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At 7/14/14 12:39 PM, JRob wrote: supergandhi64

tane

At 7/14/14 11:45 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: @ Voltage, No sir you are a douchebag. I work my ass off sober and I would expect the same, if you showed up to my job, since I am AM, I would go to my boss and come back in five minutes and find your ass so fast your head would spin.

ok, what's your job? are you also a delivery driver, or do you obviously have no clue where i'm coming from

At 7/14/14 11:49 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: You're Tim Curry. From now on.

eh, a little less mascara:

At 7/11/14 04:54 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: So, considering that nobody is 100% percent perfect, and that the idea of perfection in it's own right is entirely subjective, with no cut and dry black and whites, with ions of grey area in between the lines of whatever..

How do you think you match up?

I think I'm like halfway there. I'm between a hot supermodel trap like Jay Bailey, a masterful actor such as Tim Curry, and the creative prowess of Jhonen Vasquez in his prime.

I like to think one day I'll be the fusion of all 3 of those, or that I actually am them.

But in reality, I think I'm a control freak of the internet. It matches up exactly.

At 7/12/14 07:27 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: TLDR White delivery driver shows up 30 min late stoned out of his mind, daughter smells it, I complain. Driver gets fired.

you're a douchebag, and you shouldn't have children to begin with

let's get started - what the fuck do you know about that driver's life? he's probably glad you got him fired. you know, delivery drivers beat their fucking car to shit and work a stupid job so you can shitty chinese take-out food, and don't give me your sass that "it's convenient" because you have standards about the complacency of convenience.

we in the delivery world don't care what you think of the driver. that's what tipping is for, hell, that's what the charge is for to begin with - you pay this punk $2 or $3 or whatever the stupid delivery fee is, and the cost for your food, and you cry about him "smelling funny" and "looking funny?" you know man, you're weak. i can't believe you'd actually complain about something stupid like that.

who is to say that driver wasn't one of the best, despite the fact he's some stoner fuck? i bet you'd probably doubt it, but the reason that dude smokes is because of the anxiety on the job. smoking cools the anxiety and allows for road driving/traffic weaving with more apathy, a little more recklessness, but chances are he gives two fucks about the speed limit.

so now you cry about this guy, and he is gone from the company, kaput. well now you did the company a shitty favor by taking one of their employees with a rare immunity to the sickness known as THE LAW!!, so you costed them time, and money, and made your orders slow the fuck down. and if it's because they deliver quick to you now, it's because they don't want to make you mad, you snitching dick.

dude I don't know why parents are stupid, but of all things if you're going to be christian conservative about the problem please do me a favor and NEVER get delivery again. because it's people like you that make other people wind up on unemployment for doing something stupid, or just becoming even more apathetic about a problem.

oh, and screw you guys dickriding in this thread. you probably have never actually held a position as a courier of any real services, because if you did you'd definitely understand where I am coming from.

At 7/14/14 11:13 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Would you sell your soul for riches, fame, talent, sex and knowledge?

what DOES the soul mean, when the most meaningless things are why you have the most meaning?

but if that's all we treasure in life, who is to say that you'd just sell your soul... if I sold my soul, I'd fight back to get it. you know, like Pulp Fiction.

At 7/14/14 10:11 AM, Chdonga wrote: Now she won't even leave the house without him. It was depressing to see her go from a smart young woman to a cock sleeve for some white trash.

A lot of those stories happen more often than we like to admit, and the guilt they feel is nearly non-existent. And sometimes you can't just stop a bad ending.

This is our generation. We're all in the wrong, we aren't so much to blame. But how can we point fingers at people or specific people? This place, this world is filled to the brim with drugs to null us to natural callings.

So don't feel bad I guess, but it was the pills that changed us all.

VOLTAGE'S EXPERIENCED AVOIDANCE OF EMBARRASSMENT ADVICE

Free to use, CC3.0.

So say you did something embarrassing. Oh, you got rejected, drank a bottle of liquor, cried on your Facebook about shitty people... pissed on the dog, wore your girlfriend's underwear, ran outside and started singing Russian folk songs and everyone in the neighborhood saw you, what on Earth do you do?!

