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At 7/17/14 08:30 AM, Agent-Venom wrote: That's not a problem, I have manboobs.

ok good enough but btw this isnt a date thread, this is where we all beat eachother up in a 4 post brawl

At 7/17/14 08:28 AM, Agent-Venom wrote:
If you suck my dick I'll do it for free, baby.

agent-venom i am a heterosexual male

At 7/17/14 08:21 AM, Me-Patch wrote: Sorry, I'm just like palm sweaty nervous that maybe I shouldn't of done that. Figured I'd bounce it off of you, see what you thought.

I dunno man, for me? knees weak, arms are heavy. mom's spaghetti

At 7/17/14 08:18 AM, Agent-Venom wrote: I will halp u with ur gaem fer 3 fiddy.

My god you charge an arm and a leg, but you do such incredible work... FUCK! I wish I wasn't so poor!

At 7/17/14 08:04 AM, Agent-Venom wrote: Hai guis, I design sprites, hope u liek.

that is definitely some quality work, you must take commissions. i mean surely you do...

At 7/17/14 08:08 AM, Me-Patch wrote:

At 7/17/14 07:59 AM, Voltage wrote: god we've really come across some insane people the last few years

You think maybe I went too far? I sure do hope that guy can take a joke.

every person that has posted in this thread is veritably insane

and yes, if you didn't tell me it was a joke i would of definitely thought that was a serious picture!!!!!!!! are you FUCKING kidding me?????????????

god we've really come across some insane people the last few years, where the hell is jay in this thread

yes use your "face," that way we can pretend that may or may not actually be you and we get confused on who we are talking to.

or do the very rare thing, use something you created as an avatar, or even someone else's art made for you!

i know i'm probably not changing my avatar, i made this shit in ms paint

At 7/16/14 08:16 PM, 24901miles wrote: Dicks are for chicks.

so, so proud of you miles

At 7/17/14 07:49 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 7/17/14 07:46 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 7/16/14 07:32 PM, NGPulp wrote:

At 7/16/14 03:19 AM, Voltage wrote: i made this gem, biggest waste of 3 hours ever

but it had to be done

Looks pretty fuckin' cool.

you're in the official NG BBS Sequel that Amaranthus wants me to make

When will we get to see some sprites?

when Voltage is done -his- game, which could be Q42014/Q12015 so YOU'RE GONNA HAVE A WAIT!!

At 7/16/14 07:32 PM, NGPulp wrote:

At 7/16/14 03:19 AM, Voltage wrote: i made this gem, biggest waste of 3 hours ever

but it had to be done

Looks pretty fuckin' cool.

you're in the official NG BBS Sequel that Amaranthus wants me to make

At 7/16/14 05:42 PM, BoobMarley wrote: You are literally dumb as shit. My friend is in a bad way and I'm rapping about it with the NG community.

Alright, since I'm SO FUCKING DUMB and have NO EXPERIENCE AS A BURNOUT given that you have CLEARLY CATALOGED my LIFE EXPERIENCES despite the trend of HOW INFREQUENT I'VE RELEASED FLASHES OVER THE YEARS, I'm not even going to tell you what to do.

I already did, but you don't want to actually THINK, THINK, THINK on how to help someone. No, "you want to rap it."

At 7/16/14 05:27 PM, DelRio1991 wrote: Still not much of a contest (kirby can make a freaking fire sword come out of his mouth for pete's sake) but, he could last more than a few rounds.

Speaking of Pac-Man lasting a couple rounds, if you think of Manny Pacquiao as "Pac-Man" and Rustico Torrecampo as Kirby (because it's true), the match would look like this.

At 7/16/14 05:27 PM, PinkyPinkWink wrote: this one

welcome to newgrounds! if you need any assistance, you will probably learn by your tenth post that it might be pointless asking for the assistance. you will be THE master.

At 7/16/14 05:15 PM, BoobMarley wrote: There is zero reason to think this will ever happen.
You read a scenario on the internet and because you identified with the burnout character, you vilified the author and in your unoriginal masturbatory fantasy of POETIC JUSTICE the author becomes the burnout in the end. What a twist! Wow, wouldn't that just serve that mean bad guy right...

You seriously reek ego in your first post and you are "concerned" of your friend who is going nowhere, career-wise or creatively. I am not jerking off to the fantasy outcome of your life, I am literally serving you the disastrous consequence of not thinking twice, not acting upon your concern, and just talking about it to an anonymous group of idiots like any average human being does when they're "concerned." You're NOT concerned.

This good fortune you have will turn to misfortune, and "zero reason to think this will ever happen?" Okay, keep reasoning "zero reason to think you will die." You offset the total probable, you just ignore it. You're really no better than your friend and you EASILY prove it with your first post.

