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At 12/11/14 07:31 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: @Voltage with @supergandhi64

behold: superVoltage64

At 12/11/14 06:54 PM, Painbringer wrote:

At 12/10/14 02:57 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Sunshinethefox's Suicide

Will we ever know if he's actually dead or locked up in the loonie bin?

Either way, no internet access from any one of those options.

Actually, I have a line to the dead world. Do you want me to ask Livecorpse if Polraven is still relevant?

At 12/11/14 07:05 PM, glazov123 wrote: Okay then, let's put it a bit shorter: I am pretty sure that there's a chance that something, or someone, will make this crazy rollercoaster known as Brony Community go on for years, decades even. It already happened, considering the previous generations of the show, which leads to the middle of 1980's; That's about thirty years as of 2014.

As for the current generation, I simply doubted that it would take more than a few years for the people to stop seeing the newly-found fandom as mass trolling attempt. And then YOU appeared...

Hold your horses, History Lesson Man.

There is something I WOULD defend about MLP, which would be the 80s era of this cartoon. While it was still fucking ridiculous to see anthropomorphic ponies running around and saving the world and shit, the animation was actually good.

Now it's "cutesy" but lazy at the same time, made by a crack team of atypical Flash animators. It also dramatically rides the wave of ridiculous storylines and franchising.

But do you think MLP male fans should even recall this era? I certainly don't. Mostly because men were hypnotized back in the 80s and 90s and watched WWF or at the very least, Ren & Stimpy. MLP is this - Hasbro's cash pony (as opposed to cash cow), and they will ride every fan's dick until Pinkie Pie is no longer socially acceptable to talk about in public.

And to be honest, mass trolling attempts are not new things used to deride capitalistic franchises. Also see: Habbo Hotel incident

At 12/11/14 07:03 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Here's the thing though, you're not me buddy. You can't act like a total shitbag and get away with it. You don't have the style, motherfucker.

You can't either, slut.

At 12/11/14 07:01 PM, FinaLee wrote: Calling people assholes and saying "fuck you" isn't really a good way to go about discussing things, dude.

Fuck you, the best way to talk about things is by fucking the "u" out of fck so that way i'm sayin fck yo bro

At 12/11/14 06:54 PM, Luette wrote: I don't know if this is an actual fetish but I consider it one: sex toys. I don't get why someone would masturbate on a piece of rubber thingy.

Human toilet.

a piece of rubber thingy? also I'd say it's like primate behavior on "human toilet," do you know how often gorillas probably throw shit at eachother in the wild and find it funny? do you know how often a dog eats another dog's turd despite probably regurgitating it?

it's sick, crazy animalistic behavior. nothing hard to understand there

At 12/11/14 06:51 PM, FantasticFox wrote: I got banned from IGN just for posting a rant. I was banned for being a "troll." Also, I wasn't told how long the ban was. Do you guys know how long a ban for those reasons are? On another note, why can't people on NG take some fucking criticism? I've been banned from the BBS just for calling people assholes or saying "Fuck you." Seriously? People get way too butthurt these days.

Yes, tie us with IGN that's a fantastic idea.

Anyway, bans on IGN are forever. I am going to assume it's like a "one chance and you're done forever" kind of thing. Perhaps they get so many new users you can make a new alt. Who knows. Who cares. Why would you use IGN forums though?

And people on NG can't take criticism because the people submitting shit are between the ages of 12 and 40, you'd be surprised to learn that 12 year olds can take the batting worse than a 40 year old man who still thinks FL Studio is the shit.

Also, it is pretty flamey behavior to call someone an asshole or saying fuck you especially if it's not sarcastic. Why are you on the net with something to prove? Why are YOU so offended to say something so profane? It's not about being "butthurt," it's about being sensible and posting intelligently. But if you feel the need to post like a neanderthal out of the AOL 5.0 Era, go for it - watch how far your e-Rep (won't) go

At 12/11/14 06:50 PM, FinaLee wrote: Welcome back from the summer. 13 may feel like there are a lot more responsibilities in life, but don't forget you can still act like a kid from time to time.

correction: you still are a kid from time to time and don't forget you can act like you have responsibilities in life

At 12/10/14 11:07 PM, ChickenChips wrote: i like chatting in real time i beleive i got quick wits and poser trolls keep strumming the same note to different people cause there slow

you're wicked little league, bud - you couldn't troll a 14 year old

At 12/11/14 06:43 PM, glazov123 wrote: Try saying the same to Trekkies, or perhaps Otakus, I'm sure they'll consider these words entertaining and Lulz-inspiring.

