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After all this time, you still don't know?

I click on it by accident all the time.

Probably rather be dead. My life isn't terrible but it's not been super swell for me. I honestly wonder a lot what it would be like to eat a bottle of aspirin and just leave it all behind, but that would be a dick thing to do to my family.

Is that weird? Haha

They call me Idgaf.
That's not my name.

At 1/28/15 08:39 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: I doubt I'll be remembered when I die but man, I'm gonna have some fun while I'm here.

I'll always remember you bb.

At 1/28/15 07:08 PM, Cobe21 wrote: But no, not even close.

But the gaaaaaays.

They can't be maaaaaaried.

God saaaaaid sooooo.

Does that make the US Islamic?

political joke was bad.

I'm always drinking water.

I'm OK.

At 1/28/15 03:02 AM, Sekhem wrote: asian girl in the back looking kinda nice

good one night stand material

Her mouth is already open for ya.

At 1/28/15 03:40 PM, Sekhem wrote: i guess it's cool that they let her compete with men

that would never fly in a sport like boxing or mixed martial arts

Well, arguably she's more dangerous behind the wheel of a thousand horsepower battering ram, but I suppose you have a point.

Okay.

If you want to talk about it,

don't bother.

At 1/28/15 01:43 PM, Sekhem wrote: it seems like they are really after targeting middle america demos that would be familiar with racing

She's terrible anyways, but forbid that she makes 10th in a F1 race and that's the biggest news. Fuck the winner, a woman managed to cross the finish line without crashing.

At 1/28/15 01:24 PM, Slacker013 wrote: I could see a potential follow up commercial starring everyone's favorite dog lover, Michael Vick...

I'll give it to you- that was funny.

At 1/28/15 01:13 PM, Sekhem wrote: are the women what we should really be upset about, sneakygameboy

are our collective priorities wrong

We shouldn't be upset about anything.

Except that we could have prettier models than Danica Patrick.

At 1/28/15 12:11 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: that's awful! why would they do something like that

--supergandhi64

No hormone, free range.

Delicious.

At 1/28/15 12:03 PM, supergandhi64 wrote: what happens to the puppy now

--supergandhi64

I hear they threw it in a blender.

Or, had you watch the entire video, the puppy was adopted by a man in California. They're not going to use them for a commercial and then like euthanize them, you know.

Watch the news story here

They pulled the full commercial from the Superbowl and Youtube.

What do you think of this? I didn't see no harm in this. Yes at the part of him being sold I was like "Ohh" but it's not like they were being thrown into blenders, they were shipping them off to good homes.

I thought it was a clever commercial, better than Danica Patrick showing off her wrench-beat face and mediocre tits, but that's probably what we're going to see during the Bowl now anyways.

Opinions on this commercial?

At 1/28/15 10:53 AM, Voltage wrote: As soon as you can take an e-punch, we'll talk.

Ah yes, the highest level of bitchery possible.

And before you can say "It's only a joke man"

I fucking hate jokes.

Stop taking your withdrawal out on everyone, and then we'll really talk.

At 1/28/15 10:38 AM, Voltage wrote: Once OF twice? Jeez Wahya, you didn't even make the other half?

Did you even finish, or did you quit halfway through like "man I'm really bored"?

I was actually expecting some smart shit from you.

Like literally, I saw you were online and though "Oh, he's going to say something to me"

Grow up and eat a dick.

Yeah I've tried that shit once or twice.

I didn't like it.

Yep. Chem 2...

I have a lot of night classes this semester, feel sorry for me.

Anti-Skub.

Fight me.

*laugh track*

Haha Hallmark bullshit.

At 1/27/15 12:55 PM, Voltage wrote: And fuck your buddy Tom, he let his addictions control him.

Oh, I didn't mean the drugs.

I meant you're both dicks.

Dear future:

I am either famous or dead. There is no other option.

"Monkey only cry once every hundred year"

At 1/27/15 07:08 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: he can definitely blame it on the meds. most people are not aware of painkillers narcotic and addictive properties

I'm just messing with Voltage. He reminds me of my buddy Tom.

I don't hang out with Tom anymore.

At 1/27/15 03:50 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: @TheRestOfYouAssHoles!

Disappointed that this isn't an existing account.

I think it is rather silly, it's not like you can visit or take care of the thing... Well, until space travel becomes more readily available. Do you think you have the rights to mine all the resources in the system around your star?....

Fuck it, I'll take 20. I'll give one to a girl to be cute, and then I'll be rich.

Don't blame it on the meds.

Oh wait that won't help... Does your ankle still hurt that you need to continue taking them?

At 1/26/15 11:54 AM, FiendMachine wrote: disappointed

Probably this yeah.

Yep. Weed can develop no mental addiction.

Anyyyyyways sorry to hear about your issue. I won't lie, if (or when) it's legalized in New York (yes I'm a pussy) I'll probably atleast try it. I feel like once I'd "try" it though then it'd just be a habit like yourself. Mostly for reasons like I'm depressed and have nothing better to do.

I wouldn't even tell anybody though and I'd only smoke of my own. I don't get blazing circles. What kind of shit is that? I'm not putting my mouth on that after you have.

Disgusting.