First of all, denial only works if nobody (and I mean NOBODY) saw the event took place. Then you can ask for pics, vids, witnesses, and guns that might have saw you. When your opposing party cannot even make out one of your requests, call them a stupid liar and tell them to cut their own throat because liars deserve to get beheaded by muslims.

Second of all, if denial is out of the question I would strongly suggest take responsibility for your embarrassment, make it you! I mean sure, it's weird when you think about the part when you pissed on your dog but everything else made sense AT THE TIME. Visualize the least embarrassing part of the story. Make that the center part as to either why you are not in the wrong for what you did, or better yet - vilify THEM!

Like really! The fuck man. You wanted to go out and you got rejected! By this bitch, this dick, whoever they gender probably sits (somewhere between 60% female/40% male I take it). And man if you can burn that bridge for what happened, by all means! Forget the fact you drank a bottle of hard liquor and did internal damage to forget the misery, you got FUCKING REJECTED! So instead of plaster about how much you "hate these kinds of friends" on Twitter and Facebook, make some art. Do something creative.

REJECTION IS NOT ACCEPTABLE! Neither is not apologizing, or making sport of other people. It's pretty much why we have suicide.

At 7/14/14 01:59 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Shaddup, clowns are sexy

agreed

great-one, i'm sending one of my finest remaining escorts. i covered the cost, but you'll have to waive the tip in front of her. or him, she looked like a woman.

At 7/14/14 01:58 PM, Amaranthus wrote: The thing about threads like this is.
When someone disagrees with you, they'll always point it out, which is perfectly fine. But when you reply to their arguments, they always keep going and going on. Just look at Combatboots and Xenomit, they argued over 2 pages long.
People need to know when they have to stop trying to prove someone wrong, not everybody has the same opinion, get over it.

You CAN make someone think, "hey, I didn't think of that" at the end of arguments, or even during. Take for example "American History X," where Edward Norton's character talks to the Jewish dude at the dinner table. Without taking any sides, they're both RIGHT and WRONG.

So unfortunately for SJW's boy-daughter, some of us don't agree with their practice - some of us do.

At 7/14/14 01:10 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 7/14/14 04:43 AM, Gagsy wrote:

At 7/13/14 08:36 PM, NGPulp wrote:

He's 3, he probably doesn't even realize what's going on.
The fact that he smiled while wearing a bikini doesn't mean shit.

i'm sorry about this response to this thread as well but it's true

it's safe to say at an early age you're "gender neutral," because our society ACTUALLY revolves around "top" and "bottom" roles -- not "men" and "women"

To dress up their 'child' as a girl is their own decision, but going online with it is another story -- I mean it too, this is kind of odd to do to a child so young because they're not inclined to know exactly what they want to wear. I don't think I cared about what I wore until I turned 14 and despite the URGES never did I want my parents or anyone close to me to know I had such URGES due to the embarrassment I could feel later.

So stick to the biblethumpers on this one - this isn't a great idea to do to your child, but if you're VERY intent on 'gender neutral' early in life... hey, whatever, do whatever you want. This stuff is none of my business, but lady you are raising a boy in girl's clothes very early on.

This is exactly what the "Calgary Stampede" is like

At 7/10/14 08:19 PM, Phobotech wrote: I also drew FiendMachine, from that same thread.

what an interesting artstyle

i don't usually use photoshop ever to do brush work myself but

You know, it really sucks... but as a guy in this country, you are the minority. you don't deserve any rights among your 'fellow' men, that want to throw you in a jail with other men with obvious superiority problems and they want you to make clothes for applebees for like two cents an hour (1 less second of incarceration a day)

yeah, leave here and leave these "fellow men" with their own fucked up laws and ask them to really take charge. they can't do that, no one can make them. this is corporatocracy and once again, a kid is the fucking perverted criminal deserving of 5 years in jail, hold the bail.

At 7/10/14 07:28 PM, Weeaboo wrote: Are you talking about the prostitute with split personality? I dont think its really oversexualizing, because it doesnt use her sexuality to atract viewers, or to move the plot.