The thing is that the fascination of a thing like MLP can't even be placed on the same level as Star Trek, which borders between science fiction and drama. MLP uses a medium to tell a "realistic" story with "realistic" morals but I can't tell if it's suppose to be more humorous than dramatic or more dramatic than humorous. But to place the whole "Brony" community in line with Trekkies and Otakus... that's a stretch. These two are like socially acceptable at this point. A Brony will still get a weird eye from the straight guy.

Something tells me you missing a year of events is nothing like the difficulty of me getting over missing like 9 years of events. Suck it up. Also, get older.

you think the monarchy of the UK have little labs where they have secret gadgets like in 007 films? and that all public surveillance cameras are linked up to the labs?

cuz I do.

This is definitely not the average brony. That was kind of informative and actually a decent overview of a Hasbro product.

Now this - this is Bronies. And I'm being nice.

I don't get the whole fucking MLP thing still. Are people sarcastically being "MLP" fan shit? Is that the joke? I don't get the obsession with this cartoon at all.

The Skype chat was pretty fail (minus the exception of Bren and HKS), the IRC chat is wicked "EHH" (between being anti-NG and just overall... strange and thoughtless at times)

At 12/10/14 11:00 PM, JRob wrote: 50 threads later and people still don't realize the Steam Newgrounds group chat room can be used

so is this where I can meet people and have things in common? thank god

The reason I'm using the BBS again is due to chat, but if chat should never return who GIVES A FUCK

At 12/11/14 04:13 PM, RyderOmega wrote: Have you tried putting ice on it?

BAM!

have you tried sucking your mothers dick whilst eating your father's vaginal crease m8 ohhh

if hentai is a fetish, i guess masturbating to eloquent book covers is also a thing

At 12/10/14 12:00 AM, Loki wrote: Being single is the shit.

bingo

At 12/11/14 12:45 PM, FRAYDO wrote: have you suffered a worse injury than this before?

No, I said it to the doctors though: I'd take 4 months of pneumonia over the 6 weeks of a broken ankle

At 12/11/14 12:38 PM, Slint wrote: Will you try it and take pics or be a huge pussy about it?

I would be a huge pussy about it, fuck that. I ruin my mouse and I ain't got a mouse for 6 weeks.

I personally ship Voltage with @Nae, fuse @WadeFulp with @24901miles, and reveal my trap card - @Goryblizzard x @InsectGadget for most fucked up pairing of NG users ever

lol an audi and nissan? gtfo, thats not real competition

if women softened you up, you're a victim of feminists and you're afraid to admit it

At 12/11/14 03:12 AM, 24901miles wrote: Can you draw a realistic anatomical sketch of the ankle including fracture points on paper and then snap a photograph to upload into the thread?

oh wait, draw it on paper? give me like several hours

At 12/11/14 05:06 AM, YenMuffin wrote: Is your nurse hot?

already covered this - if fat hairy men are your forte, sure

At 12/11/14 09:08 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote: Was the hospital food any good?

Did the nurse get you under anesthesia an do stuf to you?

Did you have to be escorted out in a wheelchair?

hospitals have a high magnitude of terror and pain associated with them

Didn't get to have any hospital food, didn't go under anesthesia (that's for surgical + very serious issues), yes wheelchaired to the waiting room then given crutches - and no, actually, the hospital was like my only hope similar to Luke Skywalker

At 12/11/14 05:18 AM, Slint wrote: What's the nearest thing you can shove up the ass?

Closest - laptop

most realistic - computer mouse

At 12/11/14 10:05 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: Shitty. Hope it goes well. Usually when you fall on ice you break a wrist. How'd your ankle break?

Slipped on a really shitty, badly made stair made of concrete - I fell hard on my INNER ankle. See my scientific image below. Remember it's the right ankle, the fracture caused a split in my bones pretty much

At 12/11/14 03:12 AM, 24901miles wrote: Can you draw a realistic anatomical sketch of the ankle including fracture points on paper and then snap a photograph to upload into the thread?

science below

At 12/10/14 10:57 PM, Monster-64 wrote:

At 12/10/14 10:52 PM, Voltage wrote:

At 12/10/14 08:33 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Your point sir?

anyone born in march is officially a miserable pile of secrets

What about December?

Youre ok, but march children? HAVE AT YOU!

BTW wahyaranger, its a meme. look it up

Anyway guys, shitty update - I learned i fractured my ankle in 2 spots. im going in for surgery next week

At 12/10/14 08:33 PM, WahyaRanger wrote: Your point sir?

anyone born in march is officially a miserable pile of secrets

At 12/10/14 09:54 AM, Sectus wrote: What television programs does that hospital offer?

Basic cable TV, which included C-Span, Cartoon Network, and Comedy Central. If it wasn't for that episode Obama was on for the Colbert Report, I'd be pretty fucking anal. No fucking pun intended. Ok, there is a fucking pun intended.

