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At 7/19/14 02:10 AM, Moblin wrote:

At 7/19/14 02:06 AM, SoupSquadRulesSoup wrote:

At 7/19/14 02:05 AM, Moblin wrote: With my friend it would be a problem cuz I would say "I'll do it" but he will say "no,no I'll do it" so yes I guess we're good friends.

i swear loyalty to the SoupSquadDudeSoup leader and founder of the soup squad you fucking idiot!!!!!!

I think it's best for you to calm down

do you get the weird feeling "Soup Squad" is like the "Spirit Squad?" Shitty green color ensemble, like 5 who-cares, no personality aliases, probably masterminded by one shitty writer like Russo. intelligence of a fly, style like a predictable troll... yes indeed folks, we have:

THE SPIRIT SQUAD

and i make up the Shawn Michaels part of DX

At 7/19/14 02:07 AM, NGPulp wrote: I can't believe no one mentioned The Rocky Horror Picture Show yet.

FUCK, SHH, THE ANTAGONIST IS A TRANSVESTITE. it doesn't count, shhh, shhh!!!!

I went into the place where my sister lived, and then I went to the place my brother lived and then, I walked on down the hall. I came to your door, and I looked inside.

Father I want to kill you. Mother? I want to FUCK YOU!!

At 7/19/14 01:24 AM, NGPulp wrote: I'd like to have kids.
Maybe teach 'em how to be nice, down-to-earth and responsible citizens.
Easier said than done, though.

Takes a village to raise a child.

are they going to be taught how to do the dougie? or on the backroads where they don't take no shit, chew tobacco chew tobacco chew tobacco spit?

At 7/19/14 12:45 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Or learn how to hate with passion...... If you know what I mean.....

you and I put the "U" and "I" in suicide

If you made a list of the people that actively post on the BBS, and made a list on what users do not post correctly or break rules in almost each/every post they make, you'd find that the lists would be almost completely identical. We call this elitism, and it's why we can't have nice things in threads.

At 7/19/14 12:14 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote:

At 7/19/14 12:10 AM, Sword-of-Kings wrote: I don't know if I'll ever have kids. If I do, I'm going to avoid my parents' fuck ups so they don't have to grow up lonely and depressed like me.

All parents fuck up.... From the looks of it... The majority of people who use these forums parents fucked up big time...

parents fuck up the moment the fatherly figure or whoever has control of the semen accidentally 'goes' and the woman accidentally actually has the child because they both mutually agreed on this accident that was apparently done on purpose

boy OH BOY

At 7/19/14 12:00 AM, migrant wrote:

At 7/18/14 11:57 PM, Voltage wrote: one word: 'devolution'

what a great picture

one word: 'devolution'

At 7/18/14 09:33 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: My little Shemhamforash shall have the fathers soul, power and flesh...

subliminalvirus, don't you mean "Shemhamphorasch"

At 7/18/14 09:18 PM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 7/18/14 08:58 PM, GodInACup wrote: Do you remember that time when you were funny?

How dare you upset me this close to Christmas! How could you?! How could you?!

this thread is pretty craptacular, even for your ability to make an interesting thread on demand, stereocrisis

well, i can get a response if i ask somebody something - though this talent is rarely seen, let alone recognized

do mrs doubtfire and ace ventura count? i know it was a shoe-in to tie the transgender to the antagonist in ace ventura, but mrs doubtfire? does this count, or are crossdressers once again left out of the trans movie collective?

I was a bit abuse of the 1-10 rating in times prior to 2007/2008 when we started going to 5 star reviewing, but when i review nowadays I do not skip out the detail and review accordingly. you do not want me reviewing your work if you are sensitive - I have some high standards for a 5 star. ok, mixed standards, but for good reason.

At 7/18/14 08:03 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I'd actually like to have a kid one day... As long as the father was strong and intelligent then I would "get rid" of him, so that he doesn't mess the kid up...

you strike me as the kind of gal that would kill a shitty father, and eat their remains to nurture the growing child within.

if this is true, that would be hot.

At 7/18/14 12:58 PM, KatMaestro wrote:

At 7/18/14 12:55 PM, Voltage wrote:
yes, weekend trips to martha's vineyard

Perhaps next time I gotta write a longer sentence and context.

I mean this. http://www.businessinsider.com/how-rich-people-think-differently-from-the-poor-2012-8?op=1

you can live every day secretly slaving for the dollar sign, but the dollar sign won't teach you much - the way the rich think and take action could even be a complete lie because it doesn't say "have no sympathy manipulating thousands, otherwise you will be a middle-class slob that bites the labor bullet and takes it up the ass for your rich employer"

and you know what they say about money - let money make itself, do not try to make the money yourself.