I am talking about the cop watching his daughter. that's not exactly "oversexuality," though if you don't want to live in the reality where sexuality is hardly a thing... i wouldn't suggest paranoia agent for the feint of heart

yeah, NG welcomes some really gentrified, privied losers to post on the internet - but that's because they think what they do matters, and who they are is really important. in reality, it isn't. so go for it red robin, and don't forget not killing people is for pussies like batman.

At 7/10/14 02:51 PM, ManDeep wrote: MODS
MOOOOOOOOOOOODS

don't cry anymore, little one

kill la kill took the cake from a high school of the dead

by the way orangebomb, paranoia agent does indeed "oversexualize" something so it hardly counts, and astro boy just has some x-rated kid robot scene (to me anyway)

At 7/10/14 02:41 PM, beakerboy wrote:

At 7/10/14 02:37 PM, Voltage wrote:
...

This is not an equal fight. This is Kratos we are talking about.

Kratos will beat Goku almost effortlessly because he has the ultimate power (hope) and the Blade of Olympus which has the power to kill a god.

greek gods that used their powers until they were watered down - we're talking "Goku," a guy that started with power as a child (more than a Spartan has at birth despite the reality and the fiction) and can accurately use as much energy at will AND move just too fast

like I said, do yourself a favor and never bet in sports. floyd mayweather and mike tyson were two people lots had doubts on (and still do), but the fact is they were not just brutal, utilized their stamina evenly, but were fast - and were very much real

speed in a battle between two godlikes (as Kratos is a demigod, and a demigod is ACTUALLY stronger than gods in most situations) makes the difference, but as I stated in parenthesis he simply possesses very high levels of power, energy, and speed. but he does not know how to utilize it evenly because he was blessed with such power, and if we're talking about using powers before a person is actually mean Kratos killed everyone in Mortal Kombat. total absolute power of a godlike to win a battle is a paradox; Goku's god powers would easily rival Kratos many times but would surpass his power as a being. it's just that easy

At 7/10/14 02:38 PM, ManDeep wrote:

At 7/9/14 05:40 PM, klompors wrote: that doesn't oversexualize teenage girls?

Watch Highschool Of The Dead, It's SuperKawaii™ XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

wow, only a loser jokingly suggests that one

At 7/10/14 02:25 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Alright look. You don't like where you are because it has changed from what it was when you were younger. The logical thing to do would be either adapt to the changes or move some place that is more to your liking. The illogical thing to do is expect everything will magically revert because you will it. The choice is yours.

I'm not even sure if you're sure of what exactly it is you want other than a generic "outsiders go home" and it sounds like you're more mad that you can't afford to stay in an increasingly pricey area than anything else. Well times change. Adapt.

exactly, you are looking for a broad solution for a broad problem; in other words gory, you will find narrow minded solutions and you will not be able to "maintain" gentrification by force because the nature of New York is far too accepting of difference. Being in New York and being a conservative is like sitting out in the middle of a desert without a map, so blend with the crowd and put your resolve to rest or move away to a place where gentrification is an honored substance in the community.

At 7/10/14 02:25 PM, beakerboy wrote:

At 7/10/14 02:11 PM, Voltage wrote:
inaccurate shit

Lawl... Now are you gonna pretend like you know what happened to Kratos at the end of 3? Fucking douche, no one knows what happened to him, his body was never found. You can suck goku's little cock all u want, but fuck off with your uninspired conspiracy theories about the God of War, which you clearly have not played.

You're really boiling this to, "do u even know" instead of comparing the powers of the two contestants

Do yourself a favor Beakerboy, never bet in any sports or serious competition between contenders that are probably equal because you're going to end up crying about what's going to happen to your favorite hero in the future instead of judging the fight

At 7/10/14 12:20 PM, GoryBlizzard wrote: If you’re a native of any of the aforementioned cities (I don’t care if you live there now and moved there mid-point in your life--your opinion is completely irrelevant)