At 12/10/14 09:55 AM, Splats wrote: If Pinocchio would say "I'm lying right now", would his nose grow?

If Pinocchio said that, I'd murder him right off the bat. Survival of the fittest.

At 12/10/14 09:58 AM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 12/10/14 09:55 AM, Splats wrote: If Pinocchio would say "I'm lying right now", would his nose grow?

I'll make something grow, all right.

You ain't making shit grow Amaranthus. You could plant seeds in Minecraft and you still couldn't make those suckers grow. I would know. I watch you all the time.

At 12/10/14 09:59 AM, Captain-Slugworth wrote: Last one I visited they had cooking shows, nothing but cooking shows and repeats of Downton Abbey.

You are a depraved, lonely man.

At 12/10/14 10:14 AM, NGPulp wrote:

At 12/10/14 09:38 AM, Voltage wrote: Crutches on Ice

How much is one ticket for a balcony seat?

$80, pay with cash and by the way it ain't that funny

At 12/10/14 10:18 AM, WahyaRanger wrote: Why don't you know how to walk on ice you tropical pleb?

I was born in Spring you dolt, I ain't walking on ice for one minute. Hell I can't even walk on it for a second, apparently.

At 12/10/14 10:33 AM, Monster-64 wrote: Try walking on it. It might make you feel better.

It's a lot like someone is pulling your foot really hard and they have needles protruding out of every inch of their hand. And by the way that's not even walking on it, that's just LIFTING my leg up.

I know for a fact I'm doing my leglifts right, according to this video.

At 12/10/14 10:41 AM, Luer wrote: That's the most metal thing I've seen!

Well, I guess you'll be asking Santa for a new ankle then for christmas eh? Ha ha

No, still asking the fat man for a girl to wind up at my place with a PS4. I'll survive.

At 12/10/14 12:27 PM, Viper wrote: Hows the ankle feeling? I bet it's itchy isn't it. Can't imagine it wouldn't be. Considering it's in a cast and all.

It isn't itchy, but it hurts like a motherfuck. And it's like lifting a fucking brick with my foot.

At 12/10/14 02:16 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Sucks about the ankle but I can't get over that awful facial hair you've got going on there.

I say the same thing about your existence, Nipple Man

Also, my nurse was kind of a fat scruffy looking guy. totally copped that f33l

At 12/10/14 02:18 PM, Zachary wrote: Take notes folks, this is why you do not go outside.

exactly

At 12/10/14 02:31 PM, TheGamechanger wrote: Well, I guess you've been temporarily put on ice!

I didn't get the humor in your post after this sentence gamechanger but thanks, I do shit frogs and fight leprechauns from time to time

At 12/10/14 02:36 PM, 24901miles wrote: How does it feel to break your ankle on a slippery slope fallacy?

@NekoMika

o u

At 12/10/14 09:48 AM, Lepy wrote: did it hurt?

Actually, if I were to take the pain I felt when it happened vs the pain I feel now in a cast, I would take the pain when it happened. I felt nothing besides a fall at first and then I knew I had this unmoveable pain from my foot. I saw my foot go limp like it wasn't attached to anything. That right there was psychological hurt, and pretty fucked to understand.

At 12/10/14 06:15 AM, Zerodecoole wrote: Were you in the Salty Spitoon when you slipped?

Basically, yes.

At 12/10/14 06:43 AM, NGPulp wrote: Are you going to use crutches now?

Yes I have been using them, and so far it really fucking sucks. Imagine using crutches on ice. Not fun at all.

At 12/10/14 06:49 AM, TheGamechanger wrote: How are you feeling?

Like shit, like my ankle is broken and my meds are weak. It feels like a heavy pincushion surrounds my ankle right now. How are YOU feeling?

At 12/10/14 06:57 AM, Gremlin wrote: Perhaps a large doze or morphine could reduce your pain.

They actually gave me morphine at the E-R, it didn't do the trick like I thought.

At 12/10/14 04:04 AM, NewgroundsNation wrote:

At 12/10/14 04:00 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 12/10/14 03:57 AM, FurryGod wrote: Crush up an oxy and snort it, then you might be cool.

snorting acetaminophen is not a good idea - just an FYI

So you have percocet, or roxycodone?

Either way, neither of those would be enough to suffice for a broken ankle. I don't condone drug abuse but you need to tell your nurse this shit aint cuttin it for you

percocet, and yeah - once it wears off, you can imagine it's like someone driving a hammer into your ankle every few minutes

At 12/10/14 04:00 AM, Cordyceps wrote: if there were two astronauts on the moon and one of them killed the other with a rock would that be fucked up or what?

actually that'd be really fucked, but if supplies were right I could see it happening