foo-foo!

But I agree, it's fabulous.

At 1/9/15 09:50 AM, LazyDrunk wrote: I think she's going into hunter mode. Absorbs the role, behaves more professional.... she prolly thinks it's her armor or some shit.

lol That's awesome.

Everytime Cheyenne gets rambunctious, my mom bought this stupid little coat we put on her. She will freeze where she was standing for a good 5 minutes just staring ahead before she finally moves again, and then she's all calm and slow. It's like giving her sedatives and putting a straight jacket on her.

"Pretty sure I have it"

I mean, we're all a tad mentally unstable but what physical health issues do you have, if you don't mind me asking?

I actually am going snowboarding Saturday with coworkers and then going to dinner with my grandparents on Sunday.

That's right folks, my first full weekend off since August.

Oh good, just in time for me to finish my first 2 years of community college.