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At 11/23/14 04:26 AM, NGComicd wrote: Seriously? Is this a stupid joke?

No, this is real life.

God damn you guys don't know how to limit the wall of text do you

At 11/23/14 04:19 AM, Sekhem wrote:

At 11/23/14 03:55 AM, Voltage wrote: I think it's clear you have never personally hunted big game

yahoo answers... impeccable source

Notice the amount of answers that also contribute to "Just one," the best answer being "If you're lucky." So assuming you understand a T-Rex's biology and somehow know where the brain is you could probably bring it down in one shot, but a small brain in a large, mobile creature?... Have you ever even thought about how hard it is to shoot a peanut out of a ragdoll with a .22?

Which leads me to:

incredibly modern source

teddy roosevelt lived, literally, over a century ago

if you have no idea how much .38s and .38 ammunition have changed since then, you really shouldn't even be replying

The .38 special was invented roughly 20 years after Teddy Roosevelt was shot. In addition, the pressure and power are severely outclassed by 9x19/9x18, unless you count .38 super - which is still outclassed by .357 Mag/SIG

My point is that the bullet is far too small to inflict any realistic damage that will slow down a giant creature like a T-Rex, because it's not just big game - it's HUGE game

bella twin killed the largest grizzly, on record at the time, with a fucking .22 - in 1953

there are very few creatures that cannot be killed by a well-placed shot

.22 Long, Sekhem, not just a ".22" -- .22 long was useful in hunting game for this particular reason

Bella Twin is also an older woman who likely understood how to kill a bear with a small caliber weapon (out of self-defense or practice), and was not only lucky but just did not kill a bear with 1 shot. It likely took several after to 'ensure' it was dead.

At 11/22/14 03:48 PM, ChazDude wrote:

At 11/22/14 03:45 PM, fieldertiger wrote:
You bring nothing but stupidity on this website.

...Says the guy who just...

...I don't even need to bother explaining.

I am absolutely in favor of Fieldertiger v Amaranthus, as Fieldertiger is correct

Amaranthus, you are a forum asshole and you have yet to breach my first wall of trust with the things you say

And video of you drinking this pepsi, bitch. Or it just didn't happen.

At 11/22/14 04:02 AM, Wegra wrote: God dammit anyone else notice they're the same thing every time? Why does everyone in these have to be a massive cunt or a massive tease. And why is the main character a pussy ass bitch around other girls.

People generally are moody dickheads that are certain of not assisting until the last possible moment for... "reasons?"

The main character is also a wuss most likely as contrast to the western "hero" cliche of big tough bad guy, drinks scotch and eats nails daily, gets shot and stabbed but that don't keep him down. The western variant is realistically bullshit, because in reality people are scared. The heroes of real life have courage enough to know they are about to die, but they can't swallow their courage when it comes time to things they are uncomfortable with I.E talking to women, eating food, being with family, etc.

The target audience of Japanese culture also isn't intended for western audiences, it's for the scared Japanese guys that can't ask out the Japanese women... which is actually happening in the socio-political atmosphere of Japan if you have actually kept up with their situations.

At 11/23/14 04:07 AM, GRIMthaREAPER wrote: 1 it would crawl up the Trex's ass and block it's intestines while the rest of the pack retreated and waited for it to die then they would feast

congrats ladies and gentlemen, delivered from the grim reaper themselves

At 11/15/14 05:46 AM, Sekhem wrote: If you shoot with precision and manage to hit the brain/skull region (I realize the T-Rex has an incredibly small brain, but any shot in the general area would probably cause it to stop functioning), it would only take one shot. Assuming you are using modern .38 ammunition such as Buffalo Bore, it would certainly penetrate T-Rex bone easily.

I think it's clear you have never personally hunted big game, because there's also a common fight question between "Bears VS a T-rex" too -- you're basically suggesting that a very small caliber weapon utilized to take down anything with two legs can equally take out a behemoth of a creature. No way man.

If this was the case, Teddy Roosevelt would have used a small caliber weapon to hunt with or even a revolving long gun. He didn't. Teddy Roosevelt generally used hunting rifles because they had the necessary stopping power that a .38 could never match, no matter how well your shot (and realistically, you just don't hunt with a small caliber weapon). And the reason I point this out is because Teddy Roosevelt has been shot, didn't give a fuck, and gave a speech.

Realistically, you would use .458 because you're not looking to pierce its skin. You're trying to kill it.

too much time, @psychogoldfish j4u

At 11/23/14 02:45 AM, fmn335 wrote: Or the ones that work as sumo wrestlers here in America. We need to see fat people fight too.