And by the way man, I don't go comparing the smell of my shit to other people's shit, which is what you did to me. Your garbage is just garbage in the broad spectrum, sit down and stop barking like you can bite.

At 7/16/14 03:30 AM, Thor wrote: Pacman folds in on himself and gets fucked as soon as a ghost slightly touches him

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORqCYFGhcb0

skip to 8 minutes, pacman gets kidnapped after turning into a ghost himself and probably gets literally fucked by a ghost.

At 7/16/14 05:06 PM, ManDeep wrote: I'll remember to look at your art for inspiration.

yo man kareem agrees

At 7/16/14 03:45 PM, SNAPCRACKLEANDPOP2 wrote:

At 7/15/14 09:41 PM, koopahermit wrote:
Only scrubs play with smash balls and items.

SAY THAT SHIT TO MY FACE

scrubs play with items, noobies play with smash balls =0

At 7/16/14 05:01 PM, Gun-Mage wrote: We aren't all that bad ^_^

that's a god damn lie gun-mage, and you know it

WE'RE THE REASON WOMEN GO TO LIBERAL COLLEGES, DON'T YOU FUCKING GET IT, MAN?!

At 7/16/14 04:53 PM, ManDeep wrote: I'm super gay dude, would a straight guy draw this?

yes, your lack of creativity definitely proves you're straighter than the edge of a razor

first of all:

At 7/15/14 09:07 PM, 4cat wrote: dude who gives a shit

second: if you're naturally interesting people will be totally attracted to your page and work; tomfulp, krinkels, and egoraptor have more fans combined than the top 10 'females' of this website combined (assuming this can actually be proven somehow).

that's like what 500% more attraction to the men? if at all, women don't get off easy because guys are also naturally inclined to believe you're flaunting as female to actually gain fans or mess with people or you just aren't who you say you are. and be quite careful, the women of newgrounds have more ninja in them than the iga and koga clans combined.

So long story short, who fucking cares about the gender or age on this site? you shouldn't, this isn't ehookupandfuck.com. it's newgrounds.com.

At 7/16/14 04:48 PM, NeonSpider wrote: Rule #1:

Never rely on other people. Especially people you aren't paying.

If you pay someone and they're unreliable? Get your money back or complain to their manager or something.

and if it's your friend and he turns out to be unreliable and money is involved, someone gonna get a black eye by this time tomorrow let me tell ya h'what

May 3rd, 2003
How to make a "play" button (reply) button

that is evidence of my grammar at 12 years old

At 7/16/14 04:42 PM, BoobMarley wrote: Also, I'm better than you in every way.

haha, man you're gonna be a douche in 5 fucking years and your friend's gonna ride by being like "that guy really thought he was cooler than me, what a turd"

Your friend obviously had the realization of the future way faster than you, which is that you, him, and everyone else on this planet thrives for no particular reason and the reason to go on and on with a particular talent, hobby, or interest is becoming irrelevant and pointless in the midst of the problems we face today. You THINK his progress in life is really just "burnout" territory, but you're speaking from ego and basing your success on how others should have it.

You know the people that are sometimes worse off, not seeming to improve or having trouble just with living aren't necessarily unsuccessful or going nowhere -- they're sitting in limbo, non-confident about what the future holds. And who's to say what you're doing right, never missing a step Mr. Cockymarley - you will fall, and when you fall down the stairs, your friend will probably be there to catch you or at least give a shit you were falling down the stairs. That's the difference between "friends" and "enemies."

At 7/16/14 11:18 AM, StorybookSeven wrote:

At 7/16/14 04:59 AM, Phobotech wrote: Isn't "defamation of character" grounds for a lawsuit? I think you have total justification to sue the fuck out of him.

I would seriously look into this.

lmao because the law will prevent you from being tortured/murdered by the 19 other dudes that circled outside your house, #LIBERALLOGIC #IKNOWMYRIGHTS

bitsh i gets bet u woodnt even do that. u wandt even NO where u put tha hose 2 the moower i hope u die bi u shit eat peace of sh**..

any internet friend i have ever had = highly unreliable

At 7/16/14 05:32 AM, Addict wrote:
this roster can be split up into THREE fantastic groups of people!!!

we have....

- the staff members

- the autistic clique

- the newfaggots

actually you're probably on to something i thought i had a pattern going on rows 1, 2, and 3, and i finally realize that row #2 is spot on

At 7/16/14 08:23 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: here's some more. this is fun, going through some of the PMs I never deleted

wow yurgen how can peopoles hate you. though i did lol at westies' insane PM, written professionally by a 14 year old. you have to admit that's impressive