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At 11/21/14 04:22 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: Not sure if just posting song lyrics or expressing your feelings for something.

Ignore them, they're all in love with dying. They're doing it in Texas.

At 11/19/14 06:33 PM, RydiaLockheart wrote: Then the problem with the Big Three is twofold. For 30 years General Motors refused to make cars that people actually wanted to buy. Then the UAW killed the golden goose.

Why bother being responsible and mature when you can just whine and protest? (Of course, this goes for many folks worldwide, but the entitlement mentality is especially prevalent in Detroit.)

you are a lot smarter than I originally thought, you have a good eye for the things happening around there

At 11/21/14 03:24 AM, Boss wrote: lol its like you saw thru the screen and saw im living with my parents. fuck i have made thosuands of posts on newgrounds dot com i cant be living with my parents what is happening to my life

Something tells me that whether or not you live with your parents isn't a big deal because imagine how many people really still live with their parents, and how there really are some 40 year olds in the world who still live with their parents

At 11/21/14 03:16 AM, AtlasTheGaurdian wrote:

At 11/21/14 02:39 AM, Voltage wrote: Yes, never accept lower standards for one's entertainment value.

>having standards

Your gif may have quality, but you disgust me with your green texting. Get out.

At 11/21/14 03:10 AM, Boss wrote: i know its a natural thing i was just kinda picking at the idea of our conscious choices of mates and how the logical path of choosing someone with a nice personality in a way seems to have a hidden flaw that they might be scheming on you because my brain is riddled with tormenting thoughts that degrade my ability to perceive the world like a healthy normal person

well, what good news my friend - your honesty about your subversive tactics means that you are enlightening and clearly psychotic. What a relief!

People scheme all the time, it's taking someone's kindness for granted and basically becoming a parasite that is the scary thing. But many people are also smart, and pull the tapeworm out of their ass.

Sleep is for people that have nothing better to do, it's the last thing you should realistically desire. Close to that is eating corn out of a can, and then eating a cactus. Never eat a cactus.

At 11/21/14 03:02 AM, Boss wrote: because at the base of it isnt sex about being a personality elitist and rewarding people with good behavior/sneaky enough behaviour to find out your personality and trick you?

no, sex is just a natural thing you do really; "rewarding" people with your personality and genitalia... er, trick you is more or less of a dick move, no pun intended.

there's also a chance to be murdered, some people would probably say that's invasive. and this would explain many, many pointless homicides are carried out every day

At 11/21/14 01:07 AM, Boomstick wrote:

At 11/21/14 12:35 AM, Sevkat wrote: Only if she has a penis.

http://youtu.be/eUY7zIfgUko

is that from good morning vietnam?

At 11/20/14 11:34 PM, 24901miles wrote: Some people even see it as an act of silent rebellion against our culture's insistence that girls keep their hair long through adulthood.

Some? Some who? Where are these "people" and who insists on it? I know it's associated with the early punk scene in the 80's, but like sxycatwomanvampire21 (?) says:

At 11/20/14 11:34 PM, sxycatwomanvampire21 wrote:

That isn't common for women in America.

actually it is. a lot of chicks have short hair...

it IS a fashion statement worn by women (and men, may I add) of all scenes. In fact, short/medium hair may be the style most commonly trended by business women and politicians - obviously, to not only look official but also intimidating. Women are not stupid, our view on their fashion choices really kind of is though.

At 11/20/14 11:07 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Hence we sit on the internet all night and make rape jokes.

Captain Obvious over here am I right, eh?

No. Making rape jokes is for people that can't take fifteen fucking seconds out of their day to think up something wittier than jokes involving genitalia and forceful throat fucking. Spare me the rape shit - coke and meal please, no bread.

At 11/21/14 02:07 AM, AtlasTheGaurdian wrote:

At 11/21/14 12:35 AM, poopmcfarts wrote: The more you talk about him, then the more attention he gets.

Are we implying that this is a bad thing

Yes, never accept lower standards for one's entertainment value.

Who would ever microwave a living thing?! Razor*. Razor probably would.

At 11/19/14 06:34 PM, Sense-Offender wrote: That sounded pretty good, definitely more relevant to my interests than Italian pop music or just screaming on stage. Wonder if they'll do more. I wonder what that Melvins/Fantomas split from last year is about. Imagine if Mr Bungle did new stuff, though. Also, am I alone thinking Stripsearch is one of FNM's best songs?

For the most part Melvins and Fantomas always conspired as "Tomahawk," in fact the group that has that song on Soundcloud actually has a song off Tomahawk's newest album "Oddfellows." And Mr Bungle is likely done, due to haters/fans crying about Mike's other projects.

