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It's human nature to want to "know" what others are doing because this cures the paranoia factor; however, ask people that live more in smaller suburbs + countryside and 'knowing' someone is less an imperative. there's so few people that they assume they know them because jesus there's no one else around.

I didn't know most of my neighbors growing up. and some of the people i wish i didn't know, i didn't enter THEIR life - they made it a deal to enter MY life and stuck in it. a lot of them really bad, a lot of them okay. but the one's i hold resent against it's because i don't trust them enough based on what i know - it's all about what you really stand for. and if "knowing someone" is really that big an issue to ya? what is that saying about your respect for your fellow man or woman? do you really gotta know THEM, or do you gotta know YOURSELF?

At 6/13/14 12:49 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: sonic 06, and final fantasy 8...

anyone who thinks sonic 06 was glitchy was either playing the sonic generations mod version, or deliberately looking for any glitch they could find so they could have some reasonable excuse other than that the animation and acting were terribly handled. those who play the actual game normally will almost certainly run into only a small handful of the glitches compared to the amount those who go looking for them do. and wont be terribly inconvenienced.

final fantasy 8, well, i can see why people might fault it, they dont like the equip system being replaced with junctions, they dont like the weaker spellcasting, and they dont like weaponry being a total pain to upgrade..

but as for the story, well, its damn fine done. a sorceress descended from a god desires to assimilate all of existence in every era of time so she can inherit the entirety of his powers... a direct foil to exdeath. its so good it makes the loss of scientific sense in favor of magical nonsensicality partway through entirely forgivable.

then there's squall. totally misunderstood guy, he's not emo, just an aspy like his father, only his social inhibitions are to a lesser degree because of how he was raised. i can relate, i mean, i'm an aspy myself..

the summon system was also damn good stuff, even better than ff10s in my opinion, in fact, second only to ff7, tied with ff6, if that. ff7 is overrated, ff8 rules the world. or, you know, it would, if ffs 2, 4, 5, and 6 weren't better in their own way..

I agree on just these 2 - first, Sonic 2006 was the only enjoyable Sonic play experience for me. EVER. I did not like Sonic 1, 2, or 3; almost EVERY sonic game has made me cringe.

the soundtrack is rocking in S2006, and the graphics were not bad at all for the time. and - it's on a NINTENDO PRODUCT! the first smart move by sega, ever.

now FF8, it went back to keeping it simple and relying on the battle tactics instead of character dynamics. for those that didn't know, 7 really relied on 'character purpose' like 6, mostly 5, kind of 4, and just basically #1 - it tried to combine a lot of things a FF game needed but instead it bit the bullet of 'unoriginality,' 'plain,' 'simple,' even "too easy." FF8 isn't bad at all, and the inclusion of the summons and the graphics for the time were a better switch from gritty steampunks like 6 and 7 - it sort of became colorful again.

now what's a game in MY mind that gets too much hate? resident evil 3. many people didn't seem to like this game, and this was actually my 2nd resident evil to play - first being 2. I noticed when I played it, it really gave me a thoughtful imagination dedicated to atmosphere and description. and fright moments - plenty of those in RE3

At 6/11/14 10:51 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Kingdom Hearts II - Demyx Round 2

DANCE WATER DANCE!

omfg that fight was definitely the most annoying fight ever

I'd say the contender for "hardest boss" comes from the makers of Newgrounds.

At 6/13/14 10:21 AM, DjGubkafish wrote: Most straight girls despise lesbians . In real life it can be difficult for that person because of family and friends approval .

It's a pretty insane situation

At 6/13/14 10:20 AM, Chronamut wrote:

At 6/13/14 09:45 AM, Voltage wrote:

This exactly proved why a literature portal would totally work.

We can help endanger the Sonic and Tails crowd by 0 bombing their writing works. Newgrounds new slogan: "We're Rolling Suicide"

ah.. furry genocide.. interesting..

hm, although genocide is a scary word. now SUICIDE is acceptable. because everyone can relate to it!

At 6/13/14 10:20 AM, dara6789 wrote:

At 6/12/14 11:33 PM, Ron-Geno wrote: you might be a dick.

Lol the definition of "dick" = Slang for a detective.

thats hilarious

this might actually be the most intelligent observation you've made thus far, dara

i am so proud of you :') im cry

next to the George Carlin vid (I'm assuming its George Carlin, I don't crosscheck) I'd say that the easiest, WORST thing to say to any woman is

ANYTHING that can demean her

I don't care how much some women love it, but if your raw opener to a girl is, "You Suck," just know that she will never forget it, hold it against you, and hold a grudge for as long as you both shall live - she could even marry you out of pity, dump you but not even for that solid reason. she would first say you sucked in bed, the next, she says the thing that pissed her off from so long ago.

she held this grudge against you for a very long time it seems, and you passed it off as flirtation. You were the ill advised soul thinking that maybe we wouldn't wind up in a date, ever! Because you never went on dates. See, the girl you accidentally liked so much is actually purely psychotic it seems, and though you think back to when I posted about NOT dating someone you remember that if you loved this woman and she loved you, you both would wind up dead.