Fat people fighting?. Fat people will kick your ass out the ring. Knock you out the ring, embarrass the shit outta ya.

wearing pants on a saturday should be outlawed

i also think sexual cannibalism should be critically assessed as a means of an alternative form of child support

At 11/23/14 02:33 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote: wise words as always morgan freeman

that's mama luigi to you!

At 11/23/14 02:18 AM, Head-Full-Of-Acid wrote:

At 11/23/14 02:13 AM, Voltage wrote:

whoa
calm down man
if she read that, you'd make her cry

she will never read that, because katy perry does not care about my opinion. taylor swift might, but alas, katy perry ignores me like the plague.

At 11/19/14 06:41 PM, SCTE3 wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/voltage/augden-recapsulation

hahah. Nice. i popped up on random, that is pretty random.

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Art (I found your significant other, @Subliminalvirus)
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At 11/23/14 02:02 AM, JRob wrote: Katy Perry fucking sucks, and I have no idea why Kyary Pamyu Pamyu loves her music so much

katy perry is right up there with iggy azalea, taylor swift, and miley cyrus for most annoying female pop music artists of all time

"you PMS like a bitch"
that line belongs in metal, not pop music. stick to your pillow fighting antics and dreaming about the cutest guy ever you fucking snobby nosed upper class rich psycho dick-sucking bitch

At 11/23/14 02:11 AM, Kel-chan wrote:

At 11/23/14 02:07 AM, CiviLies wrote: So when's your next animation coming out?

next month!

lies

This is odd, because if she is expected to welcome the Muslim faith then this means that she would have never been permitted to play video games. This is a sign that she is either being untold about the practices of Muslim faith or that she will have to basically get rid of a common pleasure we have in our dumb little worlds.

Pawning is halal to those of the Muslim faith either, so the act of pawning was not wrong. (as long as interest was not involved*)

However, a woman having to marry into a Muslim family... I don't get it. I know everyone gets their own decisions in life, but isn't a bit archaic to "marry into" families? But hey... whatever cockamamie shit Europeans get their knickers in a bunch about I guess you ought to follow suit, lest you be disregarded by your family of expectations!

or you know, you can think for yourself and listen to your heart and accept neither reality

At 11/23/14 01:42 AM, Kel-chan wrote: It's not sexual in any way whatsoever....

you're on the internet, yes it is

and no, I have never wanted to suck the tit of a cow's udder

If someone bullies you about your braces, why don't you tell them they'll have a shit-eating grin in the future and their teeth will be all miserable and displaced and ugly? a canterpillar must form a magnificent metapod to become a beautiful ladybuggerfly

At 11/22/14 11:50 PM, JRob wrote: doggy

I want to pet

my thought exact

At 11/22/14 02:20 AM, Tony-DarkGrave wrote: sure you guys have been on newgrounds and now "just made a account" *eyeroll*.

you'd be surprised, there are some really stupid people that think stick figures are still kind of new

Dummy's Guide to Being an Internet Douchebag

At 11/21/14 09:14 PM, GingerGymnast wrote:

At 11/21/14 02:30 PM, Cyberdevil wrote: Something.

That was funny

yes, 5 stars

Faith No More, because you have to have faith to kill a vampire!

My overall favorite musician is probably Josh Homme

Super Take a Shit on Miley Cyrus 3D

At 10/29/14 06:47 PM, MMHM wrote: Introduce your boyfriend to them whilst driving a Prius.

this right here will result in me finding the heaviest object I can presumably pick up and it will lead me to try to destroy the vehicle, regardless of whether or not I like you/your boyfriend

if not the vehicle, then the windshield. because I really don't like people that drive toy cars... >:(

None, all porn sites equally suck

At 11/22/14 01:55 AM, Sevkat wrote: Guys, why the fuck is this thread still alive?

it's alive because people reply with things like this:

At 11/22/14 01:59 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: I can lead the nation in a holocaust IN A HOLOCAUST IN A HOLOCAUST IN A HOLOCAUST!!!

At 11/21/14 10:55 PM, CresIsis wrote: I'll just leave this here for you guys to imagine the smell.

i smell rotting tuna coming from that

At 11/22/14 01:48 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Do you have a sexy ghost butt? If not gtfo

sexy ghost butts only plz, no bread

At 11/21/14 08:22 AM, Kel-chan wrote:

At 11/21/14 04:26 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 11/21/14 04:22 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: Not sure if just posting song lyrics or expressing your feelings for something.

Ignore them, they're all in love with dying. They're doing it in Texas.

I don't mind the sands of time, the images it shows

i can smell you on my lips and taste you with my nose

wait, that's not it :(