Stripsearch is potentially one of the best songs FNM ever produced, it hardly deserves to be on the album it's featured on.

What if there was a female ninja turtle that knew magic?

Oh, woe is life

At 11/19/14 05:19 PM, Lich wrote: Is there a version of the track not on Soundcloud?

The preview bitrate when listening to Soundcloud uploads is awful and I would be very interested in listening to this track in higher quality through another service.

Unfortunately no, although I did see links to iTunes and Amazon for the single

17 years after their last album, Faith No More has been confirmed making a new album. The single (or the album) may be out December 8th.

NSFW WARNING
M*****F*****R You may thank me later

At 11/19/14 04:47 PM, Lich wrote: Trashed antics on the side though, that's something else entirely haha.

this is absolutely correct

At 11/19/14 04:51 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: oh sure, mandalorians and wookiees are totally wannabe jedi. aside from lowbacca. no wookie aside from him is even allowed to naturally possess force sensitivity.

you never do get to see the wookie jedi in action

At 11/19/14 04:50 PM, Avery wrote:

At 11/19/14 02:03 PM, Amaranthus wrote: There's this thing called shame and I'm surprised OP hasn't felt it yet after making this thread.

Shame? Never heard of it.

yeah well your avatar seems to be a picture of deadmau5 so we figured as much

At 11/19/14 04:49 PM, Lich wrote: As long as you don't try and burn my house down then I'm pretty chill with your Pyromania-desires.

yes, I only meant we as in the mass here - as long as my house is not burnt down, you are welcome to my bar mitzvah

At 11/19/14 04:37 PM, mysticvortex13 wrote: you are ignorant. there are those of us, me included, whos minds segregate fiction and reality far between. faaar.
sure it's not usually real, but that's obvious to us.

then again, there are also lots of idiots whos minds do not work that way.

I would just like to say that there are lots of people who's minds do not work that way -- Just because there are people like *yourself* that segregate fiction and reality doesn't necessarily mean other people follow in your "well-guided footsteps." Because those living in their fictional little bubbles probably don't seem to see through the illusion they have disguised for themselves, you included. A person that has never been on the internet, that has only seen so many people in their life - have a better contrast of fiction and reality compared to the statement you tried to make.

Definitely yellow.

At 11/19/14 02:51 PM, K1LL80Y wrote:

At 11/17/14 07:17 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

What's that like when someone cheats on you? I've always wondered.

Bump.

Good symbolism, proper execution

But an imperfect match? That is not the proper heart rip.

Also, women are actually a lot more prone to this

At 11/19/14 03:07 PM, NuScarab wrote: Sure, some of us speak more intimately on Skype sometimes, but the advantage of a chat room is that you have a more casual communal feeling, like hanging out in a café or pub.

fine choice of words sir -- I was just kidding (as noted by the end of my post), but my point being: whatever is best for the website

At 11/19/14 04:26 PM, Mumbo wrote:

At 11/19/14 04:25 PM, Crazy-Pigeon wrote: As long as you're okay with the knowledge that you might have an impulsive control disorder.

wuzzat?

society (I.E people using this forum, your family, friends, neighborhood and public officials) will acknowledge that you are a ticking time bomb that they always need to uselessly place surveillance on even though you don't quite do anything out of the ordinary

At 11/19/14 03:24 PM, Lorkas wrote:

At 11/18/14 06:31 PM, Canas wrote: ugh just porn in general. Really weird dominant narratives that create problematic ideas of sex and sexuality. Male dominant, female submissive, "daddy" play etc.

Hah, I agree with you completely.

I must have missed that, but the point is: one must limit themselves sometimes

At 11/19/14 03:30 PM, FurryGod wrote: Of course you haven't been to Hawaii beaches, or International beaches.

ha, you haven't read the cruise ship story

I have too been to Florida, and Mexico

At 11/19/14 03:32 PM, Damien wrote: MATH

yes, that's how math works thank you very much damien

At 11/19/14 02:37 PM, Amaranthus wrote: It's full of sand, just like my vagina.

we already knew this, I hear the newest, biggest beach is being named after you

borderlands world, why on earth would you ever want to live there

oh my god this thread just proves the raunchy stench of people that desire an "official" chat it's like jesus guys we don't need a real time chat, if you actually gave a shit about there being a chat - let the devs make it, stop crying that you earned it/deserved it/rightfully require it, don't make threads, don't pester anybody... hell, put it on a shirt, SEND IT TO JOSH

i'm just kidding, but man, if you really want chat that bad maybe you should do that