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At 11/19/14 02:34 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Wrong again, I never had any credibility to start.

you did until you said "le 9geg" army and i will proudly remember this for the next 6 months, sorry dog

At 11/19/14 02:28 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: Also when the creators attempt to give it a story....

you mean the drawn out story that you have to skip 10 minutes into the video, or any story in particular? i love 15 second "stories" where suddenly they're totally naked the next scene

At 11/19/14 02:28 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: By that logic, dude, we should just call it "male masturbation" and "female masturbation".

no, it's just "masturbation" because both men and women do it. why does there have to be a stupid nickname associated with it when dealing with genders? I think the word "fap" is retarded too, it sounds like the noise a duck makes when a dick is caught in its mouth

At 11/19/14 02:28 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

Source: Le 9geg Army.

you have lost any credibility you had with me, which was about two and three quarters cups of credibility god damnit

At 11/17/14 01:15 PM, Gagsy wrote: Come on EJR, I love ZJ as much as the next woman, but when is anyone going to need (or be allowed) to post a thread all in caps

I've done it, twice in fact

At 11/19/14 02:24 PM, SubliminalVirus wrote: I forgot to add...
I can also give out invitation codes...because I have no friends offline to give the..... I mean... because...

spit it out, god damnit

At 11/19/14 02:24 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 11/19/14 02:19 PM, Voltage wrote: I'm going to put all of my money on that you probably googled those terms and never thought "fingering" was the term for female's self pleasure

So it's still fingering if they use a dildo?

Ok.

GG.

that's called boning, or just simply masturbation

At 11/19/14 10:11 AM, FurryGod wrote: Mainland beaches are shit, but Hawaii beaches, as well as international ones are pristine.

they're only pristine because you're tourist scum and unaccustomed to beaches around the globe

this right here is a beach located in Maine, I haven't been to many beaches myself but I think it's one of the best examples America has to offer (and is probably one of the nicest on the New England coast)

At 11/19/14 02:17 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 11/19/14 07:50 AM, odditiesbyangela wrote: Is it called fapping for girls?

Believe female slang is "schlicking" or something similar.

Or male "jacking" vs. female "jilling"

I'm going to put all of my money on that you probably googled those terms and never thought "fingering" was the term for female's self pleasure

redub of the audio, the lack of traps, the fact the guy is fat, the fact the guy is also not trying to bring back planking

there must be something about Russia's sky because this isn't the first time some huge light appeared in the Urals region

At 11/19/14 02:05 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:
My ejaculations can burn holes into the ozone layer, AND land in your mom!

Outdo: I know that joke was lame.

yeah, well your face is lame but you don't see me complaining

outdo: when I complain... nothing happens

At 11/19/14 12:32 AM, MrPercie wrote: you'd think it would be some kind of beautiful dance, instead its just awkward humping and body crushing, and it sickens me.

yup welcome to reality bud, jump aboard the "jeez sex is fucked, literally" train and toot thy horn until cloning technology improves

personally, these animals are out in the wilderness and I welcome new penguin-seal relations. should there be a new cross species, i will personally call them Sealuins, and I can't wait to be the first human to eat them

At 11/19/14 01:59 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/19/14 01:55 PM, Voltage wrote: i beat NG rumble blindfolded as Blockhead

I escaped from NG Rumble into reality. (no, seriously, look at my icon!)

Outdo: I could blow up the planet at any time. Don't make me mad.

I could blow up the universe at any time just because I farted the wrong way, you can call me Beerus

outdo this: my ejaculations can burn holes in the ozone layer

At 11/19/14 05:28 AM, Damien wrote: With all the debt the US has, I'm surprised you guys still have water to distribute.

water is the cheapest commodity in some areas, a water bill in Maine where I live has:
- no annual flat rate
- $33.60 for every 1200 cubic feet
1 cubic ft = 28 liters

in other words, you pay $33.60 for 33900 liters of water every "quarter" (every 3 months), but you are billed based on your usage and not all areas are the same

At 11/19/14 01:50 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/19/14 01:45 PM, Voltage wrote: I had breakfast... at light speed

I had you for breakfast at light speed.

