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After a strong battle, it's clear who the winner is in our first round.

Knox entered strong, showcasing his live moves and his witty sarcastic humor, but his attention to the battlefield grew weary as he jumped off the platform and died! Poor Knox. I hear Ebaumsworld enjoys your kind.

Jester also fought strong, equal to power to the veteran Knox. He takes too much damage however, and accidentally touches a rare Amar bomb and explodes and also dies! Nice try Jester.

It seems as though Godinacup was entirely idle for the duration of this battle. His followers promised to show up as well, but it's clear nobody was at controller 3. In fact, if Godinacup wasn't upstairs masturbating their life away on sites like YouTube and Albinoshitsheep, he may of had a chance. Jester silently pushed him off the stage each time.

Our winner, who won in the style of Luigi Winning By Doing Absolutely Nothing (because he was banned from the BBS) -- ManDeep!!

@Cronizone nor @Monster-64 will be joining our battles, because the programmer of this really shitty game is too lazy to open Photoshop and send out the press release forms to get them on board the legal way. There's always room in the updated, better, more regular Newgrounds User Beatdown Hyper Turbo Arcade Ultra Edition Round 2 Fight Mode! But good news... Bit did an impressive job adding himself (which was a dick move bro) - nonetheless, he will join the melee! ERRR, the Beatdown, sorry. I could get sued for saying that

ANYWAY TL;DR MANDEEP WINS THE NEXT BATTLE

Here's a real challenge - in a battle between @supergandhi64, @SCTE3, @Yurgenburgen, and @Amar... who would stand the strongest as the finest poster this side of the BBS game disc?

At 11/17/14 08:03 PM, Cronizone wrote: You're welcome.

your filthy addition will be noted for the sequel to NG User Beatdown Brawl, until then WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT GAME, SOLID SNAKE

and also that was a horrible edit, the font is orange kid

I will analyze all reports on the battle after reading this magnitude of notifications. one moment lady gentlemen and ladies

The residual effects of a potential meltdown far outweigh the benefits. I would never vote nuclear power. Let's find out if cold fusion really works first, come on guys, it's worth the century of research just to debunk that it probably doesn't work.

Other than that, the huge amounts of unused land in Nevada and the great plains would look great if we turned it to solar farms. Or even the great North Woods in Maine... then again, people would cry because we're defacing the land for giant solar farms.

WELCOME, NEWGROUNDER!

In this thread we're gonna have ourselves a BEAT DOWN. Yup, a good ole fashioned southern-style wrestling match, composed of your favorite (and probably least favorite) artists around the globe. And by globe, I mean this website we all religiously use because WE'RE F*@#$@! AWESOME

The way this works is we will basically have an elimination game based on the selected challengers per "fight." The challengers can be characterized by not just their forum presence (if any) but also overall greatness and obviously the fanism surrounding the challengers. You say their name, give a little short description why Mandeep would wipe the floor with 90% of this roster and that's 1 vote for Mandeep. Simple as that.

There are 25 challengers, welcome them all ladies and gents:
@stafffighter, @tomfulp, @wadefulp, @krinkels, @lepy, @johnnyutah, @knox, @luis, @newgroundsmike, @supergandhi64, the one and only V, @theweebl, @pikanjo, @paragonx9, @egoraptor, @finalee with @stormybutterfly as their down B assistant!, @jester, @legendaryfrog, @scte3, my fave @Yurgenburgen, @mandeep, @amaranthus, @amar, @ama I don't even know what you call yourself anymore amaranthus, @wahyaranger, @godinacup, and of course - the legend, @thor.

Our first 4 challengers are Knox, Jester, Mandeep, and Godinacup. This is simple:

Who would you think would win this battle of the egos?

At 11/17/14 06:48 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: User above can have God powers.

>:D

And I give you this, cherish it TGC.

At 11/17/14 06:49 AM, ChickenChips wrote: rofl fuckin rofl

can you say anything other than "the guru said so it must be true"

I actually had a really long interesting post I was going to reply with until I realized arguing with you is like trying to jam my dick in a bottle and hoping it improves my sex life

At 11/17/14 04:22 AM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: Once in my lucid dream I made the entire earth low gravity and I made everyone horny so I can start the world's hugest orgy.

that is not a lucid dream sneakygameboy, that's actually just a regular dream

I was once able to fly out of my house, but I never got the whole idea of flying

At 11/17/14 06:12 AM, wolfe wrote: User above can have one free blowjob from Kim Kardashian...

Holy shit. Thank the lords, Kanye!

The above user gets a 20 ounce of diet pepsi, you have to see me in person though.

@TheComputerHermit god damnit QUESTION SNATCHED

If America never got involved with giving the Jews the Holy Land and calling it Israel instead of giving it to the Muslims, what effects would it have on America's interaction with the radical Muslims/terrorists? Try to include events like 9/11 in your answer.

