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At 11/18/14 05:54 AM, Phobotech wrote: You gotta practice your Samwise Gamgee for future Halloweens.

PO-TAY-TOES. Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew?

Just for you my friend, I will be Samwise Gamgee. I will find out how to speak with a (better) british dialect.

I'm pulling the strings on the final boss here fellas, yw

At 11/18/14 03:27 AM, supergandhi64 wrote: in it to win it! newgrounds . . . lend me your energy

--supergandhi64

don't let one of the greatest forum users down guys, shit! In It To Win It

At 11/18/14 02:28 AM, Pikanjo wrote: Wait, what.
-Richie

You will always be relevant to me, Pikanjo. <3 But your time has not yet come. I can also cross off getting you to post in one of my threads after putting that on my NG Bucket List 11 years ago. YES!

Only a few hours remain folks, and our contestants are itching for a winning, cruising for the bruising, Snooping to the Dogging, flogging like a molly, swimming and stinging like an underwater bumble bee; stabbing and shooting, MASSACRES AND BLOODSHED, DECAPITATIONS AND

Whoa gonna have to stop right there

At 11/18/14 04:46 AM, Phobotech wrote:

At 11/18/14 12:41 AM, Voltage wrote:
i shaved my goatee, i look like a woman now

Not at all...I'm gonna be that guy and say you kinda look like Sean Astin from The Strain.

huh, what an interesting comparison. I would not have foreseen that, but if Sean Astin was also in a movie with Kevin Bacon, I'm honored to be compared 8)

I hit Random and I think I found the first version of FlappyBird

At 11/18/14 12:56 AM, Lepy wrote: oh my fuckin god i'm going to lose whatever this is i'm the least known person on that list help me

i plan "best obscure Newgrounds user"

At 11/18/14 12:51 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 11/18/14 12:41 AM, Voltage wrote:

i shaved my goatee, i look like a woman now

You kind of look like you are making this face :-}

thats cuz my mouth is a beak, imma bird, tweet tweet :V

I'd say the worst drugs to take are probably stimulants, caffeine, cocaine, adderal, speed/meth, MDMA/GHB (which may not be stimulants not sure)... you want more if you 'survive' its high, and a bad effect is the psychosis afterward. No kids, stick to cigs and alcohol, touching speed let alone defending uppers makes ya ALWAYS WANNA GO FAST

At 11/18/14 12:37 AM, 24901miles wrote: Me like SCTE3? Nah. I only have eyes for you bae

ur so sweet x x o x o x x o x x o <;3

At 11/18/14 12:14 AM, CresIsis wrote: Here's a cute selfie with one of my besties

Cresisis I honest to god thought you were a douchebag I knew and I hated

the truth is, I may feel some kind of homoerotic love for you now
just kidding, that's reserved for bren and yurgen kinda

i shaved my goatee, i look like a woman now

At 11/18/14 12:29 AM, 24901miles wrote: No. I have never experienced sensory hallucinations, despite taking drugs in an attempt to experience hallucinations. It's been such a letdown. I get pangs of envy when people talk about all the spiritual experiences, delusions, and hallucinations they've experienced while sober or under the influence of substances.

I hope that sometime in the next few decades we'll have commercially available BCIs which are capable of forcing the mind to experience that sort of illusion. Until then, the imagination will have to suffice.

I think the experience is gloated by a lot, and dramatized - there's really only so many people sensitive to whatever it is they're seeing or sensing and even then they sometimes can't explain it because it's an odd feeling

At 11/18/14 12:33 AM, SCTE3 wrote:

At 11/18/14 12:32 AM, 24901miles wrote:

Funny. Last year, I do remember saying that you may end up being more into men than women when you started your hormones. Is that what happened?

The post is a joke, I don't like guys. Only the ladies.

one of these days you are going to break miles and my heart at the same time and unlock an achievement

At 11/18/14 12:26 AM, Avery wrote: If only I knew how to do it.

binaural beats, psychadelic drugs, trance, hypnosis, and practice

not necessarily all at once unless you want to trip around the moon, juniper, visit NAYSA and smoke some fine space weed in the process

oh so the KKK are trying to help the situatio

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN FERGUSON

At 11/18/14 12:24 AM, KillerSkull wrote: I mean, don't we all fap to our crushes at some point?

sometimes we're lucky and have sex with them too

At 11/18/14 12:10 AM, SentForMe wrote: what about the 1 in 100,000 of you who might be a murderer or rapist.

try the 10 out of 1 of us that are actually murderer and/or rapists

At 11/18/14 12:07 AM, Luette wrote:

At 11/17/14 07:16 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: rejects the Nonexistence of lack of

Can you be more confusing please?