And could you guys do me a favour and read the OP, please? It says you actually have to post something else for the next person to outdo. I'm getting sick of people not knowing how it works.

Anyway, outdo this: I breathe flames.

I live in flames HURHURHURHUR

ok, if we're gonna outdo eachother proper though, newgroundsmike...

i beat NG rumble blindfolded as Blockhead

At 11/19/14 10:34 AM, Cordyceps wrote: I like the good old SWF format.

yup, and I myself do not welcome video formats on NG nor was I ever a strong proponent on that matter but looks like that cannot be changed

At 11/19/14 01:06 PM, NewgroundsMike wrote:

At 11/19/14 12:27 PM, MrPercie wrote: I'm a Shinsengumi

My breakfast was a Shinsengumi.

Outdo: I travel at light speed.

I had breakfast... at light speed

At 11/19/14 01:39 PM, Lionelion wrote:

At 11/17/14 04:41 PM, LittleWashu wrote:

Haven't seen you in a while lionelion nice to see you posting again.

But on another note who do you think will win the next death battle between Kirby and Buu?

You know I want Kirby to win, but against my better judgement, I think Buu is gonna win this one. Kirby just seems too outmatched, but then again, who knows? Maybe Kirby could end up copying Buu's powers and then totally whup his ass :3

if only kirby could also obtain the same fortitude as buu but alas, kirby is only purple fluff with the power to be invincible only temporarily and dodge quickly

i would go with buu, buu can float very high in the air and turn kirby to chocolate like any other hero

Needs improvement, though for a first animation of someone that just joined like yesterday... it's better than most.

At 11/19/14 03:06 AM, Boomstick wrote: It's going to come out after the weekend.

promise.

no boomstick, I don't care if you're several levels higher than me, ONLY JOSH HOLDS THE KEY

At 11/19/14 03:24 AM, Sekhem wrote: poor people and long distance relationships = a recipe for failure

if you can't afford to fly her out or vice-versa, it will never be successful

remember, sekhem said it so it is probably 85% true

by the time I legitimately wake up from being punch drunk tomorrow (which could be anywhere from 6 hours to 40 hours from now), I shall designate a winner of this battle and move on to our next anticipated battle. Which by the way, any NG vet will get a kick out of. No, it's not the Mods Slapper Only fatal 4 way fight yet.

At 11/18/14 06:54 PM, solamander wrote:

At 11/18/14 06:17 PM, Painbringer wrote: Until you're able to live (close by) together, you and her should just keep seeing other people.

But what if by the time I'm able to travel easier she's already married, and had a few kids? I just don't think I could handle that.

if you can't handle the fact someone baked your cake for ya dude, don't bother check the oven. just let the house burn down, it's not like it was ever your house to begin with

Five Nights At Freddy's was always in the head of the security guard of FNAF2, because he was left in a coma after being bit by the Mangle when he worked the day shift and the only way to escape is to beat Day 7 and finally die in peace.

If there was a 16 hour version of this, it may be more relevant to the age of NG

bigger boobies are ok, though I like the au naturale

Ahhhh, a topic about chat. 45 replies and only 7 posts worth reading

At 11/18/14 09:23 PM, thegarbear14 wrote: you look like freaking mrs. doubtfire to me.

this is by far the worst comparison ever, and if you make another shitty reference to me being a character Robin Williams plays I will beat you down with my heels, choke slam with you with my pearl necklace, and hang you by cloth of my skirt

how's that for crossdressing garbear HOW'S THAT

At 11/18/14 03:38 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Why don't we just stop thinking of stopping?

Because what happens if we stop starting to think?

Likely, it's not that humans will forget what sex is but instead it will be this strange gene matching service that accommodates parent "hosts" to restrict the possibility of imperfect children by some regulatory bullshit in our distant future.

I've seen it because I'm a time traveler.