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This here kids is a thread, a prime example of a really obvious attempt to troll the oblivious onlooker to warrant a reply. Be smart kids, only YOU can prevent forum fires.

At 1/16/15 01:25 PM, Stereocrisis wrote: Someone else, I think @voltage asked me if I wanted a medal for sharing with you guys that I'm more creative when I turn off the radio and tv.

No man, I'm not an arrogant prick. I wasn't saying that stuff to impress anyone. Honestly, I think maybe you think, that I think I'm cool mentioning creative talents. That's not it at all.

well honestly I was actually being sarcastic there, I think anyone that doesn't watch TV deserves a trophy and not a medal. let's be serious here

And not for nothing, but tv, movies, your favorite bands or music artists all pay 100's of 1000's of dollars to cram their shit down your throat in promotions. I typed a couple of sentence about how I more or less create my own stuff. I didn't share any links. I wasn't plugging some shitty drawing or rough draft music project I'm working on. So what gives? Why do you think that wanting a fucking medal would even cross my mind?

just to clarify, we all want trophies because medals are silly. and anyone that's earned a medal on or off newgrounds should feel ashamed they didn't earn a trophy, but a medal. but the more you think about it, why DOESN'T it cross your mind? why DON'T you feel you deserve something (especially a medal) for not buying into corporate bullshit thrown at you? personally, I think you beat yourself up and didn't see the odd irony in my post. you instead degrade yourself thinking you DON'T deserve something when you should tell yourself that you DO deserve something.

I'm posting on newgrounds. I know damn well that nobody here is in a medal giving mood. Ever. Even if respect is earned, no one here pays their dues. I know you're all trolls and/or 13 years old. The rest are just old dogs who brag about signing up in 2005 and so they are somehow better than everyone else who joined later on.

2005 isn't a bragging right. look guys it's cool you signed up then but let's be frank, if you signed up in 1999 you earned your bragging right. if stickdeath was cool when you signed up here, you earned your bragging right. hell, if you submitted something to Stick Figure Death Theater using Flash 5, you earned -a- bragging right. But the point is, you can't be too serious - you can't be too joking, especially on NG. We know this. We don't want someone that's a mindless piece of shit troll straight out of 9gag, 4chan, or reddit.

And more importantly, while we "don't" want a 13 year old they're gonna think being here and posting here makes them all that much cooler. So what? just post or do whatever you want. I can't tell if you're serious or joking either, but you make a long winded post and I was actually offering some bits of advice. Sure, the tail end of whatever I was saying was kind of retarded, but hey man at least I offered something rare here - some kind of insight, because an actual opinion on the BBS is like a tiny oasis in a desert full of screaming children, shitty flash animations, and random shit from Xenomit

At 1/16/15 03:01 PM, CiviLies wrote: Here's a whole shitton of coincidences.

Also, congrats Volt <3 Rock on, man!

thank god someone read the first post, at least I know you care CiviLies. also, are you saying I'm next for an assassination? illuminati confirmed? 666? sagat confirmed for mortal kombat x?

thank you as well everyone especially my hero @superghandi64

and @furrygod read the first post more carefully

At 1/16/15 06:10 AM, Jester wrote: I don't mean to be a cunt, but it sounds like you need some friends.

friends? do you mean food or something? never heard of that

At 1/16/15 05:47 AM, NGPulp wrote: It's a Mr. Saturn confessing its love to you.

I sure love Mr Saturn references.

of my Newgrounds account comes up on the 23rd! Holy shit!

You want to know an odd coincidence? My cast for my ankle also comes off on the 23rd as well.

This thread is officially about weird synchronicity and coincidence, because nobody celebrates a 12 year anniversary.

At 12/11/13 06:35 PM, SneakyGameBoy wrote: There is nothing to really complain about. Just be patient.

Naw, I'm gonna bump this thread because I think someone needs to actually make a thread about this

Telltale Games fucking sucks.

I was at one point a fan back a year or two ago because hey, they seemed to of made a good game! I was wrong. They didn't make a good game. They WROTE a good game.