Perhaps reversed situation - with America's non-interventionalism and nobody to aim their guns at in protest, the U.N would have probably stepped in asking for America's assistance. The interventionalist policy of America at the time would have called into effect the (proper) foreign policy in that they have no business in areas outside the country. An alliance of the U.K, France, Germany, Canada, and possibly a coalition developed in Israel would then create a trade union/organization to combat Muslim extremists that were bordering the country, less hoping for an invasion.

NOW, "if Michael Jackson had not become popular, where would pop music be today?"

At 11/17/14 02:31 AM, ChickenChips wrote: if you believe endogenous dmt is responsible for dreaming then is dreaming mean youre in another reality... Thats not the case

@Stereocrisis there's almost no point with arguing with CC as 1: they're trapped in scientific lala land and 2: probably a troll

I definitely know what you're talking about SC

STAP FUACKING STAREING AT ME

seems like Everything Is Terrible and Tim & Eric had a baby, looks like its name is Memory Hole. seems fitting

law officials need to know that "curbing" the crime of the city will probably have close to little impact if the general population of detroit is poor. I don't get city planning anymore, do people just play SimCity and replicate the situation of what's going on? you can't have like 12 residental blocks surrounding 2 industrial zones and no fire dept/PDs within a close range, your crime rate will go so red that communism itself will be jealous

At 11/17/14 05:38 AM, Cyberdevil wrote:

At 11/17/14 03:24 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: Here's your sack of coal due to how naughty you were this year.

Here's an actual authentic one line post reply! :D Have a good one!

you can have something, on steam, if you can get my steam in 24 hours you get a $10 present

bet you dickheads wish you were even remotely as cool as Cyberdevil now

At 11/16/14 08:00 PM, MrApophis wrote: Hey I thought new england was very liberal.

My view on it is that Maine is actually a leader on the politics in New England, right next to Massachusettes - don't ask me why on earth we're apparently a key state for jack shit, but our governor is Paul Lepage and Mass's is "His Excellency," Mr. DEEVAAAAAAAAaAAAaL PAAaaAAaahtrick (who is a democrat). I see it as a republican foothold, you'd be surprised to learn that the liberal identity the governors assume in these states are very far from what the democratic party upholds

At 11/16/14 11:33 PM, Sekhem wrote:

At 11/16/14 05:41 PM, Voltage wrote: I'm not trying to blur the line between hip-hop and rap here

i'm really trying to hold in my laughter

, but the topics artists like Lil Wayne talk about aren't even on par with the shit Immortal Technique talks about.

too late

you're going to argue with me

ain't no laughing matter, son

At 11/16/14 07:11 PM, Synnxile wrote: people who are rich or wealthy most likely just worked really hard and are wondering why these other people don't also work as hard as they did.

it isn't quite like that I don't think - it's that people are unhappy where they are, and the rich can't wrap their head around the fact that people cannot find a 'fitting' job for the life of them because they don't like to leave their sphere of comfort.

In fact if you want to know a very interesting "illegal" mechanic (which I do not promote as it is QUITE illegal) - a drug dealer in rural America makes a lot of money which the IRS does not see. This drug dealer can live off a friend (or fiend off a customer as a "friend" or "roommate" but not be on the official lease) - the kids can be elsewhere, they can say relatives cannot assist them and obviously baby momma/baby daddy is fucking and living with someone else as usual

This drug dealer will racket anywhere from $100 to $1800 a week depending on their cumulative sales (and drug type), their food stamps effectively pay for their food because they are quote "HOMELESS, WITHOUT RELATIVE HELP" etc - so they get free funds from the state and taxpayers despite having an income that probably dwarfs a 40-hour a week manager at a supermarket or Gamestop or what have you.

They get $140 a week minimum to be an illegal money parasite that does not need to claim taxes or even really work hard to support their own life as long as they swallow the bitter pill that they cannot own a new car (unless they buy it outright which is not difficult for these kinds of people) nor can they actually have health care... oh wait a second, the Obamacare mandate means everyone can have it as long as you can afford it!

Right, so the Obamacare shit being afforded, the drug overlord guy gets to sell his drugs and keep his earnings and not report to IRS or pay attention to responsibility, and he gets food stamps! Wow, what a pat on the back for this fine upstanding guy. Tell you what, let's give him a spot in office for all the hard work he's done!