Well, my conclusion was wrong. You both don't like each other after this new drama developed, except that she holds a higher advantage to you - she hates you.

You try your very best when you turn around to keep on loving this poor, poor girl. You regret your words after saying them so long ago. But suddenly, you have trouble breathing. No, worst... you are being choked!

Yes, by the poor, poor girl you both pondered to love and to hate. And instead you loved a cactus; nothing capable of loving back as it is filled with deadly poisonous spikes. Wait, what did my editor say? [There's no such thing as deadly poisonous spikes.] Oh, drats. Well, the metaphor will apply nonetheless.

You notice that you are being dragged by the neck with some kind of thin wire. You drastically kick out in all-out anger, but slowly settle with your oncoming fate. Your limbs go lifeless. You pass away in the arms of your psychotic lover.

"Oh, my love," she says to you, cradling your scarred head and neck, "we will always be ghosts now."

YOU HAVE DIED.

At 6/13/14 10:03 AM, wallpaperman wrote: Has anyone ever REALLY seen Tom Flump?

yes

i will snap its neck

The universe is obviously a computer gone out of control after it divided by zero

i cnt c y u wood tink dat bcuz i dont rly lick the smel no none of yall basketball shietin outside the back o f the cyar specially in dese gym bathroom in the sweatroom i dont rly lik to work out in no pubic gym no mo that bike n stuff u can RIDE? around tha head part u gotta adjust the seat.....,

cuz all of them men that go to that dam gymn they sit on the seat dey have shit juice n semen all runnin out they crack, all tha bacterium sittin on the seat n diseases all that shit juice, dey gon get sweat on tha grip n see that sweat come from someone dick and all that cum and shit all rub off on that grip, i get like a cold, i get real sick n i kno becuz im at the gym, all that asscrack juice an shit juice n cumshit juice,....

all around the dam crax in the wall it starts spredin aroun get ppl sick take ur disinfectent now i go 2 the gym they have

that damn spray bottle they have that damn towel u can spray it there to protect ur own asshole n pussy shit, these fine ass man all they lickin they lip they only wanna spot a *****, they doin the squats, those men that work out in those bikini draws they aint got no draws under they speedo shorts n shit some of these men bootyhole is bigger than this dam screen over on youtube man, but let them sit down they gotta get to the bathroom real quick cuz if they have to shit?

........ that shit is jus gon FALL rite down out they asshole they aint got no kind of work no kind of deal back there. they aint got no kind of hole back they

At 6/13/14 09:42 AM, Chronamut wrote:

At 6/13/14 05:44 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 6/13/14 01:50 AM, Chronamut wrote: I don't envy those mods haha.. so much reading.. :P

Well, mods + scouting + judgement + promotion.

So moderating the Literature Portal can be that easy and needs the rest of the community to jump on board if they were to take this idea and use it.

sonic/tails erotic slash fanfiction #563..

"sonic dragged his knife up tails back as he slowly ran his hadg up his thigh as tails moaned in pleasure and pain. Sonic got the lighter fluid.."

This exactly proved why a literature portal would totally work.

We can help endanger the Sonic and Tails crowd by 0 bombing their writing works. Newgrounds new slogan: "We're Rolling Suicide"

At 6/13/14 07:33 AM, NGPulp wrote: Aliens are stupid.

I predict that the first piece of alien life that we'll discover is a useless pile of bacteria.

Prediction correct (though proven very long ago)

"alien" microbes have been found in meteorites for awhile now, in that the material on these asteroids is truly bacteria that somehow survived the confines of space to land on earth

coincidence? AH WHATEVER UR JUST SILL LOL THA INFARMATION ISNT KORECT UR JUS TROLL ME

At 6/13/14 08:53 AM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 6/13/14 03:25 AM, NeonSpider wrote: Do you believe in pure bread master race?

Hell no, bread is only good when you put something on it.

or in between it

At 6/13/14 12:59 AM, HollowedPumkinz wrote:

At 6/13/14 12:57 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 6/13/14 12:49 AM, koopahermit wrote:

At 6/13/14 12:43 AM, Voltage wrote: Ahahaha,fuck the police

Disregard the constabulary.