Telltale games has this dark secret which is that they can write games that can make you cry but they can't code a game to allow you to walk over to the left of the fucking screen 50% of the time. Seriously, go ahead and try in the first season of the Walking Dead game - it's so linear and it's so bland it just deserves its criticism.

They've used this exact same recipe time and time again, but I'd just like to say that in Resident Evil 3: Nemesis, there were quick time events that had an effect somewhere in the level or story based on what you did.

The big difference is that Telltale Games and Capcom, while two very different studios at the time, also operate on the engine they produced - but in Capcom's case, you could move just about anywhere freely (although with the same ending in mind), but you actually had to fight enemies based on what weapons you had at the time. You don't get any of that in either Walking Dead game. It's more of the same bullshit of, "HELP! WE'RE ALL USELESS!"

Tales from the Borderlands and Game of Thrones look absolutely no different too. They only put more effort into fitting into the atmosphere. Personally, I myself will never play this shit again. I see exactly what they're doing and they do a good job of it, but I think people should be critical of this particular game studio because these aren't fucking games. They're well written wastes of time with nothing innovative to bring back to the returning player.

So fuck you Telltale Games. I don't even want to know what happens to Clementine now.

At 1/16/15 02:52 AM, shalukey421 wrote:

At 1/16/15 02:49 AM, shalukey421 wrote: Check out the latest M:PN2 news at this site!

Do you think that this guy is gonna be in the new game?

Newsflash dude, we already got a thread for this by TomFulp and even by yours truly. And no, I don't think Cartoon Drinky Auditor will be in the game. The Auditor has and probably will be very much dead.

what in the flying fuck is going on

At 1/15/15 07:23 PM, Seasons wrote: Commencing another shitty music thread on the BBS...

-Pink Floyd was interesting for a while, but then I stopped being a teenager, and now they're boring. Also, anybody who finds the dark side of oz interesting is likely an incredibly boring person.

-Led Zeppelin would be respectable if it weren't for the plagiarism.

agreed on both points, I didn't even like Pink Floyd and I actually find Led Zeppelin's vocalist incredibly fucking annoying nowadays. not just vocally, but the fact he's a piece of shit is also a thing in itself.

-Queen is lame, so please stop start singing that one song that everybody knows or else I'll punch you in your mouth.

No way, Queen is not that bad at all

+CCR is a great band. Good sound and a non-pretentious delivery.

agreed

+The Who is amazing. Keith Moon was a bad ass, and watching Townshend smash his guitar is hilariously satisfying, especially when you consider how toned down their music is by today's standards.

The Who were amazing but stopped being amazing when they just stopped becoming relevant

+Early Rolling Stones is good. They never shied away from the influence of American blues players on rock and roll. Route 66 is no longer relevant, though.

Didn't like much of Rolling Stones

So, what do you guys think of classic rock? What are some groups that you hate or like, and why?

I think some classic rock/heavy metal was good for its time, and some of it never aged while some of it is just hippie bullshit they threw on the album. A lot of classic rock albums to me lack variety and its not my favorite genre.

Also, nobody mentioned Chicago yet. How the fuck do you have a classic rock band and nobody mentions Chicago?

At 1/16/15 05:16 AM, satanbrain wrote: Life is meaningless. Nothing is likable for nothing matters.

phew thank you for that esoteric reminder satanbrain, I'm glad I like nobody

At 1/16/15 05:19 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: So again, you're no fun, I'm done with you.

No shit sherlock, we have block buttons for a reason. No need to go on a tirade in a thread like someone that doesn't read the god damned rules

At 1/4/15 09:02 PM, cga-999 wrote:

At 1/4/15 01:09 PM, Teddiikun wrote: Whatever you submitted must've been terrible considering some serious grade A garbage still gets through the portal

@StrawberryClock

I'm sorry but StrawberryClock is Grade S garbage, you piece of shit

At 1/4/15 03:27 PM, NeonSpider wrote: You know, this almost makes me curious what those blammed entries were. But being that they're blammed you can't exactly view them.