If any of you have any other gentrification solutions though, then propose them, and back them up. Either that, or you can talk about how you, or anyone else you know that have been adversely affected by gentrifying neighborhoods. If you've actually benefited significantly from any gentrifying city or specific

what a really stimulating topic, welcome all the NY NG users and their opinions*, your idea on our wonderful metropolis governed by a REALLY GREAT democrat named Andrew Cuomo is highly unwelcomed because you are tasteless, thoughtless scum

(*oh but not the ones that have lived there 1 1/2 decades)

At 7/10/14 11:35 AM, beakerboy wrote: 1. goku is not much faster.

wrong. Kratos can REACT to lightning, but not move fast enough to dodge it. Now that's not to say Goku is faster, but Goku has a capability of DETECTING lightning and thus reacting enough to actually move in time. Goku can avoid an indirect threat so easily that he could even detect Medusa's head due to the evil energy that seeps from it, let alone Kratos' power.

Goku moves hundreds of times the speed of light, and that's what that ability is - "instant transmission," because it's so fast it's "instant" and is not "light transmission" which would be very quickly, probably on Kratos' level - this is still severely slower than Goku who has more than enough time to react to get BEHIND Kratos before he can even whip out Medusa's head.

At 7/10/14 11:35 AM, beakerboy wrote: 2. KRATOS IS NOT DECEASED.

I'd like everyone in this thread to understand that I'm spoiling it here, but Kratos spikes himself with the Blade of Olympus which sounds out the power of hope (Kratos' ultimate, underlaying power) into the earth which means that yes, canonically speaking, Kratos (or just simply the power of immortality) died. He was reverted into a mortal, and there is no real way he survived a mortal wound after losing the powers of gods.

At 7/10/14 11:35 AM, beakerboy wrote: 3. Kratos "died" 3 times and returned 3 times, and what is more, he became skilled at FREELY traveling between the Underworld and the Earth. Get your facts straight wow.

Get YOUR facts straight - he can come and go from the underworld as he pleased, but it took a death to send him there in the first place. THUS, he can come and go as he pleases. It only took being killed by Zeus once to send Kratos to the underworld, but by Kratos will he could come and go. Unless I'm missing something in this article there is no mention that he dies a second or third time, just simply once by Zeus. It also says it here, that he "died twice," though I assume it's also because they assume Kratos dies in GoW3.

In any event, Goku still simply would defeat Kratos. Although Goku exhausted a God of Destruction, Kratos fought an equivalent and managed to defeat him (Cronos) -- imagine the power of Cronos at the size of Kratos, yet thinner, much faster, and with more potency behind each attack. Goku had to do battle with that and just BARELY escaped the fight, despite an ascension to higher power, he still could not defeat Beerus.

Kratos would only dream of being a contender of Beerus, let alone Whis (in the DBZ universe).

At 7/9/14 09:34 PM, ZE13 wrote: it's about this teacher in her mid 40's and this man in his mid 30's. the man abuses his teenage nephew. and the two really start liking each other. i'm at the part where they met but i don't know what's in a good love story. maybe it's cuz i'm the least likely to find love then most kids in my age group...

they're gonna be married all young and pretty. and i'm gonna be somewhere unhappy and sad. i guess i don't really believe in true love outside family. oh how i wish i was pretty.

but maybe that's a good thing i'm not getting married young.... i heard some stories about how young people getting married can turn fatal. like that 14 year old girl who got married and once they got kids life went horribly wrong.

anyway what makes a good love story?

What makes a good love story is example. You know what work probably helped create a movie like "Brokeback Mountain" (even though it wasn't a heterosexual work like what you are suggesting)? The classic Romeo and Juliet.

Yes, a love story is sometimes a tragedy (and in its most powerful form, it is indeed a tragedy). Romeo and Juliet affected Brokeback Mountain with a theme of "unsung love," "impossible love" because of social disputes between many.

Now your first write-up makes things confusing. "A teacher in her 40s, and a man in his 30s."

What attracts them? That's probably your first problem - whether it's common ground, or maybe even for the teacher to help work the man through his abuse problems and they develop a bond. Perhaps he regresses, and his abuse affects her as well, so it means the man must make a change to do something for the positive reason.