Dismiss the Authority

Refute the Establishment

Discountenance the Dab

At 6/13/14 01:01 AM, NGPulp wrote: God is a sick and vengeful motherfucker that loves flaunting everything's thin privilege on fat people.

sarcasm

well he wouldn't be a sick asshole if people didn't cry over the reality that being too fat to fit through the doorway is seriously both a physical and mental problem one should not seriously be having an issue with

At 6/13/14 12:49 AM, koopahermit wrote:

At 6/13/14 12:43 AM, Voltage wrote: Ahahaha,fuck the police

Disregard the constabulary.

Dismiss the Authority

Wow, I got so fooled by that pic. I thought this thread was parodying Vegeta.

Dogs are gods, jeez

one time i was high as fuck and turned into some random address when a cop put on his lights and i got out of the car with my delivery bag from a job i had 40 miles from this city, asking, "what's the problem officer?"

'I saw you turning around down those streets. Are you lost?'

"No sir, I'm on a delivery."

'Who do you work for?'

"Dominoes sir. In (nearby city)."

'Ah... hey what address are you looking for?'

*Glancing over at the house, remembering address despite being high*
"**** Mason Street."

'Ah, okay, well drive more carefully. I'm going to ticket you if you drive like that again.'

Ahahaha,fuck the police

At 6/13/14 12:10 AM, 24901miles wrote:

At 6/12/14 11:29 PM, Voltage wrote: Wow, the majority of people here really think we are going to meet "aliens" like a conventional meet n' fuck. Are you kidding me? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING ME?

We're doomed.

You don't think that some aliens would be interested in having sex with humans? Why not? Sex is as much a central part of the human condition as sharing information, exploring, and researching.

My theory rests in that, if they have control over things you only find imaginable, what is the reality that they will not only offer but demonstrate? Now when I say "meet n' fuck" I sarcastically meant meet and greet. You are talking about a civilization that might not only have totally more fucked up morals (interspecies erotica is a stepping stone to them) you are also discussing that their society may endorse empathy killings, killings for pure entertainment, "experimental" acceptance of its own species within its culture, and just altogether an unpredictable class of 'who knows what they'll do' taught to humankind.

I ill advise any individual to identify with these other beings, should they exist - for if they do exist, sex would only be a ruse as marriage is to the human culture.

True, but if I may be a dick at least I'm probably the third most powerful being in the UNIVERSE!!

Find a nice balance. Sure, the Blob might be totally cool and shit being invulnerable to mostly everything but he probably takes huge shits and nobody wants to hang out with him because of the fear his fat will absorb them. At the same time, who thinks Spiderman has any gout to actually take a punch?

You want a superhero like Batman, or even better - Red Hood. Because Red Hood is basically Batman except he kills people and uses guns. And weight doesn't matter much when you have an all-around build but you wield guns and sweet knives like a real predator.

So really, skinny and fat people will both equally (and ironically) die off in a fit of weight obsessed anger and pain. To be fair though, being fat has numerous disabilities that being skinny (as a human) does not completely allow - such as getting up, having a fast metabolism, being able to walk through doorways, receiving more compliments in general

Fat shaming is natural in that if you're the size of a stop sign, it's time to size down and stop pigging out like a fucking whale

Wow, the majority of people here really think we are going to meet "aliens" like a conventional meet n' fuck. Are you kidding me? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY KIDDING ME?

We're doomed.

Women play "hard to get" for the same reason you don't give that fucking weird creepy old man the look that you want to suck his dick for 8 hours straight

At 6/12/14 11:21 PM, SCTE3 wrote: Feel free to use any site you want if you are wanting to flirt with the ladies, could always advertise on craigslist or something.

"I will flirt with you, now!
Bustyourchop Flirtation Service
(Because hooking up is just sometimes outta the question!)"

At 6/12/14 05:32 PM, All-American-Badass wrote: 20 checkout lanes in the store but any any given moment they have no more than 3 or 4 of them open at a time so they have 500 people in each line and you're waiting a year to be checked out even though you only went there for a few things.

yup, this happens almost any thursday, first week of the month, or any week there's a "final" in any sports game

wall marty customers, take note

I can assure you as both an illegal alien and an extraterrestrial that "aliens" are already on the planet and that's why animals exist, are sentient, and communicate in their own native tongues because humans are just a giant global experiment to really see if giving the humans the ability to think and "reach new heights!" really gives them a boost in their ego, so that they will be too distracted writing essays or working on farms to realize that they will be the master race's food source in years to come.

No subtlety here.

I was that dude standing in the back, just wondering: "What. The. Fuck."

i hear "facebook" and "fuckbook" are interchangeable phrases to describe this online social phenomenon known as "networking"

At 6/12/14 12:52 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Haha! this is freaking awesome! Let's team up and then we can REALLY blow their minds!
We'll take the world by storm!

i expect financial compensation and probably a feature by drake