At 7/18/14 12:51 PM, KatMaestro wrote: If you don't start thinking like rich people, you're gonna be a dirt poor trailer trash for the rest of your life.

yes, weekend trips to martha's vineyard, endless games of golf in Pebble Beach, California, having sex with hookers like a fat guy going through toilet paper, and don't forget doing lines of cocaine off Kennedy's grill whilst you verbally and physically abuse your housemaid, wife, and mistress in the same slap.

All is fine and dandy, but being trailer trash might save you in court

At 7/18/14 09:33 AM, stormybutterfly wrote: I imagined jumping off a cliff, and living to tell about it is cool.
Too bad it was the sidewalk.

fuck, I knew you were using a metaphor!

At 7/18/14 12:20 PM, Radaketor wrote: By Africa's standards, GOLDEN GOD OF MONEY.

no radaketor, food. that paper ain't nothing, you'd look much better roasting over a camp fire to them

At 7/18/14 03:23 AM, SansNumbers wrote: Now thousands of crotchety-ass adults will sing that same old song and dance about how shitty our generation is, hooray.

No, I won't spite your generation for these obviously heinous acts committed through apathy.

No, I'll let your generation let me in as a friend and I'll let them try the same thing to me so I can kill them myself. I am doing society a favor by ridding your generation of the greater evils.

At 7/12/14 03:19 PM, Piggler wrote: Chat sucked fuck unless you were someone who was getting your knob slobbed by that chat clique.

agreed, there were some moments that hilariously awesome and there were moments that were stupid due to the local circus circlejerkus, i'm still trying to get that point across

At 7/18/14 12:15 PM, NinjaGuy wrote: I'd like to leave in the next 5 years, and I've put some thought into England, and possibly Japan.

sure, london would love to watch you starve as you forget what freedom is while the electric eyes watch you.

do yourself a favor, let your rights get taken away. suggestions like england or japan make it so you think there's an exotic place you can go where you have some sort of "freedom" when you really don't. your only routes of action are live off the grid, or live in a place like new zealand or maybe netherlands (though not being able to speak dutch means you cannot be a citizen, i believe)

At 7/18/14 01:49 AM, larrynachos wrote: I'm pretty sure the F stands for female. Did newgrounds even have a "feed" in 07?

yes, I have feeds dating back to 2007

"Randall, you look like you've seen a ghost!"
"Dante, do not go back there."

At 7/18/14 01:04 AM, Ragnarokia wrote: She is a fucking LESBIAN not a bisexual, so don't fucking as them for sex!

you're fully aware that as long as men piss outside when there is obviously a restroom that's closer, men will assume any and all women are "dateable" because to men... natural instinct quite instinctively says "man finds woman attractive! man want to take woman to mancave! man rejected, HULK ANGRY!"

it's very much common sense, i think it's not a question to never ask because HOW do you know unless you ask? oh right, things to never ask a gay person:

questions where common sense is prevalent

"So do you tell kids you enjoy sodomy?"

"YOU NEED A CIGARETTE?" NIGHT SONG LIST EDITION
You will find this list to be pleasing if this thread has highly disappointed you on "songs to listen to at night."
You Belong to the City by Glenn Frey (Glam rock)
The Real Folk Blues performed by Seatbelts (Jazz/Rock)
Chase by Giorgio Moroder (Disco)
Midnight City by M83 (Electronic)
Kids by MGMT (Psychadelic rock)
Is Happiness Just a Word? by Vinnie Paz (Rap/Hip Hop)
Miss Those Days by Celph Titled & Buckwild(Rap/Hip Hop)
Sleep by Godspeed You! Black Emperor (Post rock)
The Big Sleep by Murder by Death (Indie/folk rock)
Sweet Smell of Success by Tomahawk (Alt Metal)
Hero of the Day by Metallica (Metal)
Fireflies by Owl City (Electronica)
Neighbor by Gnarls Barkley (Neo Soul)

At 7/17/14 04:20 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: I too am concerned about the superficial details of fictional characters

very concerned, yes i am in full agreement with you yurgen

At 7/17/14 08:43 AM, FinaLee wrote: But I really am a butterfly. I swear!

Fina Lee, evolutionary ancestor of Bruce Lee. it takes them hours to type out a full message, they're a butterfly. cut finalee some slack you misanthropic, misogynistic apes!

At 7/17/14 08:43 AM, Radaketor wrote:

At 7/17/14 08:15 AM, Voltage wrote: every person that has posted in this thread is veritably insane

So you're saying you're insane also?

impossible, i'm talking about every user obviously named "person" that has posted in this thread thus far - which hasn't happened yet, thank god