Now don't base the fact YOU can't love to hide your capability to WRITE a love story. Write something you would love to imagine, put yourself in your characters shoes. And suddenly when I am reading more into your post, you are telling me about YOU. I assume you're a man, so visualize yourself as this man:

'He's unhappy and sad, noticing everyone around him being married young, if not proud. He wishes he had some kind of partner despite never knowing really what it's like to be with another person. He takes his anger and sadness out on his nephew, who is exhibiting similar moral dilemma, frustrated and scared of his uncle.

The man would soon meet a woman in her forties who worked at the local school. The two found eachother at unusual exchanges, but got to know eachother over some time. They became fond of eachother's interests, the woman was afraid to truly push forward for the man due to the nature of her family -- and for that reason, she never wanted a family, really.

Her mother was a young mother, abused by a rich conglomerate. The teacher would never know about her mother, however. She would never know the true story of her biological mother, who was killed in a suicide-homicide by the conglomerate after the stock market recession in 1981.'

As you can see, tragedy sort of infused the story to make it WHAT it was, but signifying internal struggles and external struggles between characters is pretty much what makes the story - not the sex, drugs, or love between the couple throughout the story.

you make it hard to work with the leg, but, heres a photoshop and some rule 34 or 69 or whatever fucking weird internet lingo people use anytime a woman is wearing a skirt

At 7/10/14 01:05 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 7/10/14 01:01 AM, Voltage wrote: What was the last VHS tape you've watched?

Star trek first contact

How often do you smell your hand after pleasuring yourself

Never, and I never intend to taste it either

Would you eat freshly cut raw beef if it just came out of a slaughter? Vegans/vegetarians must answer

My diet is carb rich, very smidgen of high calories + sodium not to mention soda, but I probably sweat and work in an environment where "riding a bike" is pretty pansy compared to half the crap I gotta deal with. Delivering pizzas in a car with no A/C, overheating everywhere, mugginess a regular thing, and almost every delivery is third story (go figure) makes riding a dinky bike for 4 hours a day a pretty moot subject, let alone an objective.

RIDING BICYCLES?! WHAT A WORTHLESS GESTURE!

At 7/10/14 01:00 AM, StorybookSeven wrote: My what? Like what gives me the runs? Bad food I guess, though my mom is an amazing cook.

What was the last thing you masturbated/had sex with?

my hand and my bed, because i can handle two things at once quite well.

What was the last VHS tape you've watched?

At 7/10/14 12:41 AM, saltovergray wrote:

At 7/9/14 11:25 PM, Voltage wrote:
I HAVE TRUST ISSUES

Do you want to talk about it?

No, and here's the kicker - everyone's riding the boat to Friendshipland in a brave new world.

YEAH, TAKE YOUR HAPPY TRUST PROBLEMS WITH YOUR SOMA AND SHOVE IT!

At 7/10/14 12:31 AM, LittleWashu wrote:

At 7/10/14 12:15 AM, Voltage wrote: A long explaination

You did forget about Kratos's ability to control time itself as well as slow it down. Not to mention his power of the gorons. While in direct brawn on brawn fight Goku would 9/10 trump Kratos, as I explained several times Kratos while he does have brawn does have brains as well.

Also Kratos does have experience fighting people with instant transmission.

If Kratos truly wanted to he could go back in time and off Goku before he even gained all that power if he wanted. or slow down time enough to were Goku's speed is worthless than turn him to stone with his gorgon's head.

As I pointed out before in the DBZ universe once someone was turned to stone thier consiousness is gone and they have no access to thier abilities to break free. Heaven help goku if he is caught with his in the sky meaning once he lands he will shatter and he is done.

If Goku could regenerate like piccolo that would be one thing but not even Goku can do that.

Hold up - that sounds like an "attack!"

Super Saiyan God -
Usage and Power states...
This form also allows the user to sense godly ki, and they can absorb attacks by consuming ki.

Medusa's Gaze and even the Blade of Olympus, despite striking Crono...
err...
Goku, would still be rendered deflected. The nature of turning Goku to stone seems to be considered an 'attack' so he can probably absorb the gaze with some difficulty.