At 11/16/14 06:58 PM, MrApophis wrote: You're lucky to live in maine, bro.
And I'm assuming that it's not that bad if you live in the coastal areas of Maine. I think the only sizable town there, Portland, is near the sea, judging by its name eh? If you live in like the interior of Maine, of course it's going to be cold as fuck.

am I wrong at all?

yes I'm lucky to live in a sexist, conservative, in-debt wedding destination hot-spot filled with tourists from massachusettes and frenchies from quebec in the summer/fall hogging the entire fucking interim of portland's routes 295 and congress street when i am trying to get a god damned coffee and go the fuck home!! FUCK!!

believe it or not but Portland is generally only a few degrees colder when it's very close to the sea. I live in the mainland where yes it does get pretty cold, the kind of cold that shrivels your dick to the size of a lindor truffle when you're trying to take your dog out and you try to piss on the snow (it's a Mainer thing).

the mountain regions are also far colder, the mountains in maine get to like -10 degrees on a 'warm' winter day where the mainland is like 22/25 degrees fahrenheit

Food stamps isn't the broad problem of things, but we don't like it as "conservative Americans" because the concept seems to promote laziness. Like why go out and get a job when you can just get food stamps? Apparently, about 30 or 40 years ago when food stamps were implemented it was seen as an embarrassing thing to use food stamps to buy food at the supermarket (loosely quoting Howie Carr on that one).

I think if you really need the help then go ahead and get food stamps, but the fact is - 10 cents a day dude, that's a lot compared to the fact rich people pay in the same thing with their dividends, 10 cents a day to a person with 100K a year is way less different than 10 cents a day to a person with 25K a year, no kids.

And also, it's using other people's money to fund someone else's "need" which is already a grey line. @KillerSkull has the right idea - some people are using it as a means for what it isn't, like eating donuts in their trailer all day, or buying tubs of butter and melting it down to use as lube for sex (not even fucking joking, I've heard this story twice where I live).

It's just wrong altogether, instead of promote the idea of people going out and making something for themselves they have to rely on the system. I'm not saying THAT'S wrong but it's wrong that people aren't self-reliant and either abuse the system or live by it like it's their brand of constitution.

And I'll be honest, I'm one of the few people that are actually kind of going hungry but won't rely on this bullshit because the consensus of people should not have to pay for the insane amount of money I get to use at the grocery store. (you get well over $100 in some cases + extra food stamp EBT cards if other people sign up with you)

At 11/10/14 09:32 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote:

At 11/10/14 09:15 AM, MrApophis wrote: OK, I'll give NM that. At least the coldest it gets out here is the 20s.

20? thats sweater weather for us! try -40 then come and talk.

dude 20 is not even sweater weather for maine

You can't really "see" ghosts; according to a lot of paranormal researchers and experts (apparently there are experts in this particular field; god knows why), these are apparently visitors from beyond and/or are in this universe but cannot generally be seen as they don't seem to exist on a physical plain like most living matter. So unless you're some psycho schizophrenic douchebag, you can't really see ghosts.

You can also allegedly see ghosts on film (which is why sometimes there is no reaction from the guy recording, his eyes aren't on the preview image on the camera). It's apparently a similar situation to seeing the light on a remote turn on, which is some infrared light. Well, having an infrared shape as a former human being... ? Pretty farfetched, but for the superstitious it's certainly one explanation to "seeing" ghosts.

On the other hand, you can feel ghosts and sense paranormal abnormalities. Anyone that has not is obviously hiding the truth, after all - we all enter the stage of death and there is no running from the inevitable. Everybody dies, and House M.D ended. Do you even wonder if the people you talk to aren't already dead? In a relevant world where everything matters, we oddly treat it as if we are already ghosts - wherenothing matters, and nothing drives you to figure out the truth of the world you live in.

You see I was always skeptical about the paranormal, the world of the dead; spirits and ghosts and things that don't seem to exist. I've told this story before on this forum and elsewhere in matters of off-line conversation, but I have had experience with a ghost. This ghost was apparently the form of either my grandfather or great grandfather; whoever's previous existence was summoned to my aunt's house. While we were discussing their histories I was asking her questions about them, when she talked about the construction site/pit she lived near.

Apparently my great-grandfather was a construction worker/mason of some kind; he built several houses around where I live now and actually built one of the houses where there was a standoff with police and the shooter killed his own mother. My grandfather was not a reputable man, and likely got that from his father as well in that they did not respect women - this "trait" haunting a house is not unknown in the paranormal world, but just one odd little note.

All besides that, everything was going well in our historical discussion about him until she got up to talking about the Dunn family suicides. It's a pretty bizarre world here; my great grandfather's brother committed suicide by running his car in his own garage. My grandfather also died by self-caused traumatic injury and no one could help him. Now finally...

My great grandfather allegedly had some troubles. It may have been financial issues as C.W Dunn was not a popular construction business, and things were likely looking very grim. I don't think he took the news of my great uncle dying well either, so apparently one day he walked out in his own construction site and shot himself in the head with a handgun.

