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At 1/12/15 05:53 PM, Rucklo wrote:

At 1/12/15 05:37 PM, Zachary wrote: But can you suck your own dick?

I can suck my own dick and anyone elses dick without even bending my back. Wait wat

So you're just really short and have a huge penis?

I'm jealous.

Sexural experience.

At 1/12/15 05:14 PM, FurryGod wrote: Maybe Egoraptor is depressed, that's why he doesn't make great animations anymore.

I don't personally know the guy but can't see why he would be depressed. His girlfriend is pretty smoking and he currently makes money playing video games all day.

At 1/12/15 03:36 PM, Zachary wrote: Any food you eat makes you shit

Some faster and more violent than others.

Guess that's what happens when you get hitched.

I'm an expert at silent masturbation

At 1/11/15 07:50 PM, NewgroundsNation wrote: You just gotta help yourself, ya know?

You're wise in the most cynical way possible.

I like it

I'm stubborn in the sense that I don't fucking trust people's advice anymore.

At 1/11/15 06:52 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote:

At 1/11/15 06:44 PM, TheGoldenMonty wrote: Stop spamming up my inbox with your fight bullshit.

Also, what fight?

Yeah, we're just touching each other's butts.

Just one.

I walked into my Stats class the first day in September.

The teacher began talking. Her voice gave me anxiety.

At 1/11/15 06:03 PM, FoAngel wrote: That much chocolate will go straight to my hips. but what the hell

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

Add me as WahyahRanger, we're doing this when I have time.

At 1/11/15 06:06 PM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: But that's the best part! What kind of critic are you?

Oh my bad dude.

At 1/11/15 03:16 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: people turn into wild animals when there is a sale on anywhere

Ha.

Haha.

AHAHAHA

Detroit.

At 1/11/15 07:23 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 1/11/15 12:27 AM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:

Let me educate you on how to deal with Sekhem.

Additionally, tell him hip hop is shot before blocking him sonyou can't see his petty fratboy rage.

At 1/10/15 11:32 PM, Heinrich wrote: people are rude, arrogant, stupidly patriotic and ignorant of anything outside the country.

Please ask me how Northerners feel about Ontarians that come to the States for weekend shopping sprees.

Hint: It won't be nice

At 1/11/15 10:32 AM, 24901miles wrote: I am an alien. Ask me anything.

Why haven't you sent your planet's women to rape me yet?

Nobody calls me.

Hm. You're right.

At 1/11/15 12:55 AM, FoAngel wrote: Men and women only get offended over such things because they are insecure about their body, if you tell me im good looking im more than likely to give you my XBL, which in itself is a test to see whether they game or not, if they do only then do they get my number

You me GTA Online, Last Team Standing one on one. 7 rounds to win. Loser has eat a muscular chocolate man.

At 1/10/15 11:21 PM, BarfBart wrote: Who gives a fuck about Ben 10

It was a pretty good cartoon back in the day.

Got terrible after the first three series

Happy Birthday Mr. Win-ever-contest

Jk have a good one

At 1/11/15 05:37 AM, ragnkinson wrote: Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue.

It wasn't that amusing tbh

At 1/10/15 11:12 PM, Maltos wrote: You are so sneaky
i bet you are a ninja

Stahp!

Y u do dis!

At 1/10/15 08:49 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Let her outside instead please. Those are high energy dogs that need outside time.

She gets plenty but its cold as all hell out this week. She's a pup.

At 1/10/15 06:19 PM, Maltos wrote: Why are you shouting at me?

and when did you grow a beard and get contacts?

Maltos you crackhead.

At 1/10/15 12:54 PM, JRob wrote: Well, she has a Steam account, but soon after leaving here, she unfriended all but one of the SK users and only kept like 4 people in her friends.

Did she lose what was left of her mind?

Who just like leaves the internet?

You don't think she suicided, do you.

At 1/10/15 10:08 AM, FinaLee wrote: The Hobbit

Yeah it'll be worth it. I'm not huge into fantasy but The Hobbit is good. I only saw the first and third though... And then I need to go watch the Lord of the Rings movies.

Try uploading it to NG and not giving us outside links to your work, please :^]

If it's a female you're looking to copulate, you would clearly wax and not shave her.