Yup, you can upload things that were blammed in one place @bagassatria -- you can dump things here for anyone's viewing pleasure! Just give us the link.

Oh right, and your blog redirected me to some porn which is a bannable offense. Way to go. Nice Spongebob cursor by the way.

At 1/13/15 11:59 AM, Makakaov wrote: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mISOs-7XSHg

lmao

It's proof that cops have a hard time dealing with Ninjas or Knives

2

There's literally 8 users I don't want to see any activity from and that's literally 6 of the people that regularly post here and every fucking time I read your posts you make me want to commit mass genocide, not to anyone of any ethnicity but the entire human race itself. And dolphins. FUCK DOLPHINS.

At 1/16/15 05:00 AM, RandyRandom wrote: I watch a ton of different videos on YouTube, as I usually go queerer than a clockwork orange, I tend to watch and make art videos.

Here's a video you'll like: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t5Zh11vPYkY

I like how you proceed to just ignore Monster-64's rebuttal that there's already a thread for YouTube videos and proceed to post your own

I know some great YouTube videos

At 1/16/15 04:57 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote:

At 1/16/15 04:45 AM, Voltage wrote:

At 1/16/15 04:13 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Oh, and 9/11 jokes. I like 9/11 jokes.

Why do you try to be edgy?

Why do you have such a shriveled sense of humor?

You know, I'm the only guy in this thread that actually welcomed the user. In fact, I'm usually the only guy that welcomes new users without some fucking dumb dribble to drool all over a returning NG user. Do yourself a fucking favor, build yourself a tower and crash your own plane into it.

And by the way, I wasn't someone to bring up pedophilia as a reasonable discussion point.

At 1/16/15 03:49 AM, Stereocrisis wrote:

At 1/16/15 02:29 AM, supergandhi64 wrote:
--supergandhi64

Well, see, this is my biggest issue.

Haven't you learned not to take Superghandi64 seriously yet?

Literally everyone loves all this stuff and I just have no interest in it.

The reason is because people have blind fanaticism with shit that actually doesn't concern them. I like to think this is flowering independence + individuality, and your mind is finally shutting off the things that people have to commonly have interests in. Fuck them, enjoy what not many enjoy.

It's hard to find something to talk about with people, even if I was a world traveler, because I'd be on some vagabond shit, and in every place I visited, people would be asking me if I caught the new episode of The Walking Dead.

Welcome to the real world friend, we are all trying to find a place to fit in. And if someone isn't, they've lulled themselves into a sense of security which might actually end up killing them. Besides the point -

It's really quite pathetic. I mean, and think about people who find no enjoyment in these stupid things that everyone cares about. What are we supposed to do if we are not amused or entertained? Well, the answer is clear. We revert back to how people used to behave before the invention of this "entertainment".

Before we had TVs, phones, guns, and porn magazines we had eachother, alcohol, and dirty whores. That is a testament to the hardships of human kind which we have all forgotten as the fruits of life. Anyone that says otherwise have no fucking idea how hard life actually is and what the basics of living are. Nobody better give me "WHAT ABOUT EATING AND SLEEPING," those are just instincts. Eat a fucking rat and sleep on cardboard, people just hand those out.

It is only when we do that when we find how imaginative, and creative we really are. With "nothing" to do, we create something to do.

I'm telling you, I've written more songs, written more lyrics, more short stories, more artwork, done more drawing and painting when I eliminate that fucking racket coming out of my TV or my radio.

Good, do you want a medal? I don't watch TV either. I haven't for years.

And yeah, it's not mind-blowing. I didn't have 100 million dollars to throw at every idea I've had. But let me tell you, if I did, I could sure come up with something better than American Idol or some dumbass buddy cop TV show.

I don't know how it arrived to that, but some of my best ideas have come just because I seized the opportunity - not because I had the money to spend.

