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You know, I really think fast food companies shouldn't even serve coffee. It's obvious that coffee is a product they ride on to compete with Dunkin Donuts or Tim Hortons; like anybody with a remote level of class knows Denny's coffee comes well before McD or BK.

I'm all in favor of fast food companies taking coffee off their menu. Fuck you, I want my $8 cup of coffee served from Gloria Jeans.

bring it motherfucker I have 6 stars 24/7, just try and figure out that fucking math you dirty pig

SHERBERTDIED?!?! NOooooooooOOoOoOoOoOOOoO

At 10/5/14 08:08 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: good work op
I moved recently (couple of days ago)
living near Vancouver now

oh ur livin in vancouver now?

Mark my words there will not be another decent gaming platform until '16/'17 and it may very well be a new third-party company

At 9/21/14 11:54 PM, nick251 wrote: we should be in the clear now..I hope......ARE WE??

in the miracle mile we manage to reach $80K, we can get a nice little bonus. And we're at 74K right now. MAYBE, just MAYBE people will reach for the extra packages and hit the 80K bonus. I really hope that the fact it's hit the target means there will be online of some sort implemented.

And hey @The-Swain and @Krinkels, no need to be silent - $140K target goal is probably cross-platform capability of Nexus 2, right?

At 9/19/14 05:26 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 9/19/14 04:53 PM, Voltage wrote:

At 9/19/14 11:04 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: it'd be cool
I would put it on my website in fact

challenge accepted yurgie

Link
I have made a page called simply "IRAN" which will now be home to anything people make for me.
first pic on there is the one done by @Ama

yurgen that glitter spank page that does not exist when i hit next is fantastic

At 9/18/14 07:48 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: wtf woman! If I saw what I thought was a dead tiger... I'd take it skin it and eat its flesh...so that I may take its power....

that is positively sexy and great, but I don't think anything would pose more of a danger to the world than a tigerblooded clown that is a politician. hey SV, I hear Rob Ford is calling in for early retirement :P

At 9/19/14 11:04 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: it'd be cool
I would put it on my website in fact

challenge accepted yurgie

At 9/19/14 04:43 PM, beheadedbymuslims wrote: my strokefu

i always wondered this, thanks bees

At 9/16/14 12:16 AM, Satan wrote: Bitch, you ain't worth ashens shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=euIaD4Tk4V8

i was almost impressed, I figured he'd eat the whole thing and we'd get a first person perspective a vomiting show

At 9/19/14 12:49 AM, Xenomit wrote:

At 9/19/14 12:48 AM, Piper wrote:

At 9/18/14 11:43 PM, Xenomit wrote: and she giggled and turned into a store.

Well at least she didn't turn into a soul sucking demon.

I didn't word that very well

hahaha

I have a weird story. It kinda freaked me out too. In my city we have some city rats (metaphorically speaking, people that apparently collect bottles to make a living because they're probably charged pedos without a job) - well, on trash day, I had gone outside for a cigarette or something, and this lady was picking in our trash. She had her own trash bag, and she was talking to some other guy. They weren't just grabbing bottles out of our trash, she grabbed some other shit. Like a paper plate, and some used paper towels.

I looked at her, and like a deer in headlights she stared back for a second and walked off briskly like nothing happened. I was just confused as to why the fuck you'd want someone's used paper plates and paper towels.

At 9/19/14 04:25 PM, Scarface wrote:

At 9/19/14 03:14 PM, Radaketor wrote:

At 9/19/14 12:07 AM, NuclearInfected wrote: So about the whole Rule 34 thing, Urban Dictionary

Is there any r34 of Urban Dictionary?

Yeah, I'm not seeing the connection between the two.

UrbanDictionary is a website designed to define words or phrases that are in common use by a culture, but are not widely known.

Rule 34 is the idea that if something exists, there is porn of it.

Hmmm... hypocrisy.