In other words - "believes the existence in the lack of dreams" (since it's a double negative)

I rarely have dreams as well, but they are usually a shitty lucid dream or a very vivid, fucked up dream

At 11/18/14 12:17 AM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 11/18/14 12:15 AM, Voltage wrote: Avery, what the fuck kind of thread is this? What on earth?

Voltage, come here boi ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

bro its not a challenge if i gaze at your mystical face fuzz daily!

i am sorry :(

Avery, what the fuck kind of thread is this? What on earth?

At 11/18/14 12:08 AM, selfdefiant wrote: Are you serious? Wait, you can't be. A king does not simply become a king by sitting back and doing nothing.. Well, maybe they do... Yes! I do have what it takes! I also make a shit load of games that millions of people love. Yes, yes sir I am worthy!

Maybe you have what it takes my friend

WAIT A FUCKING MOMENT YOU'RE AN 06'ER

dude I would tell Obama "your reputation will make people think I'm in cahoots with the CIA, stop making me a public enemy!"

I -kinda- wanted to meet up with some Newgrounds users but creepiness aside (and my own paranoid delusions everyone is either a robot, a pedo, or the FBI) I would like to think Bren's suggestion is best... even better, get your friends into Newgrounds. If you don't got friends, you can always pay people to be your friend for 5 minutes so there'll be a chance they pop onto Newgrounds and become a user here

We call it selfless PR, or "how to sell out in 15 minutes"

At 11/17/14 11:37 PM, ChickenChips wrote:

At 11/17/14 06:53 AM, Voltage wrote:

sure bud

pointing to "many worlds interpretation" as explanation of drug hallucinations isnt valid. your not an expert

I never claimed to be, I just think an argument with someone such as yourself is just a pointless discussion, I don't think discussing spirituality with someone that has no interest in it is an interesting discussion to participate in and is essentially troll bait. I sum it up as "Stereocrisis is right" because you're cheating - you use the text book definition like a normal person

and normal people have no place in this world, boy

At 11/17/14 11:36 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 11/17/14 11:31 PM, Voltage wrote: don't forget, being the only one in class who raises their hand and not knowing the answer is extremely embarrassing. so don't be that guy!

That doesn't relate to anything I said. That actually seems to reflect poorly on you more than anything.

if you don't know that feel, it is because at one time you were wrong. and you admit it, bren. what has happened my friend. did they do something to you in high school?

At 11/17/14 11:28 PM, BrenTheMan wrote: - If you ask "why" you have to do anything, that is bad

don't forget, being the only one in class who raises their hand and not knowing the answer is extremely embarrassing. so don't be that guy!

At 11/17/14 11:26 PM, DCXME01 wrote: I got AVG on (also Adblock), and- oh wait a minute... It started last week. And NO I'm not even 12, numbnuts

no, you have yet to reach the age of 12 - we understand

At 11/17/14 10:54 PM, M-Maher wrote:

disable java you fuckin' mook, you want all those viruses all up in your dick? I mean holy shit, what are you 12? thats a big fuckin' security risk you're taking, f-------

and that is a ban, ladies and gentlemen. thank you for playing.

oh right, I personally -hete- using sketchy websites that pisses off the local village, infects everything you own with malware and gives you more viruses than a windows 98 security breach

At 11/17/14 10:43 PM, selfdefiant wrote:

At 5/16/14 09:24 PM, Liquor wrote: WHO'S THE KING OF THE PORTAL?

RIght now I am!

dude god damnit it's the running gag it's strawberryclock unless

unless

selfdefiant

do you have what it takes to wear the crown

the crown of the king, the king of the portal

At 11/17/14 11:10 PM, BrenTheMan wrote:

At 11/17/14 11:06 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Who's cutting onions here?

Aww, it's OK, let me rub salt in those wounds if it makes you feel any better.

don't forget to put bleach in her favorite drink so it makes her feel better about the lost opportunity

At 11/17/14 07:50 PM, fmn335 wrote: Wait, which one of these fighters had the radioactive nipple power?

radioactive nipple power is likely JohnnyUtah, but I have heard Luis can fire shotgun shells out of his ass or something

At 11/17/14 10:29 PM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 11/17/14 10:24 PM, Voltage wrote: Here's a real challenge - in a battle between supergandhi64, SCTE3, Yurgenburgen, and @Amar... who would stand the strongest as the finest poster this side of the BBS game disc?

before voting, let me remind everyone of my previous work on the bbs

oh my god, I might be the voice announcer guy here Yurgen but I definitely want to vote for you after viewing that thread