When my aunt told me all that I was like wide eyed and like, "wow!" She talked about her side of it and at the end we kind of just laughed things off to "curve" the conversation... throughout our conversation though, the power had flickered. And when we had finished talking about this - the power went out for a few minutes. I know, it's probably just a coincidence.

I had been having some odd depression for awhile that I went to a therapist for consultation about, had some drug problems, girlfriend situations (as is the norm), etc. And I always felt bugged about something; after that story though, things seemed to have been lightened. I didn't feel a huge burden on my conscience, didn't think much of the little things and I managed to forget about most of this stuff altogether.

It's not always "seeing" a ghost, it's imagining that someone's just always hovering around... hanging on to you until you "find" something out. Ghost boxes are an odd idea, but it worked for me.

Make more relevant threads, otherwise I want Dalexj1337 (Alexborn?), Monster-64, SCTE3, @Yurgenburgen, @Supergandhi64, @WadeFulp, and especially @BrenTheMan

most if not all threads by anyone else seems very irrelevant including the 9 or so threads I've ever made in my 11 years here at NG

At 9/29/14 11:05 AM, Phobotech wrote: Battle of the Traps, Bridget from Guilty Gear vs. Poison from Streets of Rage.

Poison knows no mercy and would jam his/her cock down Bridget's christian throat faster than a stick of butter near Furious Pete

@TheGameChanger, definitely Wily. At least he's made a few attempts to stop Megaman, and technically does manage to kill him (and himself most likely, which is badass)

here's my death battle, which is likely the best death battle in this entire thread minus the Shoes VS Hans from Mighty Ducks

At 11/16/14 05:58 PM, NeonSpider wrote:

At 11/16/14 05:27 PM, Voltage wrote: Wegra also scares the shit out of me, his avatar makes me think that he got the brilliant idea of cosplaying Megaman off the cover of the NES cartridge

Look on the bright side. At least he didn't look on the cover of a Barbie video game cartridge and think "Yeah I'm gonna cosplay this".

i know it's going to sound gay, but I'd almost rather he make that attempt before becoming NES cover Megaman

Fast "good" music? Anamanaguchi.

Flashback.

"Flashback
Tentacles of my spirit grow
Sit back, relax and hope
The second time
Ain't like the first;

I'm a schoolboy why don't you teach me!!
Bend over and we'll hush the squealing!!
Put on the mask and dance for daddy!!
Wait for the world to say it's sorry,
You show me yours, I'll show you mine!!"

At 11/16/14 05:35 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 8/29/13 05:40 PM, Cynicalx wrote: I think Palpatine was trying hard to defeat Mace and he still lost.

Thank god opinions aren't facts.

Actually Palpatine outlasted Mace Windu because not only did the Empire last for a couple dozen years but Sheev Palpatine was the only mortal person to outlast the entire events of Episodes 1 through 6 and probably then some.

At 11/12/14 10:22 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote: I actually quit smoking, but whenever I get really drunk...I go out and buy a pack. My choice is Marlboro Reds 72s..But hell, I will make that pack last me 4 to 5 days.

You are higher up in my book of trust for mentioning Reds 72

Organic tobacco bitches (when I can actually afford it)

@yurgenburgen has the right idea, now...

@Civilies - @deftonesfan655 and @monster-64

I typed "Lil Wayne 2002" in YouTube and I found this song. And it isn't Tupac, but it's not what you'd expect from "today's" Lil Wayne. Lil Wayne sucks, yes, but this thread isn't Hate Lil Wayne Fun Time hour especially if this track he made 12 years ago makes you guys look like unpopular little boys at a lunch table. COME ORIGINAL.

@Xenomit, I am not one of Lil Wayne's fans nor do I ever claim to be but even I will say his earlier work was more heartfelt - probably because he wasn't in a league where money could buy him his fame. And @Sekhem I don't know about him being "the most naturally gifted lyricist that hip-hop has ever seen (before or since)."

Before, yes, since?

Hell no dude, are you crazy? What about the hip hop artists slinging on the things you're too familiar with? I'm not trying to blur the line between hip-hop and rap here, but the topics artists like Lil Wayne talk about aren't even on par with the shit Immortal Technique talks about. Lil Wayne might of had a Gift of Gab [sic] but he does not speak about anything real anymore. He's not about being heartfelt at all at this point. And more importantly, the society that cherishes him is one he doesn't want to lose... so he never intends to sing or rap for anyone but himself because he'll risk that fanbase the moment he dabbles in anything requiring forethought and real lyrics.

superghandi64 is not bound by life or death, so you people better fear something that is greater than this world

also, Profanity is a scary motherfucker -- even though I don't know who they are or what they do, they strike me as off. Not on the levels of people here involved in heinous crime/suicide.

Wegra also scares the shit out of me, his avatar makes me think that he got the brilliant idea of cosplaying Megaman off the cover of the NES cartridge