I don't really understand your issue or why you present this as a topic, NuclearInfected. The thing about Urban Dictionary is that it's a slang dictionary, if not a mirror of the most aggravating website to read-- Encyclopedia Dramatica. UD compared to ED is a cake walk. I think the purpose of Urban Dictionary has outlived its real usefulness, and now it's just kind of one of those random slang sites that helps get stupid words into dictionaries.

Look at that, we helped evolve the words you can use in culture! Now you kids can probably say "leet" in an essay and get away with it. That's the only thing you could probably thank UD for.

At 9/19/14 03:51 PM, T3XT wrote: So you're with a guy/girl (whichever you prefer), you get into bed, and they pull out the opposing gender's genitalia.

What do you do?

I might scream.

But the reality is, if you conned me into sleeping with you I guess we can do it. I'm not a fan of that whole guys with vag kinda thing. God, life is such a trap.

At 9/19/14 04:13 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 9/19/14 04:07 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: "is it possible for a human to dislike something even though they're stereotyped otherwise"

gee I can't work it out

Gay people having anal sex is a stereotype? This is new's to me, I... have a lot of thing's to rethink.

Not everybody is into it, they could be gay out of choice in that they use it as manipulation, they could be gay in the sense that they are not sexual about their feelings and - HOLY FUCK! SURPRISE! The feeling can be mutual between partners. It's the same thing in a "straight" relationship. There are also things called a non-sexual relationship. This is where orientation doesn't quite matter, it's generally a platonic, lovey-dovey kind of thing. Nothing is wrong with it, just like nothing is wrong with being gay/bi/whatever.

It's Shadow from FF6. I don't think it really has a meaning, but Shadow is pretty badass.

iLikeBigButtsCannotLie666 habeeb it

At 9/17/14 07:36 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 9/17/14 05:07 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 9/17/14 06:46 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: If you're profile isn't lying, you're gay anyways, so it's not like you have to worry about being buttraped.

Assuming all homosexual dudes do butt stuff.

Assuming gay people can't be raped.

Also assuming gay people aren't into the sexual side of it like that - kind of a stereotyped generalization

At 9/17/14 01:16 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 9/17/14 10:36 AM, SentForMe wrote:

At 9/16/14 10:23 PM, Voltage wrote:
THEN DONATES CAMPBELL SOUP TO CHARITY. YOU MONSTER!!

I heard a rumor that Voltage really, REALLY likes the color green.

SentForMe skips random posts for the lulz.

NewgroundsMike is not his avatar. His avatar is Picanjo. AND THAT IS NOT A RUMOR!!

At 9/17/14 01:22 AM, SubliminalVirus wrote: First against the grain... and then go over it again with the grain...

that's how I do it. :o

At 9/17/14 12:41 AM, MykeiXWolfe wrote: I use clippers. It doesn't matter which direction i fight the rice, shit will fall.

MykeiXWolfe confirmed neckbeard

lol are you a time traveler from the 80s

I generally have pizza to wash the taste of that something-something out of my mouth

You don't know someone until you see them personally, that's that

Epic Fat Sabu, I don't care if Sabu isn't a word HE'S THE BEST SHITTIEST WRESTLER GOD DAMNIT

At 9/16/14 10:17 PM, Phobotech wrote:

At 9/16/14 10:14 PM, xXSp1cyN1njaXx wrote:
phobotech's beard is made out of cotton candy

You take that back! I bet it takes... xXSp1cyN1njaXx... like... a whole minute to type out for you!

I hear when Phobotech really cares, he takes about a whole minute (+/-) to type out the post for them

THEN DONATES CAMPBELL SOUP TO CHARITY. YOU MONSTER!!

At 9/16/14 10:11 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Dude I can't even make any sense of this thread

this majestic masterpiece is the puzzle piece you are looking for to know what does it mean

@mykeixwolfe

sorry, not into catfish - coke and meal please, no bread

@back-from-purgatory

i must be the only person who liked using chat and used it to talk to Newgrounders, and found it funny when it went down

now let's get the punchline out of the way and hope the alternatives both get killed off via inexplicable disasters that render quakenet + microsoft/skype powerless >:)

losing one's virginity on a cruise ship is simply not intercourse, but discourse for being awkward as fuck