Murder a nappyheaded ho, kill the kool aid man, stab a principal, shoot the schools, break a window, play Limp Bizkit, listen to Linkin Park, choke a bitch, unblock Sevkat, like Amaranthus, wrestle against Jake the Snake Roberts, give a Sweet Chin Music to Hulk Hogan, drop from rafters and break my neck, fight Stone Cold Steve Austin, break my leg in Dana White's shitty UFC bullshit, submit three animations a year, click the Supporter button AND an ad, repair a house, watch a season of Roseanne, stop quoting Jim Cornette, give Barney a beer, and contaminate the purifying water supply.

Safe to say I will do anything but suck a d for a Klondyke Bar. The wordplay is strong with this one.

At 1/16/15 04:13 AM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Oh, and 9/11 jokes. I like 9/11 jokes.

Why do you try to be edgy?

Anyway, welcome back whoever you are OP

At 1/15/15 05:31 PM, Sekhem wrote: no need to put quotation marks around it, hating ass bitch

all right then Mr. Nelly #1 dicksuck

At 1/15/15 04:35 PM, yurgenburgen wrote: uploading punch.jpg

thank you yurgie

At 1/15/15 03:59 PM, Sekhem wrote: did the post also say i was a huge nelly fan or that i really enjoyed his last album

ah right I forgot I was talking to a "producer" and "fan of hip hop/rap"

At 1/15/15 03:56 PM, dem0lecule wrote:

At 1/15/15 01:24 PM, Raab wrote:
Get my name out of your mouth, you piece of shit.

You don't know me.

Trashtalking at the lowest. Some people never change.

actually, I'm absolutely on board with Raab

you shouldn't badmouth Raab, I don't care if you have double my fans

thanks guys i call this one cyanide and crappiness #24 return of the joker

At 1/15/15 03:43 PM, WahyaRanger wrote:

At 1/15/15 03:04 PM, Voltage wrote: radaketor doesn't count, NGPulp is wrong

You're in a bad mood and taking it out on other people through the internet.

Don't.

go to the gym before I force you to do squats on my cock

At 1/15/15 03:33 PM, Sekhem wrote: i'll leave it to nelly's line from #1

"I'm tired of rappers judging what's real hip-hop/Half the time they be the [NEWGROUNDS BAD WORD ALERT] whose album flopped."

you reference Nelly when he was relevant in 2001 - a song relevant 13 years ago. XXL gave his latest album 2 stars, get real man

At 1/15/15 12:16 PM, Jin wrote:

At 1/14/15 09:21 PM, Bit wrote: It sounds weird, but I have gotten hundreds of the pussy like this. You just need to understand the female psychology. Trust me.

You aren't supposed to reveal so much of the 3 super secret advice that will make all women fall head over heels for you, before you sell the book and the VCDs for $499.99.

1: Know magic
2: Dance like Duane
3: Show her cute animal pictures daily

At 1/15/15 01:24 PM, NippleManOfMilk wrote: Well... is she a necrobumper? If the answer is yes, then mine is no.

yeah thanks "bob12214821" or whoever fucking searched "would you fuck an alien," this is the best thread we need from 9 god damned years ago

either way, I will fuck an alien but you better be hot and we better fuse together or some weird assimilation shit because yes i am very much into that. marriage not required

At 1/15/15 11:32 AM, dem0lecule wrote: There are two things you gotta do. First, ask a mod for permission to sell your stuff. Second, this is a wrong forum to ask for Art (inb4 dick pics). You're better suited for Art Forum.

actually, the art forum isn't really about the "politic" of selling art so no the general section is a good spot for this. and did you read?

At 1/15/15 11:29 AM, BostonAnimeDude wrote: If so, we'd love to talk to you and pay you for your time.

They'd PAY you for YOUR time. You don't ask mods about selling stuff especially because the sell here ironically is on you making money.

and I think every one of you guys have crossed a line on being disrespectful because this is actually a fair + tame first thread, let the man preach his peace. mostly because life for the people that actually submit content to this site don't want to hear you screw things up royally on our ends.